Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Constellationzero]

As soon as I saw this post was up on IG, I damn near broke my fingers rushing over here. I cannot wait to watch this meltdown unfold in real-time. Also why would he need a “camera person” to take a photo of that sign? If he wanted to be in the photo, self timers are a thing.

Let's keep an eye open for more items on the Butternut checklist of fail:

Now... whoever runs Yovanna's SM already left a boilerplate comment on his tard jingle. Remember Farrah Abram's "intern" left a "like."

SO...

* Escalates by making another tard jingle
* Makes a tard Powerpoint using Google stock images
* Includes something like: "I like you because you're a LADY, not for your boobs." or "I'm not trying to be creepy."
* Another CWC tier attraction sign
* Tard rage (the musical) all over facebook
* Hilarious list of demands which makes Salo: 120 Days of Sodom look like Masterpiece Theater
* Lolsuit announced. Daily. For several weeks.
* Lolsuit filed when he remembers to set his alarm for 8AM and put on pants

 

[StraightShooter2]

Let's keep an eye open for more items on the Butternut checklist of fail:

Now... whoever runs Yovanna's SM already left a boilerplate comment on his tard jingle. Remember Farrah Abram's "intern" left a "like."

SO...

* Escalates by making another tard jingle
* Makes a tard Powerpoint using Google stock images
* Includes something like: "I like you because you're a LADY, not for your boobs." or "I'm not trying to be creepy."
* Another CWC tier attraction sign
* Tard rage (the musical) all over facebook
* Hilarious list of demands which makes Salo: 120 Days of Sodom look like Masterpiece Theater
* Lolsuit announced. Daily. For several weeks.
* Lolsuit filed when he remembers to set his alarm for 8AM and put on pants

If Russ was smart, he would just use generic words in his songs, rather than make them about specific women - then when he gets snubbed, he could just recycle the song and send it to the next women he goes after instead of having to waste $100 of dollars writing a new shitty song every time a new woman takes his fancy.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Let's keep an eye open for more items on the Butternut checklist of fail:

Now... whoever runs Yovanna's SM already left a boilerplate comment on his tard jingle. Remember Farrah Abram's "intern" left a "like."

SO...

* Escalates by making another tard jingle
* Makes a tard Powerpoint using Google stock images
* Includes something like: "I like you because you're a LADY, not for your boobs." or "I'm not trying to be creepy."
* Another CWC tier attraction sign
* Tard rage (the musical) all over facebook
* Hilarious list of demands which makes Salo: 120 Days of Sodom look like Masterpiece Theater
* Lolsuit announced. Daily. For several weeks.
* Lolsuit filed when he remembers to set his alarm for 8AM and put on pants

And the whole thing ends with the lolsuit either being dismissed, or turned on its head when Yovanna's lawyers go after him.

 

[TurdFondler]

I think a lot of Russ' actions stem from his imaginary fame. He acts like he's an influencer and whatever he does is immediately spread across the internet. In reality he's just another sped with a sign and (almost) no one cares.

 

[The Great Citracett]

 

[Cilleystring]

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Lol Russ livin it up in the "concrete jungle" ooga booga what a party

He really cant say anything right

 

[The Dude]

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It drives me nucking futs that Shit-lips won't pull his mask up over his nose like he's supposed to. Yeah, wearing a mask sucks and can be uncomfortable, but at least wear the damn thing properly. Not to mention it makes him look even more like a retard who can't do anything properly. I know I'm not the only one who feels this way.

 

[The Great Citracett]

It drives me nucking futs that Shit-lips won't pull his mask up over his nose like he's supposed to. Yeah, wearing a mask sucks and can be uncomfortable, but at least wear the damn thing properly. Not to mention it makes him look even more like a retard who can't do anything properly. I know I'm not the only one who feels this way.

Masks are a lot like hair.

Wear it right, or not at all.

Spoiler

Found bald Russ way back in the thread and was just waiting for an excuse to post him.

 

[DuckSucker]

HISTORY IS REPEATING ITSELF
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You know, definition of insanity and all that...
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lol I fucking hate his handwriting.

Russ will spend hundos on everything else, shit that has no chance of getting seen and wont work out, and utilize fiverr for projects that realistically if you wanted something to present professionally, you would at least throw in some time to do research and find something maybe not hundos worth, but better than fiverr.

But then on something that could easily at least be seen and he could ostensibly fairly use fiverr for (paying someone in Indonesia 5 dollars for a 10 minute psd or some shit of a decent actual poster he could get printed out at like Kinkos or the UPS store or some shit for another 5)--he just scrawls this shit out on a 1.99 posterboard that you'd use in your 5th grade science project (9 wear old's handwriting included) and puts it on his piano, sure to impress those 5 million followers.

He could have just scribbled this on the corner of a Taco Bell napkin with his number and a slobbery mouth mark and have the same effect.

 

[Sona]

HISTORY IS REPEATING ITSELF
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You know, definition of insanity and all that...
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I'm still fucking dying at his Y's

Gameshow idea: instead of the game "who said it - a drunk or a toddler", we do "who wrote it - a toddler or Russell Greer"

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

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Russ talks about living in Vegas the same way wine aunts talk about their trip to India to "find themselves".

 

[Russketeer]

HISTORY IS REPEATING ITSELF
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WTF with his hashtags lol #lasvegasdrawing ????

It's not a drawing Gourdhead in the sense that A) it is (bad) handwriting B) you didnt pick her name at random from a fish bowl to "win" a date or something.

Comes off cheap not offering hotel and/or airfare to go with the dinner and limo. Lol at anywhere for dinner, if he thought Olive Garden on Cheesecake Factory were expensive lol lol. If I were Yovanna I'd go for Kobe at Craftsteak he'd wince at thinking he is paying for a ~$100+ steak and then be blindsided to learn it is priced by the OUNCE (I forget the minimum size)

It drives me nucking futs that Shit-lips won't pull his mask up over his nose like he's supposed to. Yeah, wearing a mask sucks and can be uncomfortable, but at least wear the damn thing properly. Not to mention it makes him look even more like a retard who can't do anything properly. I know I'm not the only one who feels this way.

SAME but I dunno why I feel he does it because he thinks he is a sexy stud and people are dying to see his face minus the mouth. Plus that it's an ugly tourist mask not something most non-autist locals would wear. Same damn one all the time and you just know he doesn't wash it. Imagine the smell

EDIT: Typo

 

[Thracian]

It drives me nucking futs that Shit-lips won't pull his mask up over his nose like he's supposed to. Yeah, wearing a mask sucks and can be uncomfortable, but at least wear the damn thing properly.

you're being autistic, those of us who need to wear a mask but still want to actually breathe at the same time wear it like that.

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[The Great Citracett]

lol I fucking hate his handwriting.

Russ will spend hundos on everything else, shit that has no chance of getting seen and wont work out, and utilize fiverr for projects that realistically if you wanted something to present professionally, you would at least throw in some time to do research and find something maybe not hundos worth, but better than fiverr.

But then on something that could easily at least be seen and he could ostensibly fairly use fiverr for (paying someone in Indonesia 5 dollars for a 10 minute psd or some shit of a decent actual poster he could get printed out at like Kinkos or the UPS store or some shit for another 5)--he just scrawls this shit out on a 1.99 posterboard that you'd use in your 5th grade science project (9 wear old's handwriting included) and puts it on his piano, sure to impress those 5 million followers.

He could have just scribbled this on the corner of a Taco Bell napkin with his number and a slobbery mouth mark and have the same effect.

At least he got the brevity down this time and it doesnt look like his text is being kicked off the board or some shit.

I remember when he was about to release the Taylor song, he showed the poster board sign, with the barcode sticker on it because he wrote on the wrong side.

He said this was just a mockup and he was going to pay someone to photoshop some nice text on there.


Then the final result came out, which is actually a second, completely different, but still shitty poster board hobo sign:

At least he took off the sticker?

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

SAME but I dunno why I feel he does it because he thinks he is a sexy stud and people are dying to see his face minus the mouth. Plus that it's an ugly tourist mask not something most non-autist locals would wear. Same damn one all the time and you just know he doesn't wash it. Imagine the smell

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How much you want to bet that when he meets locals he talks about how much he loves living in Vegas?

 

[Thracian]

so he's buying his likes just like his youtube views, so many likes so soon compared to his previous, and no comments.

 

[Internet_Loner]

Attraction Sign Saga 2.0

 

[Thracian]

Reminds me of Hannibal BTW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQwBBU5VGsw

 

[Kosher Salt]

Then the final result came out, which is actually a second, completely different, but still shitty poster board hobo sign:

At least he took off the sticker?

It's the other side. He did his rough draft on the back.

 

[Pip Squeak]

Which is the better version?

Don't I Get Get You Taylor Swift?

or

Don't Get I Get You Taylor Swift?