How can I become a Furry?

[lolcow yoghurt]

TELL ME
HOW CAN I DESIGN A VERY GOOD FURRY????
HOW CAN I TAKE FURRY PORNO COMMISSIONS????
HELP ME
I NEED MONEY

 

[Gamercat]

blueberry.

 

[Margo Martindale]

Dont

 

[Begemot]

become the beast inside

 

[JethroTullamore]

Get a furry to follow you on Twitter, they have to choose you.

 

[Turd Cow]

Unironically fap to artwork made by the late venezualan e254e (Eric is not dead actually)

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Suck moar dicks

 

[KittyGremlin]

Develop a crippling porn addiction to a point where normal women (or men) just don't do it for you anymore. Work from there.

 

[Retink]

Coom once an hour for a week straight and you'll develop enough brain damage.

 

[Blue Screen of Death]

Play Starfox while jerking off or something.

 

[SandyCat]

Get gud at drawing, make furry porn, become e-famous in the furry fandom, charge exorbitant amounts of money for very little work

Now you can charge 15k for a single drawing

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Get gud at drawing, make furry porn, become e-famous in the furry fandom, charge exorbitant amounts of money for very little work

Now you can charge 15k for a single drawing

But will you truly be able to enjoy that money after everything you've seen? If you want to get rich why not go into something less soul destroying, like human trafficking?

Play Starfox while jerking off or something.

That blue Crystal fox girl didn't appear until Starfox Adventures I'm pretty sure.

 

[Isaac]

Ask God for help.

Christian furries exist, and they are severely autistic. They seem to be reviled by
the furfag institution, and in that way they are commendable and comparable
to The Great Reformer and the original Lutheran Christians.

Just make sure that you are versed in Narnia lore.

 

[Red Hood]

Watch Sonic SatAM and only Sonic SatAM till the squirrel chick is the only waifu for you. That's how a lot of these monsters got their starts.

 

[zero-who]

HOW CAN I DESIGN A VERY GOOD FURRY????

Practice human anatomy until you're good at it. You can't draw good wolfass before you can draw good ass. If you want to get into profitable fetish art, place extra emphasis on practicing feet and fat distributions.

Once you're done with that, practice drawing the heads, paws, and dicks of wolves, foxes, dogs, and cats (feet should stay human-like for aforementioned reasons). A weird thing about furries is that they don't really have animal-like eyes either, so basically just stick big human/anime eyes in their sockets instead.

If you want to tap into an even more potentially profitable market, you can start drawing dragons, although they're more complex than mammals due to having wings/scales/not being real, and "people" with dragonsonas are infinitely more autistic than the average furry. The same goes for Star Fox characters and Pokémon: it's really a question of how much sanity are you willing to lose for money.

HOW CAN I TAKE FURRY PORNO COMMISSIONS???

Post your art on DeviantArt, e621, /trash/, FA, and Twitter. Look at furry artists that are around your skill level, see what their prices are, and undercut them by a dollar. Make a picture detailing your commission prices, set that as your pinned tweet, watch the dosh roll in.

 

[JethroTullamore]

That blue Crystal fox girl didn't appear until Starfox Adventures I'm pretty sure.

What, you think you’re too good to jerk it to good old fashioned Fox McCloud?

We’re trying to make a furry here, not a straight person.

 

[Gorgar]

Lose sight of God, worked with China, many many spots in Africa, and your great great great grandfather.

 

[KingFrampt]

Get gud at drawing, make furry porn, become e-famous in the furry fandom, charge exorbitant amounts of money for very little work

Now you can charge 15k for a single drawing

You forgot about a few crucial steps.. this person needs to create an extremely shady background (i.e. accounts on zoo sites, history of abuse) and needs to get in some con drama

 

[Wright]

Have autism