🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.1%
  • lol no

    Votes: 339 92.9%

  • Total voters
    365
he addressed the jq (jim question)
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imagine slobbering on the memphis micro this hard jfc
You know, I think when I get paid next week that I am going to buy a Rage Pig mug from Metokur's TeeSpring. A 11 oz mug is a perfect size mug for when I have my tea. Think I am going to get it in red as that perfectly encapsulates the mood for a Rage Pig.
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Mess with the gunt and you get the grease:
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welp, surely gunty admitting to flagging down twitters wont come back to bite him in the ass when he relies heavily on twitter to grift.especially targeting someone with an army of simps who sees him as a rapist and a harasser. genius 9d pig dice from the ralphamale folks, he managed to prevent some thot with not many followers iirc from calling him a rapist on one platform vs the other much more popular formats shes called him a rapist on, oh not to mention mocking the crazy girl with a fucking gun whereas he cant have one in the house legally while he has a newborn baby girl. i bow before the intellectual acumen of the ralphamale.
 
Alternate timeline? Wtf does he mean? Is he taking shots at Fai Fai again?
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lol father of the year folks, implying his own son is complete unthinkably bad dog shit, hes right at least.
Ralph vs Blaze Media is just getting started:
lmfao mr "ARREST HIM ARREST HIM" complaining about threats to phone the police. also how does he pick the most bitchmade options each time? you look like an sjw bitch saying this" oh my stars and garters the mean man threatened me!"
 
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So he's saying he had something to do with getting his rape victim banned? Classy.
Ralph is coming across as the gay, weaksauce version of Robert Baratheon at this point.
Nah, if it weren't for the dark magic, Renly stood a chance at winning the war and being a likeable king (supposing he got serious about the campaign). Ralph's just a fat faggot.
 
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