Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[ZeDarkKnight]

Dax left Ralph with a bullshit arm injury. Jim shits on Ralph for 3 hours. Dax immediately gets Jim to come into the show.

Even Ralph can see when the hand is writing on the wall

This is the guy with an eye injury that could've exploded if he flew on a plane and he flew on a plane

This is the guy talking shit and acting tough after he gets curb stomped everywhere he goes

I'm not sure he'll ever get the point even if he gets a massive heart attack

 

[Ol' Slag]

Should be obvious to anyone. Surely. But hey, Dick did say that he “hurt his arm.” Just like he “hurt his foot” the day before he too was supposed to go to Portugal. Surely that’s just a coincidence…

"I swear I don't know how those drugs got in my pocket, officer."

 

[Expendable Zaku]

This is the guy with an eye injury that could've exploded if he flew on a plane and he flew on a plane

This is the guy talking shit and acting tough after he gets curb stomped everywhere he goes

I'm not sure he'll ever get the point even if he gets a massive heart attack

Yeah, you’re probably right. He’s just too stupid to figure it out. And even if he did, he’s too much of a little bitch to do anything about it. At least Dax has an enjoyable night with his girlfriend afterwards. Spared himself from wasting his time with a deadbeat from West Memphis.

 

[ZeDarkKnight]

Yeah, you’re probably right. He’s just too stupid to figure it out. And even if he did, he’s too much of a little bitch to do anything about it. At least Dax has an enjoyable night with his girlfriend afterwards. Spared himself from wasting his time with a deadbeat from West Memphis.

Ralph sees things in his own little world. He thinks he's a badass. I'd say chances are good that this or another situation causes him to go full paranoia. If he decides that Dick hates him, he's an enemy and it isn't because of Ralph, because the Ralphamale is the ultimate badass. No one could hate the perfect specimen of man in Ralphs eyes. It's because everyone is out to get him. 10% chance right now he'll leave the planet WACO style

 

[AnIntrepidCrow]

I don't know, I would hope that Ralph already had the clarity to know that Dick just keeps him around as a pet tard and wouldn't want stir up another shit storm... but we all know he is a fixin to holler, probably.

 

[bonusmp3]

Historical moments should be memorialized, here is when Jim reads the superchat confirming that Dick will join Jim as long as the topic isn't anime.

 

[ZeDarkKnight]

I don't know, I would hope that Ralph already had the clarity to know that Dick just keeps him around as a pet tard and wouldn't want stir up another shit storm... but we all know he is a fixin to holler, probably.

He thought Jim was his friend even after Jim said from the start he doesn't have internet friends

 

[State Champ]

I don't know, I would hope that Ralph already had the clarity to know that Dick just keeps him around as a pet tard and wouldn't want stir up another shit storm... but we all know he is a fixin to holler, probably.

Any delusions he had should have been ended when Dax snaked at the end of Jim's stream. Ralph will probably be too dumb or too scared to do anything about it. He'll just sit and wait for the public humiliation to be recorded and uploaded to YouTube for everybody to watch.

 

[Heavy Rainfall2]

I'm gonna schizopost and theorize Jim specifically did not mention Dick bailing because he had drugs on him on purpose to drive the wedge between him and Gunt further

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Dax left Ralph with a bullshit arm injury. Jim shits on Ralph for 3 hours. Dax immediately gets Jim to come into the show.

Even Ralph can see when the hand is writing on the wall

YOU BASICALLY COSIGNED THAT STREAM DICK

 

[ZeDarkKnight]

Any delusions he had should have been ended when Dax snaked at the end of Jim's stream. Ralph will probably be too dumb or too scared to do anything about it. He'll just sit and wait for the public humiliation to be recorded and uploaded to YouTube for everybody to watch.

That assumes Ralph wasn't crazy from the start and that the delusions aren't just beginning.

But yeah

 

[State Champ]

YOU BASICALLY COSIGNED THAT STREAM DICK

Lol first Jim now Dax. holy shit imagine Ralph going back onto the dick show after this just to get btfo'd by the only other cool kid on the internet.

 

[dingusmcbingus]

10% chance right now he'll leave the planet WACO style

If Ralph were to die from anything other than his failing health, I could see it being a cop hosing him with lead after a coke-fueled rape binge that leaves him enraged, naked, and horny in a Vegas hotel hallway. Him screaming about Null, Jim, and the killstream's heyday while being riddled with a trigger happy cop's magdumps.

 

[ZeDarkKnight]

If Ralph were to die from anything other than his failing health, I could see it being a cop hosing him with lead after a coke-fueled rape binge that leaves him enraged, naked, and horny in a Vegas hotel hallway. Him screaming about Null, Jim, and the killstream's heyday while being riddled with a trigger happy cop's magdumps.

I'm not saying he's gonna join a cult or die being harrassed by rogue us agents like waco, I'm just saying he's probably gonna end up fortifying himself somewhere with a bunch of guns yelling at everyone

And he'll end up getting raided to death

 

[A Log In D Tractor]

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God his eyes are so fucked he should have left the sunglasses on. We can all see he has one eye on the camera and the other on the corn.

 

[Bummer]

I'm pretty sure Dick is going to gunt guard as hard as he can without looking like a complete simp if Jim goes on. Everyone knows Ralph keeps dirt on all his friends and with how much they have partied together I'm sure Ralph has a decent amount on Dax. It won't matter though, as long as Dax isn't his last bridge to burn the wigger ego will take over and he will explode over some perceived slight and burn that shit right down in hilarious fashion. I'm curious what direction Ralph goes in when that parental relationship is over though. I'm guessing he starts sucking Nick Fuentes's dick even harder than he already does. Christ is kang and such.

 

[Foghorns at a Funeral]

I'm not saying he's gonna join a cult or die being harrassed by rogue us agents like waco, I'm just saying he's probably gonna end up fortifying himself somewhere with a bunch of guns yelling at everyone

And he'll end up getting raided to death

Ah the Wayne Lambright school of schizo. Good thinking there.
The future is bright, Lambright.

 

[Expendable Zaku]

Ah the Wayne Lambright school of schizo. Good thinking there.
The future is bright, Lambright.

If we told Ralph to eat a bag of dicks in person, would he end up resigning himself to an aluminum sheet-lined shack in the middle of the desert? Might be a better fate that the one currently awaiting him.

 

[Retink]

This is the guy with an eye injury that could've exploded if he flew on a plane and he flew on a plane

This is the guy talking shit and acting tough after he gets curb stomped everywhere he goes

I'm not sure he'll ever get the point even if he gets a massive heart attack

Wouldn't surprise me if Ralph ends up with diabetes and his solution is to eat his way to victory because the extra nutrients will help him win.

 

[AltisticRight]

Wouldn't surprise me if Ralph ends up with diabetes and his solution is to eat his way to victory because the extra nutrients will help him win.

He wears compression socks so he has diabetes already.