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Left with nothing but himself, a defeated pantsu, 2 to 3 guntguards, and an entire subforum on the farms. He'll finally be in the equivalent of Mundane Matt's career after the boulder stream.
Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening
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Dax already made fun of Ralph a few times after the first Metokur beatdown, Rekieta was at his place/studio and they laughed and made a bunch of jokes at Ralph's expense, it wasn't just Nick doing it, Dax too.
Not only that but WATP made an entire episode about Ralph. It was during the period where half the internet was making fun of Ralph and he didn't say anything about any one of the people that humiliated him.
From a pure business point of view, a relationship with Karl/WATP is way more beneficial to Dax than one with Ralph, same with Rekieta who had his gigantic streams during the Rittenhouse trial and is now getting close with the people at the Blaze.
Dax is not going to burn bridges with any of these people for Ralph, but Ralph will go after Dax for it.
Like everyone else, my guess is that Dax will try to "ambush" Metokur with Ralph, but I do think he knows Metokur will clean the floor with Ralph once again, he's probably even counting on it happening.
I think he knows that deep down that the real "ambush" is for Ralph, because no matter what, he won't be able to win that encounter (especially if he's not able to mute and lower the other person's volume which is the only way he can appear to dominate the conversation).
Not only that but WATP made an entire episode about Ralph. It was during the period where half the internet was making fun of Ralph and he didn't say anything about any one of the people that humiliated him.
From a pure business point of view, a relationship with Karl/WATP is way more beneficial to Dax than one with Ralph, same with Rekieta who had his gigantic streams during the Rittenhouse trial and is now getting close with the people at the Blaze.
Dax is not going to burn bridges with any of these people for Ralph, but Ralph will go after Dax for it.
Like everyone else, my guess is that Dax will try to "ambush" Metokur with Ralph, but I do think he knows Metokur will clean the floor with Ralph once again, he's probably even counting on it happening.
I think he knows that deep down that the real "ambush" is for Ralph, because no matter what, he won't be able to win that encounter (especially if he's not able to mute and lower the other person's volume which is the only way he can appear to dominate the conversation).
Weeb Slinger
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I think Ralph has a Scarface ending in mind for himself. Many of us have already laid eyes upon his 'little friend'.
The saddest truth to emerge from all of this drama is that, besides Little Ralph, he has no real long-term friends, and lacks the necessary traits to foster any new ones. All of Ralph's relationships are, by nature, either coercive or manipulative.
What he does have is a crowd of hangers-on, who are thinning faster than Russell Greer's hairline, an empty-headed girlfriend who he obviously cannot stand, and a new-born who he was happy to duck out on, only days after her innocent soul was wrenched from the astral plane and squeezed out through the felted walls of Meigh's birth canal.
I am certain him being awarded his own bowling trophy, like a special needs kid at their birthday party, came about through a combination of pity and nobody else wanting the bloody thing. Who would want a 4-foot-tall physical reminder that they paid $65 to attend an event where a fading Internet celebrity flopped around like a beached whale while being figuratively pelted with coleslaw and diapers?
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Just finished watching JimCo Guntball stream and man, Jim really laid it into him.
I'm hoping that someday Jim and NULL will do a stream together about Ralph. I don't think anything would make him loose his shit more
I'm hoping that someday Jim and NULL will do a stream together about Ralph. I don't think anything would make him loose his shit more
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I'd take it to annoy Ralph, but it'd eventually find its way to a dumpster.
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Jim and Null streaming together, the two vets of the internet, talking inside baseball on years of Gunt history as a deep orange sunset slowly lowers in the background.....this would be the perfect Epilogue to the final Chapter of Ethan's cursed internet tale. Let it be, Oh Lord.
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Fuck no, I don't want this ride to end. Ralph has provided me with so much goddamn amusement, especially with his copes.
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Interesting that Ralph isn't saying anything regarding the stream last night.
Dare I even ask if he may have gotten the message at long last?
Dare I even ask if he may have gotten the message at long last?
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Give it time.
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He already sounds like pig noises.
Jarbo may have lost his streaming audience, some money, and a chunk of his dignity, but he went on to actually be a father and raise his child, which is more important than any Internet bullshit.
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He got completely destroyed and humiliated, again, like it's been happening more and more often in the last few months.
What is he going to say? That Metokur changed his last name again? That lockdowns are his fault? Something about Jade?
At least during the bowling alley he tried to come up with new lies about Jade's nudes but Ralph is too broken at this point.
His transition into Ralphabitch is almost complete.
There Is Light At The End
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Ethan reminds me of that video of shitting hippo in a zoo. you know it's shit, but it's so fascinating to look away, that you can't look. here's the video
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Fat? Loud? Obnoxious? Slinging shit everywhere to the amusement of other people?
Lads, I think he may actually be a shitting hippo.
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It's only a matter of when, not if, but when the transition into Ralphabitch occurs.
Calefactorite
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The only way this ends is with a fat, bloated corpse in the desert outside of Vegas, his dying words scratched into the ground.
KILLSTREAM BABY
Well, he is rising his girlfriend's children, I guess that's something.
Has anybody suggested to Nick Rekieta to call in during the Dax + Metokur episode? I bet things would melt if that happened, especially since Rekieta(Nov 2017, earlier?) and Metokur(Aug 2017, vids featured earlier) were on The Dick show more than half a year before Dick even knew who Ralph(May 2018 ) was. If only Dame Pesos would rise from the dead.
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He's busy typing up an article.
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We can give him all the shit we want about raising someone else's kids, he's still 10x the dad that Ralph will ever be to his own blood. I genuinely hope that some other men out there step up and raise Ralph's kids to be nothing like him.
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Why is everyone at that event so tiny? They are all Ralphs size, that guy Faggot is even shorter, Destiny's is taller than Ralph by 3 hairlengths, and the guy that punched Ralph is even shorter than him, the only guy that's adult size is the security, and you can see him even when he's in a crowd of these midgets cause he towers above them like the empire state building..
Do do manlets naturaly attract to each other like a sort of genetic survival mechanism?
Do do manlets naturaly attract to each other like a sort of genetic survival mechanism?