Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,595
There are at least a few videos of him playing the piano and he's honestly below competent imo. If you've ever seen Russell play the piano I notice he bangs hard on the keys, lifting his hands up and slamming them down over and over. This post here shows off how he plays, very uncoordinated and rough, just sort of hammering away. It's only a few seconds but it shows so much. I don't know anything about the piano so maybe there are some songs where that is done but if you look at someone good at playing the piano like this video, notice he's moving his hands and mainly pressing keys with just his bent fingers doing the work, Russell puts all his weight on his hands and sort of slams down as hard as possible. Russ has no grace or rhythm whatsoever in how he plays.
Oh that poor keyboard. To be abused in such a way.

I'll admit that my piano days are far behind me but I still retain the ability to play and can read sheet music but he's playing with all the finesse of a chimpanzee banging on the keys. Literally he looks like an ape would if you gave it a keyboard and just had it mash some of the keys to make noise. I doubt he even got proper training. Maybe he learned the basics and then just did the rest on his own.

Either that or he's just a retard. I could go either way on it.
 
When you audition/submit audition material for shows like AGT, don’t they make you sign a release that pretty much blocks any sot of suit like this? And if he submitted audition material before, he has no excuse for not being familiar with it. There is literally not a lawyer in the networks legions of lawyers who couldn’t win such an action while in a septic coma. And I can’t imagine the fool of a lawyer who would encourage this
 
I wish I was keeping track of how much money Russ lost this way (and felt he was owed back). Just between this and Dani the hooker is upwards of 5000 dollars, add to that all the scams he fell prey to and all the frivolous lawsuits, we're probably looking at around $10,000. While not a life-changing sum, 10k lost on nothing but your own stupidity is truly mind-boggling.
Please some autistic Kiwi good with numbers, I beseech you to compile all the amounts of money Russ has verifiably wasted on hookers and fame over the years.
When you audition/submit audition material for shows like AGT, don’t they make you sign a release that pretty much blocks any sot of suit like this? And if he submitted audition material before, he has no excuse for not being familiar with it. There is literally not a lawyer in the networks legions of lawyers who couldn’t win such an action while in a septic coma. And I can’t imagine the fool of a lawyer who would encourage this
Yes but those release forms don’t apply to Russ, because they shouldn’t, because he doesn’t want them to.

Russ forever looks at rules and the law and says, “yeah but I don’t have to follow those, I’m disabled.
 
I wish I was keeping track of how much money Russ lost this way (and felt he was owed back). Just between this and Dani the hooker is upwards of 5000 dollars, add to that all the scams he fell prey to and all the frivolous lawsuits, we're probably looking at around $10,000. While not a life-changing sum, 10k lost on nothing but your own stupidity is truly mind-boggling.
Yeah I've always wondered what the total might be for his spending. I can't remember where he said it, but years ago he said he had already spent 14k at the brothels. It may have been in his brothel book pamphlet. Someone with a better memory can correct me on that.

And since then he has made many more hooker expeditions. I think between his sex fund, lawsuit fees, and music money he's gotta have spent close to 50k. I would love to see the total spending on everything.
 
When you audition/submit audition material for shows like AGT, don’t they make you sign a release that pretty much blocks any sot of suit like this? And if he submitted audition material before, he has no excuse for not being familiar with it. There is literally not a lawyer in the networks legions of lawyers who couldn’t win such an action while in a septic coma. And I can’t imagine the fool of a lawyer who would encourage this
Pretty much, yeah, and locks you into arbitration. There are ten or so pages of liability releases for pretty much anything AGT does, and if you're still being a little bitch, you still can't sue. This is from a previous version and I omit the shitty Scribd link but you can probably find this.
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So good luck Russhole you absolute mong.
 
Oh man, just when we thought that Russ was targeting foreign chicks to reduce the chances of catching fresh charges while he's still on probation, he brings a female lawyer into the mix. If she's hot (and why would he hire her otherwise), he will hit on her, and if she won't take his crap, he'll probably persist in harassing her... I hope she reports him. All I want for Christmas this year is Russ facing some new criminal harassment charges, dammit!

The AGT lawsuit arc will be entertaining for sure, but Russ getting in trouble with the law while he's still on probation from last time would be awesome. Does anyone think he'd mysteriously end up with an expensive criminal defense lawyer that he can't afford, or has he burned his last bridge there?
 
Yeah I've always wondered what the total might be for his spending. I can't remember where he said it, but years ago he said he had already spent 14k at the brothels. It may have been in his brothel book pamphlet. Someone with a better memory can correct me on that.
I can't remember exactly where he said it, but he did indeed say that he had "invested" $14k into Hof's brothels.

And I'm fairly certain that was something he said before this thread, so pre-2017 definitely.

EDIT: Found it. It's in his change.org petition where he tried to get criminal charges filed against Dennis Hof for banning him. Because rules don't apply to Russ. From the sounds of it, he blew $4k his first trip, and the other $10 by 2015 or so.
 
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I can't remember exactly where he said it, but he did indeed say that he had "invested" $14k into Hof's brothels.
It was in his lawsuit wishing to make brothels legal:
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EDIT: He was so thirsty for pussy, he traveled 16 hours to get it

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It was in his lawsuit wishing to make brothels legal:
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EDIT: He was so thirsty for pussy, he traveled 16 hours to get it

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Every time I feel bad about blowing money on something frivolous, I can just remind myself that, hey, at least I didn't spend 32 hours on a train to pay $100+ for a condom'd blowjob from an uninterested hooker in a smoky desert brothel.
 
Oh man, just when we thought that Russ was targeting foreign chicks to reduce the chances of catching fresh charges while he's still on probation, he brings a female lawyer into the mix. If she's hot (and why would he hire her otherwise), he will hit on her, and if she won't take his crap, he'll probably persist in harassing her... I hope she reports him. All I want for Christmas this year is Russ facing some new criminal harassment charges, dammit!

The AGT lawsuit arc will be entertaining for sure, but Russ getting in trouble with the law while he's still on probation from last time would be awesome. Does anyone think he'd mysteriously end up with an expensive criminal defense lawyer that he can't afford, or has he burned his last bridge there?
I want to see what basis he files his AGT suit on. I hope it's employment discrimination so the judge can have fun explaining why he's an idiot who doesn't know what he's talking about in legalease.
Every time I feel bad about blowing money on something frivolous, I can just remind myself that, hey, at least I didn't spend 32 hours on a train to pay $100+ for a condom'd blowjob from an uninterested hooker in a smoky desert brothel.
That sounds like the basis for a very sad country song.
 
I'm 50-50 on whether or not Russ will actually file paperwork. He's definitely stupid enough to try, but I get the sense right now he's just trying his usual initimdation bs. "Let me have the ball or I'll tell the teacher"
"Let me perform on AGT (and win) or I'll sue you and tell the news"
As hilarious as this fraud of an impending lawsuit is we also missed out on the alternate reality where Pipsqueak gets to perform in front of the cameras in his ratty outfit, shows off his stellar 'ability' and gets laughed off the stage resulting in large scale recognition and humiliation PLUS his inevitable lawsuit.

I also finally got to read that change.org petition. Holy SHIT is he a self-contradicting moron. I had no clue it was that hilarious too. If you haven't read it I suggest going back a page and giving it a lookover. Fucking trauma lumps lmao.

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Jeez Russ, maybe you should concentrate on one lawsuit at a time. You already struggle paying court fees for only one lawsuit, you don't want to double it.

Seriously, the amount of money he drops on lawsuits, producing shitty music, and visiting brothels, he probably could've bought a nice piece of land out in the mid-west by now.
 
Every time I feel bad about blowing money on something frivolous, I can just remind myself that, hey, at least I didn't spend 32 hours on a train to pay $100+ for a condom'd blowjob from an uninterested hooker in a smoky desert brothel.

But did you give a man a hand shandy to drive you to a brothel?
 
He spent $3,000 on studio time, paying the pricy $$/hr of each super studly bandmate, and topped it off with a sequined jacket. Instead of admiring his fruits of “by his fruits you will know him” fame, those bamboons at AGT had the audacity, the freaking gall to say no to Russ.

They ignored his many talents, his obvious efforts at a creative departure from the norm, enhanced by the sizable financial investment - all this while showcasing him overcoming his disability. They discriminated against him because they hate the disabled. Russ has compared himself to the other acts and, as a legal professional, came to the foregone conclusion that this is clearly discrimination. Don’t worry, this won’t end up like last time!
He has learned from past mistakes - he’s adapted.

He hires an attorney, one who won’t be mocked by that bias judge, to help him plead his plight to the powers that be.

(Nevermind that he already signed an arbitration agreement and is bound to it. Nevermind that the attorney fees are simply digging him deeper in the debt hole he’s so flustered about. Russ tried! He made an investment of many, many months, much, much money, and whatever detritus was left of his emotional and mental health. That’s why he won’t stop throwing good money after bad - he gave his whole life to AGT!).
 
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