Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[The Un-Clit]

Ok, kiwis, we need to help Russ get it on with her

There is no woman on earth who has sinned hard enough (not even Smelly Melly or Susan Schofield) that I would ever EVER even dream of inflicting the Drool Golem on her.

 

[AnOminous]

No tux at his visits

View attachment 3147937
View attachment 3147938
View attachment 3147939

Note: Dennis Hof was 1.7 meters, or just a red cunt hair over 5'5.5". Russell confirmed for pipsqueak. Again.

There is no woman on earth who has sinned hard enough (not even Smelly Melly or Susan Schofield) that I would ever EVER even dream of inflicting the Drool Golem on her.

I would Melinda. It might even be a favor compared to the inbred retarded babydaddy she has now.

 

[Mind Goblins]

Note: Dennis Hof was 1.7 meters, or just a red cunt hair over 5'5.5". Russell confirmed for pipsqueak. Again.

And he somehow found a girl shorter than him in that first photo. I don't usually hold a girl's height against her, but my brain is doing gymnastics trying to grasp just how short she must be, and I think it's easily vaulted her several times in the process.

 

[DarkAlien]

Note: Dennis Hof was 1.7 meters, or just a red cunt hair over 5'5.5". Russell confirmed for pipsqueak. Again.

I would Melinda. It might even be a favor compared to the inbred retarded babydaddy she has now.

Imagine that combo, someone who thinks no one should be able to say no to him and someone who is ok with marital rape. They'd have like 19 pigglets by now.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Imagine that combo, someone who thinks no one should be able to say no to him and someone who is ok with marital rape. They'd have like 19 pigglets by now.

If Russ found out his sex slave girlfriend was pregnant, he'd run away and she'd never hear from him again.

 

[Pee Cola]

And he somehow found a girl shorter than him in that first photo. I don't usually hold a girl's height against her, but my brain is doing gymnastics trying to grasp just how short she must be, and I think it's easily vaulted her several times in the process.

It's quite helpful that she's wearing flats in that photo. I'd say she's 4'11".

I'm also guessing that the blonde chick in the last photo is wearing heels. The person taking the photo obviously knows how to frame a shot to make people look taller. I wouldn't be surprised if she was around the same height as Bikini Girl in flats.

Either way, Pipsqueak is still a pipsqueak.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

The exact cause of Mobius syndrome isn't precisely known but it is thought to have something to do with nutrient starvation in pregnancy. I wonder if Russ's biological mom was such a vain and shallow L.A. narcissist that she intentionally starved herself during pregnancy so she wouldn't get fat? Because it would also explain why Russ is such a tiny autistic pipsqueak.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

I want to see the return of the double breasted gold buttoned suit! Where did that stunning piece of finery go? Pawned to pay for the services of Lavender Hotsie Totsie there?

 

[the khat quaffer]

I'm still disappointed he never actually wore a bowler hat to strip clubs, despite internet randos claiming he did.

Now I'm imagining him sliding into some brothel all Risky Business style on his Heelies shoes, doing a brief tard haka, then twirling his bowler derby on his little hobbit finger and flawlessly launching it at a hat rack before chatting up the nearest female with a pulse.

"My heart says yes, even if my parole officer says no."

And he somehow found a girl shorter than him in that first photo. I don't usually hold a girl's height against her, but my brain is doing gymnastics trying to grasp just how short she must be, and I think it's easily vaulted her several times in the process.

short girl problems = tall guy opportunities

 

[JektheDumbass]

Now I'm imagining him sliding into some brothel all Risky Business style on his Heelies shoes, doing a brief tard haka, then twirling his bowler derby on his little hobbit finger and flawlessly launching it at a hat rack before chatting up the nearest female with a pulse.

"My heart says yes, even if my parole officer says no."


short girl problems = tall guy opportunities

That makes him sound kinda badass, ngl

 

[The Great Citracett]

I think Ariana is the only short girl he's tried to woo. As far as celebrities at least. She's apparently somewhere between 5' and 5'5" but nobody seems to be sure.

Others are:
Kylie Jenner 5'6"
Farrah Abraham 5'7"
Katy Perry 5'8"
Heidi Klum and Yovanna both 5'9"
Taylor Swift 5'11"

All noticeably taller than a pipsqueak, and that's not including heels.

 

[Clovis]

The exact cause of Mobius syndrome isn't precisely known but it is thought to have something to do with nutrient starvation in pregnancy. I wonder if Russ's biological mom was such a vain and shallow L.A. narcissist that she intentionally starved herself during pregnancy so she wouldn't get fat? Because it would also explain why Russ is such a tiny autistic pipsqueak.

Probably just him being a twin and a genetic typo. But can medical science adequately explain Russel Greer? At this point I'd believe she was cursed or involved with some kind of lovecraftian cult. Who knows what sort of depraved blood ritual gone wrong she was involved in to birth such an uncanny little homunculous.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

At this point I'd believe she was cursed or involved with some kind of lovecraftian cult. Who knows what sort of depraved blood ritual gone wrong she was involved in to birth such an uncanny little homunculous.

You must give a child to get a child. One child was sacrificed so the other could thrive. One child was born perfect. The other was Russell Greer.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

The exact cause of Mobius syndrome isn't precisely known but it is thought to have something to do with nutrient starvation in pregnancy. I wonder if Russ's biological mom was such a vain and shallow L.A. narcissist that she intentionally starved herself during pregnancy so she wouldn't get fat? Because it would also explain why Russ is such a tiny autistic pipsqueak.

This was most likely Rusty failing all his rolls when establishing his character sheet. He simply got the short end of the stick in the genetic lottery.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

The exact cause of Mobius syndrome isn't precisely known but it is thought to have something to do with nutrient starvation in pregnancy. I wonder if Russ's biological mom was such a vain and shallow L.A. narcissist that she intentionally starved herself during pregnancy so she wouldn't get fat? Because it would also explain why Russ is such a tiny autistic pipsqueak.

Being a twin, his sister was probably hogging all the nutrients while in the womb, making Russ the runt of the litter.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Being a twin, his sister was probably hogging all the nutrients while in the womb, making Russ the runt of the litter.

I wouldn't be surprised if Rusty attempts a bullied in the womb lawlsuit. That might be peak Rusty.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

No tux at his visits

View attachment 3147937
View attachment 3147938
View attachment 3147939

That first picture always makes me laugh. Manlets should never wear a double breasted suit. Especially when the sleeves are too long and the pants haven't been properly hemmed. But that just goes to show that his body is out of whack like the rest of him.

Probably just him being a twin and a genetic typo. But can medical science adequately explain Russel Greer? At this point I'd believe she was cursed or involved with some kind of lovecraftian cult. Who knows what sort of depraved blood ritual gone wrong she was involved in to birth such an uncanny little homunculous.

It's like in the movie Twins with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito. All the good parts went to his sister and all the bad parts went to Pipsqueak. It actually explains a lot.

I'm also guessing that the blonde chick in the last photo is wearing heels. The person taking the photo obviously knows how to frame a shot to make people look taller. I wouldn't be surprised if she was around the same height as Bikini Girl in flats.

It also looks a lot more natural. The first two are awkward as hell. The last one looks good, at least in context.

 

[Cilleystring]

I wouldn't be surprised if Rusty attempts a bullied in the womb lawlsuit. That might be peak Rusty.

That's something I've been anticipating as well. We had some foreshadowing of a possible twin showdown long ago, and I've always wondered if Russ will continue west to LA seeking vengeance, stardom, and poon. It's been clear for a long time that Russ will never change, so unless he ends up dead or in jail there is the possibility of him trying to go after his twin again eventually. Though it won't happen anytime soon if it even happens at all. This is likely years away in the Russell Greer story arc.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

No tux at his visits

View attachment 3147937
View attachment 3147938
View attachment 3147939

My favorite of these 3 is the first one because his haircut makes him look like a pinhead, and the way his lips are sagging looks like he was just punched in the face.

 

[Supreme Dingus]

This was posted one day ago with a grand total of 0 views when I stumbled across it. Is Russtard shilling out to Fiver to bring attention to his plights again?

The Genesis of Russell Greer!

The plight of a disabled man as he fights against the tyranny and oppression.

youtu.be