Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Mikoyan]

Pronouns in bio, votes exclusively for democrats, brags about being vaxxed, re-tweets bernie sanders, calls himself a "conservative". Yep, it's a fatrick-esque larper.

Fatrick, but actually capable of writing.

I liked Tayler's writing. For a while.

He also is or was Mormon (if the Utah location isn't enough, he used to have tales about his missionary service), so that helps with "odd political opinions".

 

[TreeFortRichardsTCell]

Tune into the podcast or wait til afterwards for the transcripts to get released. That's the point of having an exclusive.

We been doing this radio thing for a long time now, you don't drop the big story when you start the show. You wait til at least the 7 am hour, make sure your listeners have woken up, got some coffee in them. They're in their cars, stuck in traffic, boom that's when you start talking about it.

Shit like this is why morning radio died. Holding listeners hostage isn't a good way to keep them. Especially when you tease that information and it ends up being horseshit

 

[NotFatChild]

Shit like this is why morning radio died. Holding listeners hostage isn't a good way to keep them. Especially when you tease that information and it ends up being horseshit

Beats having to go through all the effort to try and get the transcripts oneself. I can wait.

 

[JJLiautaud]

I liked Tayler's writing. For a while.

He also is or was Mormon (if the Utah location isn't enough, he used to have tales about his missionary service), so that helps with "odd political opinions".

I love schlock mercenary and I really fucking wish I hadn't clicked that twitter account.

 

[Ophelia]

I love schlock mercenary and I really fucking wish I hadn't clicked that twitter account.

I just assume all artists are faggy on their social media and keep away from it as much as possible. Especially twitter.

Pat is not an artist and his twitter is pathetically hilarious.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

If you didn't want them controlling when they released the materials they procured, you should have gone out and got them yourself. This is all public record, but you were happy to let someone else do the work and pay the expenses. Well, waiting for their release schedule is part of the expense. Damn, you're whiny. Without them, we wouldn't have any hearing content at all.

Don't be like Fat. Have a little self control. And stop whining. It's embarrassing.

No one in this thread moves it forward except for the ONA rascals. Farmers don't even bother posting Pat's Twitter sperging, that's done by two ONA users on here. The entitlement ITT is unbelievable.

 

[Mikoyan]

Shit like this is why morning radio died. Holding listeners hostage isn't a good way to keep them. Especially when you tease that information and it ends up being horseshit

You're telling me that people of 'onaforums' might be using old shock jock tactics?

Gasp.

 

[ShinyStar]

No one in this thread moves it forward except for the ONA rascals. Farmers don't even bother posting Pat's Twitter sperging, that's done by two ONA users on here. The entitlement ITT is unbelievable.

I personally don't think all of the rascal's bits land, but they deserve credit where credit is due. On his own, Pat is an annoying, bloviating midwit. The times when his lolcowness really shines come because of his interactions with the OnA folk. The whole reason the people ITT are so thirsty for the transcript is because the rascals take Pat's turds and turn them into gold. It doesn't make sense to then turn around and berate them over how exactly the gold is being served, especially when the complaint is, 'I have to wait for a day or two, but I want it now!' or 'Gimmie, gimmie, gimmie!'

I think some of these people have gazed too long into the Fatbyss.

 

[AprilRains]

I don't love everything the rascals do, but we owe this thread to them and it's one of the best current threads on the Farms. The flow of content is steady and delicious. They paid for the transcript; it's up to them when to release it. I didn't pay a penny and I'm going to wait fucking patiently.

I'm definitely rethinking my attitude on actively trolling some cows. It usually results in crappy updates. This thread delivers. I still think it's shitty to troll his wife, but again, free content of high quality is hard to argue with.

 

[Mikoyan]

I don't love everything the rascals do, but we owe this thread to them and it's one of the best current threads on the Farms. The flow of content is steady and delicious. They paid for the transcript; it's up to them when to release it. I didn't pay a penny and I'm going to wait fucking patiently.

I'm definitely rethinking my attitude on actively trolling some cows. It usually results in crappy updates. This thread delivers. I still think it's shitty to troll his wife, but again, free content of high quality is hard to argue with.

My feelings are close to the site rules. Beyond that, involving the family is a super hard no, unless maybe I guess like that one family that got featured recently where they're all cows with different flavored milk.

 

[ShinyStar]

In the spirit of being the change one wishes to see in the thread, I bring a tweet wherein Rick corrects someone's math.


(L) (A)

That's just math...

Math is 79.6 million families in the country. Giving them a 'cool' million each, gives us 79.6 trillion dollars, and that's not counting the 3.6 trillion to get us all in-ground pools. I'm going to have to defer to Pat's brilliant mathematical mind here to figure out which is bigger, 83.2 trillion, or the 2.89 billion that Musk spent on purchasing Twitter shares.

 

[JCDenthog]

No one in this thread moves it forward except for the ONA rascals. Farmers don't even bother posting Pat's Twitter sperging, that's done by two ONA users on here. The entitlement ITT is unbelievable.

The rascals are cool and fun. Fatrick is fun to point and laugh at on his own but some of the best stuff is usually because some rascal took initiative.

 

[instythot]

My feelings are close to the site rules. Beyond that, involving the family is a super hard no, unless maybe I guess like that one family that got featured recently where they're all cows with different flavored milk.

If you linger over at lit crit, you get the definite sense that everyone except science fiction retards that receive some splash zone trolling either laugh at the absurdity of it or have the sense to ignore and block strange texts from unknown numbers. Despite the fact that Thiki decided to enter matrimony with fat tits, she doesn't really seem stupid enough to be susceptible to trolling herself

Reply with "Patrick Tomlinson is fat" to stop receiving these texts gets a crying laughing emoji in response about a third of the time. Most people know how to deal with weird texts

 

[AnOminous]

I don't love everything the rascals do, but we owe this thread to them and it's one of the best current threads on the Farms. The flow of content is steady and delicious. They paid for the transcript; it's up to them when to release it. I didn't pay a penny and I'm going to wait fucking patiently.

I'm definitely rethinking my attitude on actively trolling some cows. It usually results in crappy updates. This thread delivers. I still think it's shitty to troll his wife, but again, free content of high quality is hard to argue with.

I don't think people would be complaining if it hadn't been advertised here. It's not like people don't follow their media and wouldn't post it here anyway, it just comes across as tacky and against site culture to actually do it here directly.

 

[Meat Target]

No one in this thread moves it forward except for the ONA rascals. Farmers don't even bother posting Pat's Twitter sperging, that's done by two ONA users on here. The entitlement ITT is unbelievable.

I don't love everything the rascals do, but we owe this thread to them and it's one of the best current threads on the Farms. The flow of content is steady and delicious. They paid for the transcript; it's up to them when to release it. I didn't pay a penny and I'm going to wait fucking patiently.

I'm definitely rethinking my attitude on actively trolling some cows. It usually results in crappy updates. This thread delivers. I still think it's shitty to troll his wife, but again, free content of high quality is hard to argue with.

We're not supposed to touch the caca. Let the rascals do it. When they bide their time and make it elaborate, like Josiah Munoz did, it results in blue-ribbon milk.

 

[JCDenthog]

We're not supposed to touch the caca. Let the rascals do it. When they bide their time and make it elaborate, like Josiah Munoz did, it results in blue-ribbon milk.

We're basically the audience in a roman colosseum about to watch a man get eaten by lions. Repeatably.

 

[Meat Target]

We're basically the audience in a roman colosseum about to watch a man get eaten by lions. Repeatably.

Specifically, we're the drunken hecklers in the cheap seats. The internet's Statler and Waldorf.

 

[veri]

FWIW, we're also trying to procure the audio recording. That may take a week or two.

a week or two wtf? post it NOW

If you didn't want them controlling when they released the materials they procured, you should have gone out and got them yourself. This is all public record, but you were happy to let someone else do the work and pay the expenses. Well, waiting for their release schedule is part of the expense. Damn, you're whiny. Without them, we wouldn't have any hearing content at all.

Don't be like Fat. Have a little self control. And stop whining. It's embarrassing.

ok well if you paid for the transcripts or got them somehow either post it in the thread or don’t. he’s drip feeding this content to get people to watch his youtube channel

 

[The I Scream Man]

a week or two wtf? post it NOW

ok well if you paid for the transcripts or got them somehow either post it in the thread or don’t. he’s drip feeding this content to get people to watch his youtube channel

So what? There's a simple solution to this, just don't watch if you don't want to and wait for the transcripts to be posted here, inevitably someone else will do a transcript of the video itself and someone else will post the actual transcripts, all we have to do is wait, it costs you nothing

 

[ShinyStar]

a week or two wtf? post it NOW

He doesn't have the audio NOW, my good man. They are getting it from the courts which will take one to two weeks. Now you look impatient and as if you've caught Pat's reading comprehension disability.