Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

soryu said:
In one of his latest videos, at the 34-minute mark, you can hear screaming in the background. Turns out this was one of his neighbors getting stabbed. Nick made a video on his Instagram pointing it out. Imagine this video being evidence used in the court of law. They have to sit and hear Nick burping in between the screams.
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Question: Did witness ate all of that we see on the picture? If so, had he excretion problems or dumped it to toilet clogging it indefinitely? This is all question I have, Your Honor, regarding this case.
 
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soryu said:
In one of his latest videos, at the 34-minute mark, you can hear screaming in the background. Turns out this was one of his neighbors getting stabbed. Nick made a video on his Instagram pointing it out. Imagine this video being evidence used in the court of law. They have to sit and hear Nick burping in between the screams.
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Niko's got an airtight alibi... he couldn't have been at the scene of the crime, he's on video murdering himself with food instead
 
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oramge cat said:
I mean he's a fucking tard but where I live there are homeless everywhere and I literally can't go outside for a cigarette without hearing some poor soul screaming in absolute agony all because they're run out of heroin. You tune it out and when the rare actual murder happens it's just background noise.

Typing that out really made me want to move how the fuck is California allowed to pretend to be part of a first world country.
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Lol I thought you were talking about Portland, Oregon until I read the second part.
 
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It's so amusing, Nikacado bears such a striking resemblence to the late Kim Il Sung.

Kim Il Sung was mukbanging well before it became a viral phenomenon.
 
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soryu said:
In one of his latest videos, at the 34-minute mark, you can hear screaming in the background. Turns out this was one of his neighbors getting stabbed. Nick made a video on his Instagram pointing it out. Imagine this video being evidence used in the court of law. They have to sit and hear Nick burping in between the screams.
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You can see his grease soaked brain react with curiousity at the women screaming in the background. But like the slothful creatures they're Homo Pinguis, had no willingness to aid a closely related and barely biologically distinguishable female individual of the species homosapien from being attacked for a unknown reason. Because when food is put infront of Hono Pinguis face, nothing else matters. And the creature will fully devote their time to indulging in the meal.
 
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Pangolin said:
It's basically the same as ice cream, but a little healthier. Nick is probably going to start eating healthier. Orlin cheating on him was a real wake up call that he's gained too much weight.
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You do know they fake that, right? These are the same two faggots who go to to Vegas to get butt fucked by gainer fetishists.

Just look how proud these two hippos are. Candy Godiva weighs almost, or more, about 450+ pounds. Cocks Mcsucksem weighs, what, 350+? We could round that out and say 800 total pounds between these two mammoths. It's a guess because they're just goin' up and up. Let's say there's a real food shortage here in America, which we know there won't be because the jews know they'd be among the first to fry, what are these two gonna do? I can literally not eat for days and not care. In fact, I'd rather drink food than eat it. If you could make cherry cola have all the shit you need to live, I'd just drink it. These two will go through massive withdrawals from all the chemicals and sugar. They'll be worse than crack addicts. Nik already has severe issues from his fag brain being dependent on all the narcotics they put in that food. They're gonna suffer worse than someone like me who can easily handle rationing food.

 
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Private Joker said:
You do know they fake that, right? These are the same two faggots who go to to Vegas to get butt fucked by gainer fetishists.

Just look how proud these two hippos are. Candy Godiva weighs almost, or more, about 450+ pounds. Cocks Mcsucksem weighs, what, 350+? We could round that out and say 800 total pounds between these two mammoths. It's a guess because they're just goin' up and up. Let's say there's a real food shortage here in America, which we know there won't be because the jews know they'd be among the first to fry, what are these two gonna do? I can literally not eat for days and not care. In fact, I'd rather drink food than eat it. If you could make cherry cola have all the shit you need to live, I'd just drink it. These two will go through massive withdrawals from all the chemicals and sugar. They'll be worse than crack addicts. Nik already has severe issues from his fag brain being dependent on all the narcotics they put in that food. They're gonna suffer worse than someone like me who can easily handle rationing food.

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my shit internet loads videos very slowly, so i got to watch the glory of that stomach slowly creep into frame as i kept expecting it to end and yet it just kept going on and on.... neverending...
 
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