Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

5. Takes a handful of pain meds and jacks off while imagining the other 4 scenarios, while coming down he then gets on twitter and says he was molested by something
Keavy Rain said:
So, I’m wondering how this whole “Daddy Ethan, give me attention” thing is gonna play out and I have a few ideas.

1. Boogie flys out to LA, stands outside Ethan’s house with a boombox playing Peter Gabriel

2. Boogie flys out to LA, kills Hila, wears her face as a mask and then tries to kill Ethan but fails at that because he’s a fat retard

3. Basically 2 but Hila kills Boogie by running away, forcing Boogie to run. He makes it ten feet before he has a heart attack.

4. The most likely way this ends: Boogie seethes and whines on Twitter, eats his bad feelings away and makes more shirtless TikToks
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A scalding take... I wouldn't be proudly announcing I am ok with not having an opinion
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Fredp123488 said:
A scalding take... I wouldn't be proudly announcing I am ok with not having an opinion
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Boogie doesn't "have a strong opinion on some things", he has no opinion on anything and is constantly fence sitting. Not because he inherently has no opinion, but because the very act of having an opinion might offend someone in his lard riddled brain. In his attempt to try and please everyone, he pleases no one.

Boogie doesn't learn anything, ever. The reason the Boogie cycle is such a big meme is because its 100% true. He always does the same stupid things leading to the same stupid mistakes and the same stupid outcomes. He has even regressed into a weaker and less intelligent person as a result.

"being a fence sitter is fine", no its fucking not. The above two attributes of not having super strong opinions on some issues and learning from all sides of an issue are not what makes a fence sitter you fat ass. A fence sitter is a weak willed selfish dbag, so afraid of other people not liking them that they choose to have no public opinion or flip flop constantly on their public opinions in a vain and obvious attempt to curry favor with everyone. So its Boogie to a fucking T.

Being a zealot may not be the best thing, but I at least respect them more than fence sitters. They at least stand for something against the pressure of social acceptance, even if I disagree with what they are zealous for. Fence sitters are vain snakes who stand for nothing and will turn on their allies just as quickly as they will support them.
 
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DogBiter2988 said:
Called it…
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So he's comparing the alleged (100% fake) anal raping from his dad and constant brutal beatings from his mom to...Ethan saying a few unkind words (much deserved I'd add) about his disingenuous tweet in which he tried to shove Ethan into the grave to drum up some views on his social media?

This guy is a fucking retard.
 
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thejackal said:
So he's comparing the alleged (100% fake) anal raping from his dad and constant brutal beatings from his mom to...Ethan saying a few unkind words (much deserved I'd add) about his disingenuous tweet in which he tried to shove Ethan into the grave to drum up some views on his social media?

This guy is a fucking retard.
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I’m sure in his retarded “muh brain” what ethan did was equal to getting the high hard one from his dad. I imagine in the future weeks melons rendition of the 2 minute clip of ethan calling him an idiot will turn into ethan forced boogie to let him suck his dick and fingered him last time he was on the podcast.

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Why does Boogie even care if he's viewed as a "fence sitter" on an issue as minuscule as Ethan Klein being in the hospital? Boogie was better off presenting no public opinion at all. The anticipation of his "offensive breaking-the-internet tweet" reminds me of that old Vine of the fat guy who's like "I'm gonna say it - I don't care that you broke your elbow." Literally nobody cares, Boogie. Go back to shoving whores' feet down your throat and choke.
 
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MoreCopeMoreRope said:
It's like boogie's never heard of the term 'business relationship'. You both agreed to do business together and that was the end of the transaction. Not everyone wants to eat 10lbs of Macros with you Melon. God this fuck has me siding with Ethan of all people.
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That photo of Boogie they used for the thumbnail gives off such creepy vibes. Boogie is such a dumbass that he really thinks people being nice to you and having you on their podcast makes you their friend.

This guy really doesn't have friends in life, huh? Wonder when he will find out that KidBehindtheCamera and Keemstar aren't his friends either?

Boogie really needs to get off the internet, work on his video content and direction while letting Chad take over his social medias where he just posts new videos and 'On this day 10 years ago Franchis broke his computer and over 10 million of you laughed with him: video'.

This dude is self tanking his career due to his attention seeking behavior.
 
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MoreCopeMoreRope said:
It's like boogie's never heard of the term 'business relationship'. You both agreed to do business together and that was the end of the transaction. Not everyone wants to eat 10lbs of Macros with you Melon. God this fuck has me siding with Ethan of all people.
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Its not like Boogie was in it for a friend either. Every influencer relationship Boogie has ever made is almost purely for business, until he decides to throw them under the bus while he at the same time defends them (fence sitter). Then he cries like a lil bitch about how much he feels "betrayed" by what he thought were his "friends" when they call him out for the fat sack of shit he is in retaliation.

Its why he almost never hangs out with anyone other than his live in maid (which is still a "business" relationship) without the camera on.
 
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MoreCopeMoreRope said:
It's like boogie's never heard of the term 'business relationship'. You both agreed to do business together and that was the end of the transaction. Not everyone wants to eat 10lbs of Macros with you Melon. God this fuck has me siding with Ethan of all people.
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Exactly, Boogie doesn't seem to get the concept of a podcast. Ethan sat nodding along to his bullshit stories because he knew it would result in clicks, not because he respects or likes him.

Perhaps the reason that Boogie's taking this so badly is that he's outlived his usefulness to the likes of H3H3. iDubbbz called him out in person, Gus Johnson refused to do a collaboration with him, H3H3 and Keemstar openly mock him. He's no longer part of the YouTube in-crowd and parasitically using someone to claw back relevancy looks like it's not really going to be an option.

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Its not like Boogie was in it for a friend either. Every influencer relationship Boogie has ever made is almost purely for business, until he decides to throw them under the bus while he at the same time defends them (fence sitter). Then he cries like a lil bitch about how much he feels "betrayed" by what he thought were his "friends" when they call him out for the fat sack of shit he is in retaliation.
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Boogie's your friend until there's blood in the water. He's turned on TotalBiscuit, Keemstar and Ethan at the least.
Anyone else I'm missing?
 
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Lugubrious said:
That photo of Boogie they used for the thumbnail gives off such creepy vibes. Boogie is such a dumbass that he really thinks people being nice to you and having you on their podcast makes you their friend.
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Its even funnier (and pathetic) that Boogie thinks this and paying a womans bills so she hangs out with you makes her your girlfriend. He takes transactional/business relationships as legit relationships with deep bonds.

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This guy really doesn't have friends in life, huh? Wonder when he will find out that KidBehindtheCamera and Keemstar aren't his friends either?
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I dont think he ever had any real close friends and any sort of relationship that borders that. Im sure he has had/has acquaintances or people that could tolerate him in a group setting, but anyone who would legit be considered a close friend or having a loving relationship with Boogie? Im gonna say no. Hes such a shitty passive aggressive bitter fuck about everything and can only think about himself. Shit like that wears people down quickly and no one can deal with it long term. Its why with every person he has claimed has been a friend/girlfriend has been compensated in some way (paid by Boogie or a collab). No one has willing thought "Oh let me hang out with Boogie."

Its hilarious with these recent things that with all the world building Boogie attempts to make with lies and remaking stories something like Ethan revealing he has never liked Boogie comes as a hard slap of reality to Boogie. Hes like that loser kid in school that hung around a group of well liked kids and found out those kids never liked him. They let him hang around out of pity and once they realized why he was a loser kind of fucked off with him.
 
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Fredp123488 said:
A scalding take... I wouldn't be proudly announcing I am ok with not having an opinion
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He's so fucking stupid. Fence sitting isn't the same as centrism or skepticism. It's not even the same as not having an opinion. There's plenty I don't have an opinion on. The difference is that when those things are brought up, I shut the fuck up.

What Boogie does is spout off milquetoast, empty opinions like the "Compromise?" guy in that satirical meme about centrists in an attempt to please everybody, pleasing nobody.
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