Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

Who is Skylan's biological father?

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Rabbit Bones said:
Kim has started a GoFundMe to try and raise bail. Fun fact, Dalton's bail would be $1,000 through a bondsman... you only pay 10% in Arkansas. Kim is asking for $2,000 lol. Personally, I would have gone with a photo of him and the family, not a screen shot of his multiple felonies and FTAs, but what do I know.
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You know, I grew up in the south and I’ve seen my fair share of white trash weirdos, but nothing quite like Kim and Sammie. A while back in this thread, someone said there must be something in the water in Arkansas, and everyday I believe it more and more. Rabbit Bones, go buy some Brita filters!
 
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lindsayfan said:
wait wait you SARGE SIMPS don't speak for me!! i don't think he's evil or anything but i do think he's a ticking time bomb violence-wise and also clearly a bugaboo with women (not counting the hags that pursue him)
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I’m with you on that one, and ill take the hate. He was pretty admirable in my eye until he exposed all of his own messages to girls telling him no, and he wouldn’t take it for an answer. At that point he started to seem predatory. He was fine with continuously calling that one girl who was happily taken, yet telling him to go away. I doubt he‘s any differently with girls he meets in real life.

Not to mention he’s with some broke white trash every other day, and they’re not gonna drop a guy with a food stamp card and job for no good reason. If he’s the one constantly dropping them while telling them he wants to be with them for more than sex, than that’s pretty shitty too.
 
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gish. said:
I hope its not 'pozloading my neghole', but I sent Sarge an anonymous knife birthday gift. I hope he got it . <3

I just wanted him to know he has more people rooting for him.


Edit: Sorry guys, I've never done anything like that before.. I just understand growing up surrounded by white trash and I find him endearing. It was just a little pocket knife but yeah, I gotcha; I'll root for him from a distance & wont pozload my neghole anymoar. 🤞
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You sent a random dude from the internet who has an anger problem a knife for his birthday? That's possibly the most American thing I've ever read. Couldn't have sent some toy for his dog that would engage then both? You know, more for the good memories, less for the stabbing potential?

This thread is a trip.
 
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Single White Female said:
You sent a random dude from the internet who has an anger problem a knife for his birthday? That's possibly the most American thing I've ever read. Couldn't have sent some toy for his dog that would engage then both? You know, more for the good memories, less for the stabbing potential?

This thread is a trip.
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Not to mention how creepy it would be to receive a random knife from an anonymous person in the mail. I'd think it was a threat of some sort.
 
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CaseyTatumm said:
Kim is certainly not the brightest crayon I the box lol
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It's even dumber than I thought. He's only allowed to post a surety bond. Which, from my understanding, means they not only need to provide 10% in non-refundable cash, they need to also put up $10k worth of assets that can be seized when he doesn't show up for court. Even if Kim someone gets $1k, there's no way on earth anyone in the Sammieverse has $10k worth of assets. Even that shit shack trailer they all live in, they don't own. Her 25 year old minivan is only worth a few hundred. :story:
 
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Rabbit Bones said:
It's even dumber than I thought. He's only allowed to post a surety bond. Which, from my understanding, means they not only need to provide 10% in non-refundable cash, they need to also put up $10k worth of assets that can be seized when he doesn't show up for court. Even if Kim someone gets $1k, there's no way on earth anyone in the Sammieverse has $10k worth of assets. Even that shit shack trailer they all live in, they don't own. Her 25 year old minivan is only worth a few hundred. :story:
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Hi, @Rabbit Bones! Always appreciate your posts.

I cannot believe they'd let him out on ANY kind of bond with all the FTA's he is IN JAIL FOR. Why bother setting bond at all--and what bondsman would be crazy enough to stand bail for him?
 
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Rabbit Bones said:
It's even dumber than I thought. He's only allowed to post a surety bond. Which, from my understanding, means they not only need to provide 10% in non-refundable cash, they need to also put up $10k worth of assets that can be seized when he doesn't show up for court. Even if Kim someone gets $1k, there's no way on earth anyone in the Sammieverse has $10k worth of assets. Even that shit shack trailer they all live in, they don't own. Her 25 year old minivan is only worth a few hundred. :story:
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I'll never understand why theyd even allow bond with people like him lmfao.

Kim's butthurt nobody will watch her kid because shes sick lmfao welcome to parenthood lazy fuck, just wait until your disabled baby arrives.
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Rabbit Bones said:
It's even dumber than I thought. He's only allowed to post a surety bond. Which, from my understanding, means they not only need to provide 10% in non-refundable cash, they need to also put up $10k worth of assets that can be seized when he doesn't show up for court. Even if Kim someone gets $1k, there's no way on earth anyone in the Sammieverse has $10k worth of assets. Even that shit shack trailer they all live in, they don't own. Her 25 year old minivan is only worth a few hundred. :story:
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I didn’t even realize it was that type of bond, yeah she’s not getting him out and no way is anyone going to be stupid enough to put their name and property on it for her.
 
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