Is being a grillmaster peak masculinity?

[awoo]

I was cooking burgers for myself today and I thought the only thing that could make this better is if I could serve burgers to a whole party.
Is being a bbq grillmaster, along with being a father, peak masculinity? (Of course, mothers serve as well). I know lesser men who have no desire to serve their community and put in the work of helping the grill. I was reminded of "ruling by serving" as the Bible says, to love thy neighbor and serve each other. I think a good political leader should every so often mingle among the people and serve in a soup kitchen or something to humble himself and connect with the community.

 

[Shidoen]

What about a grillmaster who has a 30 pound spatula so you can eat meat and get those gains?

 

[awoo]

What about a grillmaster who has a 30 pound spatula so you can eat meat and get those gains?

it's about serving others, not eating for yourself

 

[Jerkedupasshole]

Its a great skill in the toolbox to have and helps keep conversations rolling. And on the plus side it gives you brownie points for serving great food. Have your first big cookout and its a great feeling seeing everyone going for seconds.

 

[Cup Noodle]

It depends on the grill. If it's a propane grill you are a normal fag. Quit posing. If it is a charcoal grill you are just entering the big boy's club. If you have one of those pellet smokers you are beginning to really realize the customization that can come with BBQ. If you have a offset smoker and burn wood in it you are the big boy now. If you go out and cut down different types of trees and add them to your fire in certain proportions in conjunction with blending your own spice mixtures according to the meat that you are smoking to deliver that perfect flavor, you are me and should find something better to do with your life.

 

[Shidoen]

it's about serving others, not eating for yourself

Others need to get some gains to get some beef.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

No, being a grillmaster is what men do in the modern age where they're all too neutered by society to actually go out and hunt for meat, in order to trick themselves by telling themselves that cooking and serving meat is equivalent to actually bludgeoning an animal to death and dragging its body home for the benefit of the tribe.

And as to being a father, if we use testosterone as a rough basis of measure for masculinity, fathering actions cause a significant decrease in testosterone levels, but only the nurturing actions themselves, not the act of having kids. That's why inspiring figures like Ethan Ralph are always sure to abandon their children.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

It depends on the grill. If it's a propane grill you are a normal fag. Quit posing. If it is a charcoal grill you are just entering the big boy's club. If you have one of those pellet smokers you are beginning to really realize the customization that can come with BBQ. If you have a offset smoker and burn wood in it you are the big boy now. If you go out and cut down different types of trees and add them to your fire in certain proportions in conjunction with blending your own spice mixtures according to the meat that you are smoking to deliver that perfect flavor, you are me and should find something better to do with your life.

A real man doesn't need to rely on the heat source to instill flavor unto already flavorful, quality meat.

 

[Cup Noodle]

A real man doesn't need to rely on the heat source to instill flavor unto already flavorful, quality meat.

Agreed. Briskets, pork butts, ribs, etc. are shit meat though. You can stick a steak in a pan with salt and pepper and it will be good as long as you don't over cook it. BBQ arose from poor people figuring out how to make low quality cheap meat taste good. Chicken wings also. People got too good at doing it though, and now shit meat costs as much as or more than quality cuts.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

The ladies will go crazy for your MEAT or you could you know actually have a personality

 

[Penis Drager]

Peak masculinity is being confident enough not to worry about silly things like "is my wife 'cheating' on me?"
A real man respects a woman's bodily autonomy and is supportive of her desire to have relations with whoever she wants. And sometimes: that may not be him.

 

[Tism the Return]

You need to be a pitmaster to become a real man.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

If you don't have a woman to make your dinner for you just like mommy did, can you really can yourself a man? Peak cope is justifying it when your slave wife won't do her only job of cooking meals. If she don't cook, she won't suck your meat.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

hunt, kill,skin,butcher & cook your own meat on whatever hot piece of hot steel is available is peak masculinity.
even using the term "grillmaster" screams stupid t-shirts tucked into shorts

 

[TheArtilleryman]

Learn to fight. Get a dog. Cut wood. Split logs. Light fires. Grill meat. Give the dog some meat. This is how you find happiness as a man.

 

[Ronnie McNutt]

Yes.

 

[GorillaGhost]

I always thought peak masculinity was nutting in your woman, refusing to let her cum, forcing her to make you breskfast, then having her beg for your cock again, finally making her cum just to hear her shriek in orgasmic pleasure, then cumming all over her tits and leaving her lying there...a satisfied, beautful soggy mess with bedhair, looking like she was raped by a feral pack of niggers.

 

[byuu]

Cooking up your soy-fed cattle and serving it to your fat neighbors is peak murrica.

 

[Hey Beter]

No but being a krillmaster is peak whaledom

 

[GorillaGhost]

Cooking up your soy-fed cattle and serving it to your fat neighbors is peak murrica.

I'm American. I prefer grass or corn fed beef. I hate soy and detest most junkfoods. ...and, shocking I know, I'm not a big fat cow like most Americans. I actually give a shit about my health.