Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[ZeDarkKnight]

Wouldn't surprise me if Ralph ends up with diabetes and his solution is to eat his way to victory because the extra nutrients will help him win.

Imagine if he's having a heart attack the moment he starts shooting and shoots himself

Considering how good Ralph is at fucking up I think he could do alot better than Lambright

 

[Foghorns at a Funeral]

If we told Ralph to eat a bag of dicks in person, would he end up resigning himself to an aluminum sheet-lined shack in the middle of the desert? Might be a better fate that the one currently awaiting him.

Who knows what could set him off at this point. Might be Jim's comment about him smelling ass. Tell him that in person and we might see the birth of a Gunt tree fort made of metal sheets and booze bottles.

 

[FightenGnome]

Per the Metokur stream, I am surprised that Destiny and the Infowars guy come across as completely normal out of everyone at the party.

When a Bisexual Cuckold and a man who works for a man that believes Hillary Clinton literally eats babies are the most normal guys in the room, Ralph should really reconsider his life.

 

[part timer]

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Not to dishonor the fed smoker, but he looks a bit like Hurk here. Think it’s the teeth.

 

[Snigger]

The most baffling thing to me is that Ralph somehow thinks any of this is a W

 

[NoMoreMisterNiceDoc]

I have no idea what it is but Gyms new streams don't jive to me, is it really the canceraids that's lowering the energy?

 

[AnOminous]

Oh shit. This may be the beginning of a very funny series of events. Total co-sign by Snake Masterson.

He's a little late to the party. It's not even surprising he'd inevitably snake, everyone knew it. Although to a normal person it wouldn't be just Jim being there that would be snaking, but whatever he does on air. But to the Gunt even associating with Jim is now grounds for enmity.

Will he bitch out and take this from his other Internet daddy?

Or will we see another pig-rage rampage?

 

[Extreme Crusader]

I have no idea what it is but Gyms new streams don't jive to me, is it really the canceraids that's lowering the energy?

Should've watched the greatest podcast ever when Jim was droning on. Pod Awful is a suitable replacement for Gunt exclusives and recaps.

 

[No Man's Burrito]

I have no idea what it is but Gyms new streams don't jive to me, is it really the canceraids that's lowering the energy?

Until this latest stream, I kinda get thr feeling he didn't have much exciting him and he couldn't push past that and the cancer. With Ralph turning the Retard to 11, Jim has started to sound more excited and energetic. I don't think he's ever going to get to 100% though.

 

[Nigella]

Should've watched the greatest podcast ever when Jim was droning on. Pod Awful is a suitable replacement for Gunt exclusives and recaps.

Stop shilling for podawful you faggot

 

[Laura Loomer]

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Lol Dick blocked him.
Wondering if that’s a sign of things to come

I might be late but has it been ruled out that this account is a Ralph sock? The "I was nice to you" followed directly with insulting his gf is an attack style gunty is fond of generally.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

Metokur's stream teetered on the brink of animal cruelty. It made me wonder how long this persecution of Ralph can continue before Peta get involved and rescue him the exact same way they 'rescue' thousands of unwanted dogs every year.

If ever a pig-man needed a spider, in the corner of his sty, simping for him by spinning affirming platitudes into her web, it was Ethan Ralph. Sadly, as soon as Ralph found out the spider was called Charlotte, he would want her to suck his tiny penis "like the dirty spider whore she is."

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I might be late but has it been ruled out that this account is a Ralph sock? The "I was nice to you" followed directly with insulting his gf is an attack style gunty is fond of generally.

It's not a sock, it's a legit retard, he was at the event he's sitting at the table in the incel money shot.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

If Ralph were to die from anything other than his failing health, I could see it being a cop hosing him with lead after a coke-fueled rape binge that leaves him enraged, naked, and horny in a Vegas hotel hallway. Him screaming about Null, Jim, and the killstream's heyday while being riddled with a trigger happy cop's magdumps.

Ralph gets a stroke that doesn’t kill him but leaves him unable to speak and the only think he can say just sounds like pig noises

 

[americascup]

harvesting time at long last! what a bright future we have ahead of us

 

[Angry Shoes]

He's a little late to the party. It's not even surprising he'd inevitably snake, everyone knew it. Although to a normal person it wouldn't be just Jim being there that would be snaking, but whatever he does on air. But to the Gunt even associating with Jim is now grounds for enmity.

Will he bitch out and take this from his other Internet daddy?

Or will we see another pig-rage rampage?

If this is a repeat of the Jim situation he'll quietly seethe for about a year, then explode one night when he gets too drunk/high.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

He's also the same guy who lost a debate to Athenes earlier in his career as a master debater. Athenes is a guy whose claim to fame is making up shit about speed running Diablo 3:
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what's Athenes up too these days? still running his cult?

 

[DaBigBopper]

I like this. Really good little embodiment of where we are at.

https://fxtwitter.com/K1LLallpedos/status/1511202021864398850?cxt=HHwWhICjke6O7_gpAAAA

I liked that it uses the Big Boss version of Null rather than the current Jack Murphy Null.

 

[Telemeter]

If Masterson was smart, he would distance himself right fucking now. Before this retard boat anchors his name permanently to his neck. Dick survived Maddox, why in the fuck would he go down with the retard ship that is Ralph.

Ralph is basically Dick's current Maddox, that's why he keeps him around, to be an entertaining retard he can get some content and amusement from.

Dick already cosigned Rekieta, now he's cosigning Jim.

Ralph hasn't hollered at Dick because he's a bitch, even though that is all Dick really wants from Ralph.

He can probably squeeze Ralph for years worth of content like he did with Maddox if Ralph would just stop being a bitch and holla at him already (needs to hurry with that, Ralph probably only has a few years left).

Next he's going to say he can't com to Las Vegas with Ralph because the dog ate his plane tickets and then he'll invite Flamenco on his very next show.

 

[Extreme Crusader]

Stop shilling for Daddy Jim you faggot

No u.

Edit:
I wonder if Ralph is gonna go scorch earth when he realizes that Dick doesn't truly support his Gunt shenanigans?