4/2/2022 - Guntfest - Killstream KingPin - Ralph's Bowling Tournament - Gunt hosted a Bowling Tournament in Dallas, TX on April 2th.

[Tiger Jack]

I suspect Jesse has the goods. It is a big bluff call to make that he had stuff and then can't deliver.

I suspect he has footage of the stomping done by Ralph - although this would be enough to see him go to jail it probably wouldn't be enough for a conviction of anything overly serious.

However, Ralph likes to snort and while the pig was looking down snorting, he wasn't looking up at who was filming him.

I'm going to be stunned if Jesse doesn't have something rock solid. We should call it a Troll Convention, there were more trolls there than actual participants.

But if Jesse has his own footage of the stomp why would he offer to pay Chaggot for his copy?

He might very well have something, but I suspect it’s not the stomp footage. It’s probably something just as incriminating that nobody else managed to catch. Like Ralph buying coke/meth from the drug dealer that was allegedly there.

 

[Telemeter]

I think Jim just tries to make jokes and shit at Ralph's expense instead of others that are involved and don't deserve his smoker cackle of doom. Like how for awhile Jim avoided making comments directly at Ralph for his fuckups post sextape mainly due to it involving baby mommas.

My schizo theory is that Jim avoids shit talking Fai-Fai and Meigh mostly because he possibly feels bad for them being gunted and that Xander and Rozanna have to deal with an existence with Da Gunt as thier Father.

No, Jim just has this thing.

For all that he is an internet troll, who likes to point an laugh at lol cows, and ravels on getting a rise out of them. Jim also has class.

His jabs are always aimed at the person they are supposed to be aimed at, he doesn't go for collateral damage, he doesn't go for family, he doesn't "go low", its why he is so effective, you can't just discard what he says on a video as personal attacks. If he ever mentions anyone outside of the subject it will always be another lolcow (like Mersh) or someone who is in specific relation and context on the subject (like Alice's rape allegations, but not Alice herself).

This is how Jim operates, that's it. He never went after Sargon's wife, or her children, and if he ever even mentioned them it was only in the context that Sargon is a cuck and that's the end of that. Same for Matt, who is a confirmed cuck by his own word, the second one his GF (not wife) got pregnant from another man WHILE SHE WAS DATING MATT, and he is still paying for it, yet Jim never attacked her or the kids. Jim has no reason to attack either of Ralph's baby mommas, they might be retards or whatever, but they are irrelevant and not lolcows on their own merit.

I know something like this is completely unfathomable by the likes or Ralph, who's catalog of retorts is composed of either "gay" or "whore wife".

I'm starting to think a bunch of people here are Ralph's sock accounts giving how much they insist that Jim is a bitch for not engaging in Ralph levels of banter.

 

[MadStan]

But if Jesse has his own footage of the stomp why would he offer to pay Chaggot for his copy?

He might very well have something, but I suspect it’s not the stomp footage. It’s probably something just as incriminating that nobody else managed to catch. Like Ralph buying coke/meth from the drug dealer that was allegedly there.

I recon you are dead balls right. Or maybe Ralph had a commercial quantity of drugs and handed them out to others as well and could be charged as a seller with intent to distribute - across state Lines too...

As for Ralph....he says he "don't scare", but I think he's shitting bricks right now. How the fuck could Ralph miss so many trolls at his own gig? It isn't like there were that many people that they "Got lost in the crowd".

 

[RollerGator]

I wonder if he's gonna make a video pissing on the brother's grave.

The brother thing was posted on April Fools. It's a joke. Jesse never posts anything online that would make him appear vulnerable.

 

[Exceptional individualist]

I just want to congratulate Ethan Oliver Ralph on a successful bowling event with absolutely no hiccups or faux pars

 

[Jack Awful]

The brother thing was posted on April Fools. It's a joke. Jesse never posts anything online that would make him appear vulnerable.

So Jesse just has to somehow trick Ralph into desecrating a random grave.

 

[Truly Rural]

Like Ralph can't be that stupid

But he is that stupid, and also unable to read social ques.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Mersh actually downed about a gallon of Rumple Minze and ate some month old unwrapped half eaten Slim Jims in his BMW before entering the bowling alley. He was dealing with the dysentary by shitting in the bowling balls and rolling them down the lane and walking away. Unfortunately, the staff caught on to his ploy and that's why we didn't get to hear him do a 2 hour long set about white women.

 

[High Tea]

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

The brother thing was posted on April Fools. It's a joke. Jesse never posts anything online that would make him appear vulnerable.

Ralph might piss on a random grave

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

No, Jim just has this thing.

For all that he is an internet troll, who likes to point an laugh at lol cows, and ravels on getting a rise out of them. Jim also has class.

His jabs are always aimed at the person they are supposed to be aimed at, he doesn't go for collateral damage, he doesn't go for family, he doesn't "go low", its why he is so effective, you can't just discard what he says on a video as personal attacks. If he ever mentions anyone outside of the subject it will always be another lolcow (like Mersh) or someone who is in specific relation and context on the subject (like Alice's rape allegations, but not Alice herself).

This is how Jim operates, that's it. He never went after Sargon's wife, or her children, and if he ever even mentioned them it was only in the context that Sargon is a cuck and that's the end of that. Same for Matt, who is a confirmed cuck by his own word, the second one his GF (not wife) got pregnant from another man WHILE SHE WAS DATING MATT, and he is still paying for it, yet Jim never attacked her or the kids. Jim has no reason to attack either of Ralph's baby mommas, they might be retards or whatever, but they are irrelevant and not lolcows on their own merit.

I know something like this is completely unfathomable by the likes or Ralph, who's catalog of retorts is composed of either "gay" or "whore wife".

I'm starting to think a bunch of people here are Ralph's sock accounts giving how much they insist that Jim is a bitch for not engaging in Ralph levels of banter.

Which is why you attack him based on what he did to Faith, not Faith herself. Or how him admitting to hiding funds through Meigh means there’s no concievable way he wants a part in his son’s life. Or how he gave even less of a shit about his 2nd child and staight up bailed for some retarded thing halfway across the country barely a day after her birth.

If that’s Jim’s rationale I can understand it but even then he’s left chips on the table; probably for the inevitable point where he tries to choke Meigh on a livestream, or picks up Reroll and just startsscreaming at her.

 

[NynchLiggers]

I think Jim just tries to make jokes and shit at Ralph's expense instead of others that are involved and don't deserve his smoker cackle of doom. Like how for awhile Jim avoided making comments directly at Ralph for his fuckups post sextape mainly due to it involving baby mommas.

My schizo theory is that Jim avoids shit talking Fai-Fai and Meigh mostly because he possibly feels bad for them being gunted and that Xander and Rozanna have to deal with an existence with Da Gunt as thier Father.

Gym avoids shittalking Mantsu because she is a weeaboo and a self-admitted lolicon (chomo) and this would enter in conflict with his animefag audience.

 

[AltisticRight]

Simple, Jim's attacks are directed the cow. During his Sargon spat, did Jim ever mention stillborn of Akkad, as an insult? Ralph did. While Amanda is a cow too, same goes with Faith, they are smaller in size and likely seen as the victim of the rage pig. Jim just calls Ralph fat while the (west) Memphis Micro seethed about fat Koreans and cancer. Ralph's the type of low class hick to attack a man's woman after being called fat. "No ur bich fat", -- pathetic.

As for the podawful guy, maybe Vickers got involved, or he's just using the footage as leverage, or it doesn't exist. Who knows. People should realise plenty of stuff happen on the first of April that's not a joke.

 

[FracturedFroggy]

What the fuck is that in the middle?
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Jesse?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Unwatchable. I actually hope Ralph kicks his ass some day. Why the fuck would you try to look like John Lennon? Dude just never shuts the fuck up. Just play the videos you fucking retard and stop using the fucking sound effects.

Everyone wants to grift the superchat, sending his discord cronies to the board to promote the stream is also cringe. If, IF the content was at least, I don't know, watchable than MAYBE it wouldn't be entirely gay as fuck. However, the content is a bunch of terrible creeper shots being broken down like the fucking Zapruder film intermixed with terrible sound bites and awful commentary. Trying to inflate every action to importance and meaning, cool coleslaw, diapers, and you went in a disguise. You brought actual retards who fit in perfectly with the crowd and somehow were more socially awkward, congrats peak comedy.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

So Jesse just has to somehow trick Ralph into desecrating a random grave.

it'd be as easy as "DON'T GO TO 14 BRANCHLAND CT RUCKERSVILLE VA 22968 RALPH, DON'T GO THERE TO PISS ON MY BROTHERS GRAVE PLEASE"
then 12 hours later "ya know... I always wanted to go check out the nightlife of Ruckersville....I might just go there and pay respects to the death....*fat groan*"

 

[Amazing Criminal]

I finally finished reading the thread. It was pretty funny. My only takeaway is that God is real and He delivered that baby early so she wouldn't be born in a bowling alley bathroom.

 

[I Digivolved Into A Loli?]

I don't know if anyone else said this, but I was thinking about it last night and the fact that Ralph was so happy to win his own trophy at his own event is really, really funny in a very pitiful way.

The point of having a contest at these kinds of live events is that one of your fans gets to go home with a cool trophy. They get to go home and have this great memory of this great night when they got to hang out with their favorite internet pigman. Ethan Ralph is so much happier that he won.

He doesn't give a fuck about the fans, this whole event was structured around him. I didn't watch the whole thing, but all of the "show" seemed to just be in place to feed Ralph's own ego. He got to have a bunch of ecelebs from this sector hang out at his event. He got to hang out with his best bud, Dick. He got to moderate a live debate. He got to yell at the aylawgs. He got to mace chaggot. And of course, he got to win da big trophy.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I don't know if anyone else said this, but I was thinking about it last night and the fact that Ralph was so happy to win his own trophy at his own event is really, really funny in a very pitiful way.

The point of having a contest at these kinds of live events is that one of your fans gets to go home with a cool trophy. They get to go home and have this great memory of this great night when they got to hang out with their favorite internet pigman. Ethan Ralph is so much happier that he won.

He doesn't give a fuck about the fans, this whole event was structured around him. I didn't watch the whole thing, but all of the "show" seemed to just be in place to feed Ralph's own ego. He got to have a bunch of ecelebs from this sector hang out at his event. He got to hang out with his best bud, Dick. He got to moderate a live debate. He got to yell at the aylawgs. He got to mace chaggot. And of course, he got to win da big trophy.

oh it's been said but it's still great to talk about because it is, in fact, extremely pathetic. Accepting a trophy you paid for, for yourself, is absurdly out of touch. The fact his mongoloid smooth brain retarded fans sat there drooling and clapping while going to twitter to brag about how they got to shake the hand of reethan ralph is hilarious.

It's incredibly funny because it's the only way he can accumulate his "many accomplishments" he loves to brag about, by awarding himself a bowling trophy he made for... hisself.

Good job gunt, you're a true winner.

 

[Cheeseburger Picnic]

He got to hang out with his best bud, Dick.

For maybe 10 minutes lol