Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Apteryx Owenii]

You should totally do it. Between that and all the legal insight from @Useful_Mistake et al., hopefully at some point there will be no more need for any R*kieta simping in this thread.

there's almost no Rekieta talk in this thread- it's okay, this isn't twitter, no need to * out a name- except as it relates to his Greer streams, which I think most people here enjoyed (personally, I skipped over anything with those dumb lips but whatever)

although I guess I don't understand why someone would go through the exact same material except without the legal commentary (but including reaction images). At least it's not as bad as having 100 "documentaries" like Chris Chan has...

 

[The Dude]

I like Rackets' streams just fine, but I agree that Sriracha on the Greer streams is fucking obnoxious and insufferable. Not only that, but she gets so much of Russhole's backstory wrong. There have been several times that I was listening to a Greer stream and she tells Nick something about Shit-Lips which nearly made me say "That's not how it fucking happened!" out loud. Nick could quietly come on Kiwi Farms to ask any of us to come on the stream with him to discuss Russhole and it would be way better than having what's-her-ass back on. The info would be a helluva lot more accurate, that's for damn sure.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

I like Rackets' streams just fine, but I agree that Sriracha on the Greer streams is fucking obnoxious and insufferable. Not only that, but she gets so much of Russhole's backstory wrong. There have been several times that I was listening to a Greer stream and she tells Nick something about Shit-Lips which nearly made me say "That's not how it fucking happened!" out loud. Nick could quietly come on Kiwi Farms to ask any of us to come on the stream with him to discuss Russhole and it would be way better than having what's-her-ass back on. The info would be a helluva lot more accurate, that's for damn sure.

I relisten to the streams when i need background noise and God does her gasping, yelping, blurting laugh irritate the piss out of me.

 

[Mind Goblins]

I don't recall this. I do recall him mentioning as a joke Greer to his multiple cohosts and explaining to them who he is, that much is true.

Ah, maybe that's all it was then. I thought I remembered a document reading during that one, but I could definitely be wrong.

ETA:

Was it? I think his last stream with Null was like 6 months ago, and that was about Null's homemade banana peppers and his pigeons, no?

You know, I was going to add that I thought the main topic on that stream was Greer and Melinda, but then I decided to fact-check myself and it was actually Ralph. Maybe Russ came up as a side-topic once and I got a little excited. I'll just slowly back away now before I defame our dear leader anymore with these baseless accusations of Russell Greer discussions.

 

[bubble wrap]

Did Rekieta ever finish reading the Fremantle suit? The last time I watched him ("LoLcow Law Update Day - Russell Greer is Great and Deserves to Win - More Marshall Videos"), he got halfway through before giving up. I checked back a few times but never saw a follow up. I think the next thing I saw after that was when he read Greer's motion for alternative service. I gave up checking on Rekieta after that.

I usually enjoy when he talks about Greer, except when his viewers superchat comments that are way off topic and he goes off on a long tangent about a completely different subject. That's why when I used to watch him, I never watched him live.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Did Rekieta ever finish reading the Fremantle suit?

No, as far as I am aware

 

[DrJonesHat]

Did Rekieta ever finish reading the Fremantle suit? The last time I watched him ("LoLcow Law Update Day - Russell Greer is Great and Deserves to Win - More Marshall Videos"), he got halfway through before giving up. I checked back a few times but never saw a follow up. I think the next thing I saw after that was when he read Greer's motion for alternative service. I gave up checking on Rekieta after that.

I usually enjoy when he talks about Greer, except when his viewers superchat comments that are way off topic and he goes off on a long tangent about a completely different subject. That's why when I used to watch him, I never watched him live.

I'm watching that stream, and the way Nick describes the Olive Garden hooker incident is hysterical. That's the best telling of that debacle I've ever heard. One thing though, did Russ actually wear a tux to the Ranch, or was it his usual suit? If he rented an actual tux to go see a hooker, that makes the whole thing 50% more hilarious.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

I'm watching that stream, and the way Nick describes the Olive Garden hooker incident is hysterical. That's the best telling of that debacle I've ever heard. One thing though, did Russ actually wear a tux to the Ranch, or was it his usual suit? If he rented an actual tux to go see a hooker, that makes the whole thing 50% more hilarious.

Just his regular, ill-fitting suit that he usually wears. I like that he wore the same suit during his shift as a janitor at Walmart and on the 7 hour Greyhound bus ride to Nevada. I can't imagine the smell. If you watch the stream Nick had with Russ' old boss, Russ even bragged about how he was going to take the bus to go fuck a prostitute.

Russ has no sense of shame.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Just his regular, ill-fitting suit that he usually wears. I like that he wore the same suit during his shift as a janitor at Walmart and on the 7 hour Greyhound bus ride to Nevada. I can't imagine the smell. If you watch the stream Nick had with Russ' old boss, Russ even bragged about how he was going to take the bus to go fuck a prostitute.

Russ has no sense of shame.

Oh yeah, I remember that. At first, Russ said he was going to see his girlfriend, but then the boss worked out he was going to a brothel. The fact Russ doesn't understand how hookers work is another mark against our education system. I really think they need to sit guys down in high school and explain how things work, including once you pay the hooker, you fuck her right then. Life skills man. C'mon. I learned that in eight grade!

 

[Tonberry]

I generally enjoyed Rekieta's reading of Russell's book, but out of all the guests he's had on the Greerstreams the worst ones by far have to be Sriracha and Peach Saliva. People have already done a pretty good job at pointing out why Sriracha is a bad co-host, but Peach's video is the only one of the streams I have a really hard time coming back to. I don't think I'll ever understand why Nick decided to bring along someone who didn't even know who the fuck Russell is and have her read a random chapter of his book with almost zero context. She also managed to go off-topic more often than Drunk Nick, giving us a three hour stream where they do a total of maybe 15 minutes of reading.

Nick's chat also becomes an issue when either of those two is around because good god his viewers are so fucking thirsty. Every five minutes or so there's a new superchat with "notice me senpai send feet pix uwu" levels of comedy aimed at them. I also have nothing against weebs but I can only watch them interrupt the reading to talk about anime recommendations so many times before I feel like shooting myself.

 

[lemongrab]

Playing through Bloodborne for the first time, and I was surprised to see Russell's study looks in the game!

Spoiler: Dead ringer! I'm shocked he wasn't credited.

Even wearing the suit!

 

[Useful_Mistake]

7 hour Greyhound bus ride to Nevada.

8 hours. And it was a train ride. Source:

It was in his lawsuit wishing to make brothels legal:
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EDIT: He was so thirsty for pussy, he traveled 16 hours to get it

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[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Rackets should definitely go along with Rogue's model for handling chats/super chats. Save them for breaks during the reading/discussion, focus on them for a few minutes, then go back to the subject at hand. The constant flip flopping makes any stream hard to follow.

While it's understandable that Sriracha was the one that introduced him to Rusty, he should have included more people that knew him personally, and allowed @NipplelessWoman to appear more often. Sriracha's only contribution seems to be the everywoman reaction to Rusty when they hear/read about him. Whereas some of the other guests know how he is sans his internet cojones.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I think I found the perfect woman for Russell.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I think I found the perfect woman for Russell.

Ok, kiwis, we need to help Russ get it on with her

 

[DrJonesHat]

Ok, kiwis, we need to help Russ get it on with her

Notice she did say men who see sex workers "usually" are kind people. Russ is the exception to her rule.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Notice she did say men who see sex workers "usually" are kind people. Russ is the exception to her rule.

Nonesense! Russ is a good boy who didn't do nuthin!

 

[DrJonesHat]

Nonesense! Russ is a good boy who didn't do nuthin!

Oh silly me! Russ is a great guy, and no one will be nice to her except him!

Oh wait! We need to let him explain! And provide an address for service. Then he serves the guy who lives behind that address.

 

[DarkAlien]

I'm watching that stream, and the way Nick describes the Olive Garden hooker incident is hysterical. That's the best telling of that debacle I've ever heard. One thing though, did Russ actually wear a tux to the Ranch, or was it his usual suit? If he rented an actual tux to go see a hooker, that makes the whole thing 50% more hilarious.

No tux at his visits

 

[The Great Citracett]

I'm still disappointed he never actually wore a bowler hat to strip clubs, despite internet randos claiming he did.