Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

He posted this yesterday. Is this an April fools prank?


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Jazz Yahoo said:
He posted this yesterday. Is this an April fools prank?


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Even if it's true, I STILL don't want to see it. So anyone with a Nicocado Onlyfans who is thinking of giving the Farms a treat....don't. Not unless you post it in the 'Cursed Video' thread with the dude who can fuck himself in the ass and 1guy1jar and all the other horrible, horrible sights that should never be seen.
 
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Anything about Nik having sex with a woman will probably be something where he bangs one of those inflatable dolls or those silicone torsos so that it's "technically" not a lie. It's like when Belle Delphine or Amouranth or whoever did that thing awhile ago where they announced that they were finally going to release topless pics, the coomers coomed their hearts out, only for the pics to have their tits covered by their hands (no bra or shirt though, so they never lied, technically.)
 
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_justlurking said:
Nick just shows us what Amberlynn, Foodie Beauty and all the other cows are eating to maintain their weight. It's fascinating to me.
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doesnt Amber canonically eat some real shitty shit tho? I think I recall seeing her cooking, it's even beyond fast food, shit i'd cook up in the kitchen as a toddler when I'm pretending to make potions

edit did I just say "canonically" when referring to a real person?
 
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Private Joker said:
You do know they fake that, right? These are the same two faggots who go to to Vegas to get butt fucked by gainer fetishists.

Just look how proud these two hippos are. Candy Godiva weighs almost, or more, about 450+ pounds. Cocks Mcsucksem weighs, what, 350+? We could round that out and say 800 total pounds between these two mammoths. It's a guess because they're just goin' up and up. Let's say there's a real food shortage here in America, which we know there won't be because the jews know they'd be among the first to fry, what are these two gonna do? I can literally not eat for days and not care. In fact, I'd rather drink food than eat it. If you could make cherry cola have all the shit you need to live, I'd just drink it. These two will go through massive withdrawals from all the chemicals and sugar. They'll be worse than crack addicts. Nik already has severe issues from his fag brain being dependent on all the narcotics they put in that food. They're gonna suffer worse than someone like me who can easily handle rationing food.

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