Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.

Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.8%

  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,302 53.8%

  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 517 21.4%
  • Total voters
    2,418
 
1649060363071.png
Tweet | Archive

1649060429788.png
Tweet | Archive
 
  • Winner
  • Like
  • Informative
Reactions: World Star, Gaius Cumulus, Yum Yum and 43 others
Polyboros2 said:
I disagree, I believe Ralph is a former Incel type(maybe not late virgin, but definitely desperate for pussy long enough to resent them) that views a man's worth through the lens of the women they bed. It's not that he hates women, it's that he believes that's the most damaging way to attack a man.

So keep up pointing out how gross May is and how pathetic Ralph is that she's the best he can pull down.
Click to expand...
I dunno. He's confirmed on Twitter before that he had pussy lined up around the block. So I don't think that's true.

ralph-the-pussy-slayer.jpg
 
  • Winner
  • Lunacy
  • Like
Reactions: Yum Yum, Buck Breaker of BUcha, ConSluttant and 18 others
Fannyscum said:
View attachment 3143410
Tweet | Archive
Click to expand...
Looking at him here, I'm really getting Shanny "Hard R" for Christ vibes. I'm not sure if it's the nose, the uncontrollable substance abuse, the imperial ton of extra weight, the eyes making him look like he's about to walk off in two directions at once or the mindless jubilation in the face of his world falling apart, but all I'm saying is - I expect to see an Onlyfans opened up soon, and videos surfacing of him getting into fights with his partner and crying to the cops about it.

I'd also like to point out, that hat? He managed to choose the one hat that would make him look shorter and fatter, and it did a great job of that.
 
  • Like
  • Winner
Reactions: Yum Yum, ConSluttant, AltisticRight and 5 others
One of my favorite hypocrisies now is his insistence that since Jim fingered his wife on a stream (or whatever it was) that Jim is a “degenerate.”

Now keep in mind, the man claiming Jim is a degenerate participates in threesomes with prostitutes and his pregnant significant other, eats shit out of teenage girl’s butt holes, and mouth rapes drunk girls. But at least he never fingered anyone on stream, that’d be downright sick!
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: 6thRanger, ConSluttant, supremeautismo and 18 others
Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
One of my favorite hypocrisies now is his insistence that since Jim fingered his wife on a stream (or whatever it was) that Jim is a “degenerate.”

Now keep in mind, the man claiming Jim is a degenerate participates in threesomes with prostitutes and his pregnant significant other, eats shit out of teenage girl’s butt holes, and mouth rapes drunk girls. But at least he never fingered anyone on stream, that’d be downright sick!
Click to expand...
Has jim ever pretended to be anything other than a degenerate?
there's quite a difference between someone being a degen and someone pretending to be christian and acting like a degen
 
  • Like
Reactions: 6thRanger, ConSluttant, koos koets and 5 others
Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
One of my favorite hypocrisies now is his insistence that since Jim fingered his wife on a stream (or whatever it was) that Jim is a “degenerate.”

Now keep in mind, the man claiming Jim is a degenerate participates in threesomes with prostitutes and his pregnant significant other, eats shit out of teenage girl’s butt holes, and mouth rapes drunk girls. But at least he never fingered anyone on stream, that’d be downright sick!
Click to expand...
Fingerbanging your girlfriend to climax live on stream sounds fun. Ralph has nothing so he has to shit on another man’s good time. Sad, Ralph. Don’t be jealous that all you’ve done is release the worst sex tape ever created.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: ConSluttant, supremeautismo, koos koets and 5 others
MirnaMinkoff said:
I don’t know why people think Ralph does coke. He seems way more likely to snort or smoke meth. Meth is the upper of choice for a guy like Ralph, it’s cheaper and it lasts longer.
Click to expand...
Well he’s been caught on livestream smoking meth before. But I think he takes whatever he can get, whenever he can get it. Ethan Ralph isn’t a discriminating or discerning consoomer when it comes to drugs, liquor, women, or food. He’d inject the narcotic equivalent of trash burgers into his veins if it made him stop feeling like Ethan Ralph for a while.

I'm Just A Worm said:
Fingerbanging your girlfriend to climax live on stream sounds fun. Ralph has nothing so he has to shit on another man’s good time. Sad, Ralph. Don’t be jealous that all you’ve done is release the worst sex tape ever created.
Click to expand...
Ethan can’t get a girl wet enough to slide one of his trotters in. He has to get her wasted unconscious then rape her face. Hard for him to do that while live-streaming. Ronnie’s boy doesn’t have the IQ for multitasking.
 
  • Winner
  • Like
Reactions: ConSluttant, koos koets, AmateurComedicTaxidermist and 6 others
Ethan Ralph is 5'1 🖕💋 said:
It's very funny how we've gone from the times of this clip where it seemed like a big exposé, to now where he doesn't even bother to hide that he's a junkie.
View attachment 3143877
Click to expand...
Hell, he takes PRIDE in being a junkie and a rapist and an alcoholic who’s never met his only son. When you’re “a white nigger from West Memphis” you have nothing to lose but your ego. So he attached his ego to being the biggest degenerate in his sektur. #WINNING
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: supremeautismo, koos koets, An automatic clown and 5 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back