Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,595
Where did he get three thousand dollars to waste? For that matter, where did he get the money to make the Yovanna video after he blew three grand on a doomed quest to be on TV?
Covidbux, Bank of Mom & Dad, plus his meager wages for his desk monkey job, combined with the fact that he has little expenses living in a ghetto hovel and his only hobby is trawling Instagram. And let's not eliminate the possibility that he's found some gimp fetish clients on rent.men.
 
I wouldn't even call him competent at piano. Never heard him play anything through without pounding at the keys and hitting the wrong ones numerous times. He's intermediate at best.
There are at least a few videos of him playing the piano and he's honestly below competent imo. If you've ever seen Russell play the piano I notice he bangs hard on the keys, lifting his hands up and slamming them down over and over. This post here shows off how he plays, very uncoordinated and rough, just sort of hammering away. It's only a few seconds but it shows so much. I don't know anything about the piano so maybe there are some songs where that is done but if you look at someone good at playing the piano like this video, notice he's moving his hands and mainly pressing keys with just his bent fingers doing the work, Russell puts all his weight on his hands and sort of slams down as hard as possible. Russ has no grace or rhythm whatsoever in how he plays. He may have been born with some sort of deformity in his hands that makes bending his fingers difficult, but that raises the question as to why he even wants to play the piano in the first place.

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He's actually going to do it.

He's going to try and sue AGT.

Because it was totally their fault he blew 3k on a band and a sequined jacket. Edits ongoing.
LOL he claims to have hired a female lawyer, I guarantee you she's decently good looking and Russell is already cooking up a fantasy about how she and him will fall in love over the course of this world-changing trial. He's probably writing the script in his head for the inspirational rom-com movie adaptation as we speak.
 
If he does try to sue AGT,They will expose him and counter sue him out the wazoo.
They will make him unemployable in the US if he doesn't drop it when they demand it. They can get it tossed easily because if his post from a few months ago was accurate, he thinks it falls under employment law so that's what he'll sue them under.
 
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There are at least a few videos of him playing the piano and he's honestly below competent imo. If you've ever seen Russell play the piano I notice he bangs hard on the keys, lifting his hands up and slamming them down over and over. This post here shows off how he plays, very uncoordinated and rough, just sort of hammering away. It's only a few seconds but it shows so much. I don't know anything about the piano so maybe there are some songs where that is done but if you look at someone good at playing the piano like this video, notice he's moving his hands and mainly pressing keys with just his bent fingers doing the work, Russell puts all his weight on his hands and sort of slams down as hard as possible. Russ has no grace or rhythm whatsoever in how he plays. He may have been born with some sort of deformity in his hands that makes bending his fingers difficult, but that raises the question as to why he even wants to play the piano in the first place.


LOL he claims to have hired a female lawyer, I guarantee you she's decently good looking and Russell is already cooking up a fantasy about how she and him will fall in love over the course of this world-changing trial. He's probably writing the script in his head for the inspirational rom-com movie adaptation as we speak.

you actually use your arm weight to play piano, using only fingers will lead to injury. Piano has a finesse and an art to it, even playing fff (dynamic marking for very very loud, the loudest you’ll come across), you don’t slam the keys so to say.

Piano requires coordination. You’re using two different clefs and two hands, plus using your eyes. You should actually not look at your fingers when playing, it is everything beginners do though until muscle memory kicks in. You are trained to use hands and fingers independently as well as together and many piano students are familiar with Hanon and Czerny.

then on top of that you’ve got three pedals and as you said, dynamic markings as well as musicianship and interpretation. You can train someone to play in time and teach rhythm thanks to a metronome, but not musicianship or artistry.

russ needs to stop abusing instruments.

source: am a pianist and keytarist
 
you actually use your arm weight to play piano, using only fingers will lead to injury. Piano has a finesse and an art to it, even playing fff (dynamic marking for very very loud, the loudest you’ll come across), you don’t slam the keys so to say.

Piano requires coordination. You’re using two different clefs and two hands, plus using your eyes. You should actually not look at your fingers when playing, it is everything beginners do though until muscle memory kicks in. You are trained to use hands and fingers independently as well as together and many piano students are familiar with Hanon and Czerny.

then on top of that you’ve got three pedals and as you said, dynamic markings as well as musicianship and interpretation. You can train someone to play in time and teach rhythm thanks to a metronome, but not musicianship or artistry.

russ needs to stop abusing instruments.

source: am a pianist and keytarist
Yeah Russ seems to just beat the hell out of whatever he plays. It's bad enough on a regular piano, but all the videos of him on lightweight plastic keyboards show him mashing the keys just as hard.
 
Yeah Russ seems to just beat the hell out of whatever he plays. It's bad enough on a regular piano, but all the videos of him on lightweight plastic keyboards show him mashing the keys just as hard.

He shouldn’t. Plastic keyboards have no action to them and will just break. Piano has heavier keys that take more force to use but it should still sound nice and even.

Take Great Balls Of Fire. It is a loud, fast song featuring piano heavily in a swing or shuffle rhythm. While it is loud, Jerry Lee Lewis wasn’t slamming down on the keys like a gorilla.
 
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It drives me nucking futs that Shit-lips won't pull his mask up over his nose like he's supposed to. Yeah, wearing a mask sucks and can be uncomfortable, but at least wear the damn thing properly. Not to mention it makes him look even more like a retard who can't do anything properly. I know I'm not the only one who feels this way.
To be fair, masks are fucking impossible to wear with glasses without blinding yourself, God knows how impossible to see it is through fogged lenses.
He's also probably incapable of figuring out how to breathe through his nose so...
 
He shouldn’t. Plastic keyboards have no action to them and will just break. Piano has heavier keys that take more force to use but it should still sound nice and even.

Take Great Balls Of Fire. It is a loud, fast song featuring piano heavily in a swing or shuffle rhythm. While it is loud, Jerry Lee Lewis wasn’t slamming down on the keys like a gorilla.
The best way I have always been able to describe it is bouncing. You are bouncing your fingers during this or in the left hand octave section in Rondo a LA Turka. But you use the same motion when you play pianissimo. Loud or soft it takes finesse. Russ has absolutely no finesse at all. It's offensive honestly.
 
He may have been born with some sort of deformity in his hands that makes bending his fingers difficult, but that raises the question as to why he even wants to play the piano in the first place.
I think it's been said that Moebius comes with hand deformities and we've seen his stubby little fingers plenty of times. It's possible an OT/RT recommended piano lessons to improve his dexterity as a child and he took the idea and ran with it.
 
I love that Taylor herself, a notoriously intermediate-at-best piano player, still blows Russ out of the water.
I hope he seethes about how that no good harlot can put her hands in the proper bear claw position while he has to angrily bang his stubby nubbins to get any sort of sound. Although considering how he believes he is the only musician in Utah who can read sheet music, I wonder if he really does think he's basically the next Glenn Gould
 
Russ has his profile set so you have to be logged into Facebook to read his posts. Archiving his posts therefore has to be done by screencapping.
I opened one in a private window but second attempt failed.
opened one in Tor:

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second attempt failed too though...
 
To be fair, masks are fucking impossible to wear with glasses without blinding yourself, God knows how impossible to see it is through fogged lenses.
He's also probably incapable of figuring out how to breathe through his nose so...
If you wear them properly it’s fine. Have the glasses over the mask, so the mask is high and tight. No fogging, sorted.

Not sure Pipsqueak could manage that though as not only does it take doing something properly but he also seems to have ears at different levels on his gourd head.

Considering he sees himself as a muscular 9/10 stud though, I’m not going to vouch that he can see well at the best of times.
 
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He's actually going to do it.

He's going to try and sue AGT.

Because it was totally their fault he blew 3k on a band and a sequined jacket. Edits ongoing.
Aaaah, there we go! That's the Russhole lolmilk we all love and crave! Shine on you gimpy-faced diamond!

Still it was pretty much expected. And it looks like he's already regretting the post after rushing over here to see the reaction. Still I hope to hell only the post is deleted.

I am mostly expecting the next discovery to be a 1-star review of some attractive female lawyer from the Las Vegas area tbh. :sighduck:
 
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Uh, hate to break it to ya, lil homie, but @The Great Citracett already screencapped it....in the original post you quoted.

Not to be a dick but please for the love of blonde Mormon Jesus read the thread and only post when you have something to contribute. We may all be guilty of lateposting/shitposting sometimes but this is...a lot,.
SINCE I REPLIED TO THE SCREENCAP OF COURSE I'VE SEEN IT, AND THEN I CHECKED HIS FACEBOOK AND IT WAS DELETED IN THE MEANTIME. I MEANT IF THERE'S A WAY TO ALSO ARCHIVE THE POSTS SO THERE'S EVIDENCE THEY EXISTED.
 
AHAHAHHAAAA HE SPENT THREE THOUSAND DOLLARS ON THAT

GOODBYE, SIDES

I wish I was keeping track of how much money Russ lost this way (and felt he was owed back). Just between this and Dani the hooker is upwards of 5000 dollars, add to that all the scams he fell prey to and all the frivolous lawsuits, we're probably looking at around $10,000. While not a life-changing sum, 10k lost on nothing but your own stupidity is truly mind-boggling.
 
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