Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Ben Lurkin']

Pussy should not smell like barracuda. Ever. Your vagina is infected Chins, just like the rest of you. Rotten to the core.

She was an English major so she should remember what happened to Icarus. Our Queen is going to beeze too close to the sun soon if she doesn't get a grip. (And I mean like 5150 too close.)

Our "English Honours Majorette" knowing anything at all about the mythical Icarus?

To Chins, "Ick-a-crust" is what gave her PTSD from "being forced" to "ick" DooDooDeeDee's gray, geriatric, smelly/not smelly pussy.

 

[Schmooo]

Wow. Rate me late. I can't believe I missed this historic moment. Chins bared her soul, and her portal to Hell, and I didn't catch any of it in real time. Thanks to everyone that helped document a play by play for those of us who couldn't catch it live. (The diagrams were *chef's kiss.)

Chantal started Cubeeze with a bang and went out with an even bigger one.



I need one of you VIBiots to send Chantal a book about the female anatomy and an introduction to sex.

All women have a unique smell but it shouldn't be of ocean life or dairy products. If it does you should see your gynecologist immediately.
Pussy should not smell like barracuda. Ever. Your vagina is infected Chins, just like the rest of you. Rotten to the core.

I didn't quote anything about this, but he ate her fupa from the back? What does that even mean? He squeezed through flabby butt cheeks and cottage cheese thighs to get to the fat that hangs above her pussy and licked it? Why? What was the reason?



Yes she was. This is the real Chantal Olive Marie Sarault. The conceited, egotistical manipulator. She has no empathy so she honestly has no idea how her actions affect others. Chantal only cares how things affect her.

Arrogantly announcing this shows how untouchable she thinks she is. She was an English major so she should remember what happened to Icarus. Our Queen is going to beeze too close to the sun soon if she doesn't get a grip. (And I mean like 5150 too close.)

Imagine 400 pounds of melted liquid adipose tissue raining from above.
Apocalypse.

 

[Those Were the Days]

Our "English Honours Majorette" knowing anything at all about the mythical Icarus?

To Chins, "Ick-a-crust" is what gave her PTSD from "being forced" to "ick" DooDooDeeDee's gray, geriatric, smelly/not smelly pussy.

When she said in a stream about two months ago that she hated reading, I knew her online persona wasn’t a cleverly designed ploy to make money, but her own unique brand of Gunt cells crowding out grey matter by depriving it of much needed stimulation and oxygen. Then ,when she said she was an English major in the same sentence, it made me snort and chortle endlessly given my own post grad studies in the field.

I’d love to watch her stumble over an oral examination pertaining to the western literary canon. not even obscure works, just the most commonly read stuff that the three years she claims to have completed at university would have introduced her to.

It would amuse those of us who are bibliophiles on the farms at any rate. Regardless, it’s a good thing that Eve was in the garden and not the Gunt. Could you imagine how much worse off humanity would be according to the Judeo-Christian traditions if instead of a bite , the entirety of the the harvest of the Tree of Knowledge got eaten by one ravenous Great White Fupalo? One helluva allegory!

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

Were back to gross eating yall. Welcome home gunty. Someone in Serbia is def gonna enjoy this

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Regarding her tertiary education, I don’t thing Her Guntiness ever claims to have completed her bachelor degree. Just that she was enrolled in that particular course. We don’t know how many credits she has, just that she never finished it.

In the past when she threatened to quit YouTube in the Bibi era, she often used the excuse of returning to study as an alternative to being on YouTube.

 

[Those Were the Days]

Regarding her tertiary education, I don’t thing Her Guntiness ever claims to have completed her bachelor degree. Just that she was enrolled in that particular course. We don’t know how many credits she has, just that she never finished it.

In the past when she threatened to quit YouTube in the Bibi era, she often used the excuse of returning to study as an alternative to being on YouTube.

She completed around three years according to her LinkedIn,etc. But like the first Noble Truth of Buddhism is that “All Life is Suffering”, the first Noble Truth of Guntism is that “Chantal Lies”.

 

[Pepper Jack]

Is that a dead fish hanging out there? I don't know what that is but it looks like it has an eye.

That is actually Nikocado's asshole. I just shopped it in for the lols and it fits in so well!

 

[DongMiguel]

A rock encounter.
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Aww a bit of a throwback there at the beginning when she admits to having sex on a rock like that.

Of course, she left out it was with a homeless dude but hey, we remember.

I've maintained that Chantal's crazy, frequently made up or often exaggerated sexcapade stories were her at her best (when she's not drunk rage streaming, of course - that takes the cake).

 

[McGoo]

Regarding her tertiary education, I don’t thing Her Guntiness ever claims to have completed her bachelor degree. Just that she was enrolled in that particular course. We don’t know how many credits she has, just that she never finished it.

In the past when she threatened to quit YouTube in the Bibi era, she often used the excuse of returning to study as an alternative to being on YouTube.

According to her LinkedIn she was in Honours English third year, received English honours in High School and volunteered writing newspaper articles. According to Chantal* she’s a fucking English goddess.

*…but Chantal lies…

 

[Dutch Courage]

She completed around three years according to her LinkedIn,etc. But like the first Noble Truth of Buddhism is that “All Life is Suffering”, the first Noble Truth of Guntism is that “Chantal Lies”.

We have covered this many times.

She worked on a two-year degree, not a BA (despite what she claims on her resume). She 'majored' in "Honours English" (not English Literature or English, both of which require reading and something of a brain). Honours English is a special 2-year degree for abject morons unable to get a 2-year degree in a technical field. It is a useless degree; the only thing you can do with it is switch to a 4-year university and use the credits toward a real 4-year degree in an English-related field. Honours English involves very little reading; it is basically on the level of an SAT test, which most people take in high school.

As for her attendance, she has made differing claims. She once claimed that she had so many lovers during her college days, but had forgotten all about it. She promised to tell us about these many collegiate lovers she had, but three years later, we are still waiting to hear about just one. She has also claimed that she barely attended college at all. Guess which story I believe?

She herself has twisted this brief college experience into ridiculous claims. She sometimes claims to be an English major and even claimed to be an English Lit major. Frankly, I don't think she knows what she studied. Two-year degrees don't have "majors", and in her mind all three subjects are the same.

Suffice to say, I don't believe she lasted more than a week at college, and I am being generous. The middle-school level of her writing and speech goes a long way toward confirming this.

 

[Guntilda]

According to her LinkedIn she was in Honours English third year, received English honours in High School and volunteered writing newspaper articles. According to Chantal* she’s a fucking English goddess.

*…but Chantal lies…

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"Currently in the process of completely an undergraduate degree"

Honors English queen

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

That is actually Nikocado's asshole. I just shopped it in for the lols and it fits in so well!

Yeah, sorry, but imma need to throw you straight into a volcano now.
No hard feelings, good luck!

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

Even cats won't shit so casually.....And I bet she would have kept oozing the gold if it didn't threaten to pour out of that fupa nostril...You know that the shit is smearing every fucking where...man, how masochistic is her hugbox and Peetz?

Jesus fucking Christ, this is a perfect image but imagine trying to explain that sentence to someone, anyone, who did not follow this thread religiously. Fupa nostril... We are a damned people, fellow farmers.

 

[dacwcman68]

30 min is underestimating it. She spent a quarter of two rage streams talking about DD’s gray pussy and how it wasn’t smelly but was smelly. Wasn’t that bad but was also so bad she puked. How she’s not gay but 100% has had other threesomes with other women and does consider herself bisexual.

In science we call this Schrödinger's gunt

 

[FickleFuck]

Loving the shadowgunt

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If this is the size of Gunt's shadow, how damn huge is Spamber's? Or does Spamber's just cause full blackout? Gunt's shadow doesn't even look like it's a human.

 

[chantalisfat]

About the dislike sperging - @Jaded Optimist posted this way back in February when they first removed the dislikes.

Just so everyone knows, those dislike counters aren't really accurate. There was another thread where someone showed how off they really are, but this article goes into it pretty good.
From the article:
the API has been pulled, the extension will then switch to using "a combination of archived dislike stats, estimates extrapolated from [user] data and estimates based on view/like ratios for videos whose dislikes weren't archived and for outdated dislike archives".

This essentially means that the dislike count will stop being quite so precise after a while and that it won't be based on real-time data.

The dislike counter is just not accurate down to the individual numbers.

 

[Contrary]

30 min is underestimating it. She spent a quarter of two rage streams talking about DD’s gray pussy and how it wasn’t smelly but was smelly. Wasn’t that bad but was also so bad she puked. How she’s not gay but 100% has had other threesomes with other women and does consider herself bisexual.

The stupidity of this cow knows no bounds. On the one hand she said Nader makes Deedee shave it, on the other its grey??

 

[lol cow supreme]

The stupidity of this cow knows no bounds. On the one hand she said Nader makes Deedee shave it, on the other its grey??

Maybe she means grey meat. The great Norther Fupalo claims "mine is pink".

 

[High Hedgie]

Maybe she means grey meat. The great Norther Fupalo claims "mine is pink".

Like she has any idea what color hers is. There is no physical way she can see her own and I highly doubt she has seen anyone else's. I think it is more of her trying to call DD old and talk about how young she is. Pure delusion.

 

[DCMediaSped]

Not saying youre wrong, but looking at that screencap where redditors are laughing at some Farmers (hell iirc even Null was sperging out here) put things in perspective

All im saying is no one is immune to being milked

Some of the people complaining about karen's are becoming karen's themselves. Charlie Gold and the twitter minions are complete speds and deserved to be called out for their hypocrisy and pearl clutching and looking for any excuse to mass report Chantal. HOWEVER-continuing with the karen narrative after Chantal went real life by trying to send a hate mob to harass a sick old lady in a fucking nursing home is not the same thing. Cow tipping is giant no and that was major cow tipping from the actual cow.