حلال Michael Robert Thurlow / Angry Canadian / Volkswachter / Lothloran / NorthlandPride / NSCLRP / imageboard user - Canadian Nazi, Wifebeater, Narcissist, C-Tier Shitposter, Loli Enthusiast, Brony, Transphobic Tranny, White Pearls and White Pride, RALM Failtroll

[wharf rat]

He seems to be eager on making threads and getting updoots. He did the same when Tommy Tooter got gaslit in a pm. he was eager to make a thread on it while falling for the prank for tooter himself.

Did I mention that he is also Canadian? If he had some interaction with Thurlow IRL or otherwise that would explain why he had the right dox but couldn't prove it.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Did I mention that he is also Canadian? If he had some interaction with Thurlow IRL or otherwise that would explain why he had the right dox but couldn't prove it.

Except @wanddumpster posted the original dox. And @Basalasas posted it before that. I literally just collated it all into a main post. His post has since been deleted, by spooky but the reply is still there.

 

[snailslime]

holy shit lmao. how did i just now discover this thread?

 

[MistressCaridad]

Fucking LOL.

This faggot, man. He showed up here all “newfags go home u can’t play with us cool kids” like he wasn’t a newfag himself…
Honestly, I am no master Christorian and haven’t super deep dived into the whole Chris/Bella/Fiona shitshow, but I do remember this motherfucker trying so hard to be super edgy and cool and failing, just looking like a fucking loser in the process. That and his simping for Smelly Jenkem all “IM NOT A SIMP AND U GUYS CANT PROVE BELLA DID ALL THAT SHIT REEEEEEEEEEE”
Jesus, what a faggotass motherfucker. Absolutely hilarious.

 

[lolnah]

Who apparently if he hadn't done a halfassed job would've brought the timeline of this halal up like 6 months? On the other hand, that'd be 6 months of good content missed. Hard to say.

Even if the purpose of this is to extract info, it reads more like he's getting off on bullying trannies and came to the server in the first place with the intent of finding a dick to suck or getting his own done.

You'd think that, but he said absolutely nothing in the server and literally only stayed long enough to scrape logs.

 

[DeadNiggoStorage]

>from December
What did he mean by this

 

[Knight of the Rope]

My conversation with him isn't nearly as interesting as @Falsies are, but I did get to see him LARPing first hand so that was fun

I need to ask this at this point (and you too @Falsies), why do you guys think chatting in Discord to any of the weirdo faggots you've met on this forum is a good idea, much less a fucking sped like AC? I don't understand the thought process, and the number of Discord screenshots I keep seeing whenever some drama like this happens is starting to become hilarious.

 

[wharf rat]

Got some fresh intel from Sig. He's edited his sign-up email, but definitely not because he's showed his ass. No sir-ee bob.
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Also LMAO you pulled this off the Chat over there, stop trying to act like you have an "in" with anyone. "Fresh intel from Sig" indeed.

 

[lolnah]

I need to ask this at this point (and you too @Falsies), why do you guys think chatting in Discord to any of the weirdo faggots you've met on this forum is a good idea, much less a fucking sped like AC? I don't understand the thought process, and the number of Discord screenshots I keep seeing whenever some drama like this happens is starting to become hilarious.

In my case, he added me as a friend. I had already asked around and knew that the Lord Slug username was his, and I knew he'd already tried to extort CDG, so I figured it'd be funny. I don't normally add just any rando that tries to add me.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Also LMAO you pulled this off the Chat over there, stop trying to act like you have an "in" with anyone. "Fresh intel from Sig" indeed.

Think what you want. *You know, you and @DeadNiggoStorage sure do seem emotionally invested in the fact I incidentally fucked the burn book (which wouldn't have happened if you guys ran a tighter ship). Which ones were you, again?

 

[The Cunting Death]

holy shit lmao. how did i just now discover this thread?

It's not that old of a thread thats why

 

[Epic Fail Man]

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Think what you want. *You know, you and @DeadNiggoStorage sure do seem emotionally invested in the fact I incidentally fucked the burn book (which wouldn't have happened if you guys ran a tighter ship). Which ones were you, again?

It always boils down to AMB and Tommy Tooter

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

It always boils down to AMB and Tommy Tooter

People forget that users, you know, use other sites than here and lolcow.

 

[wharf rat]

Think what you want. *You know, you and @DeadNiggoStorage sure do seem emotionally invested in the fact I incidentally fucked the burn book (which wouldn't have happened if you guys ran a tighter ship). Which ones were you, again?

I don't even know how you supposedly "fucked the burn book", but I do know that you're really fucking annoying, contribute absolutely nothing of value, and have a massively overinflated sense of your own importance. I guess you got a W on me with your cap of you and SIG bu only because I assumed you were getting stuff from the splinter site while apparently you were getting it from that Tooter forum. While SIG was posting this shit in chat there for all to see you're acting like it is some special expose for you. I hope he is embarrassed sufficiently by the fact he's associating with you, though. Tooter fans are a fucking plague.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I was kind of planning on staying out of all this, but I want to point out something here; the original thread being deleted can't be blamed on Spooky.

Thanks for clarifying. I remember Spooky saying AC isn't Mike after talking to AC in private and at that time I was enough for me put the matter to rest.
That was before Spooky was trolled by some someone impersonating Janke.

But, remember how this is how you used to speak to me?

What. A. Coomer.

What's the difference?

Few months, maybe few years? Regular an hero takes much shorter than 41% and produces much less content.

 

[Rich Evans Ayypologist]

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>from December
What did he mean by this

I'm pretty sure that was just one of the admins jacking his account and making it send out those messages to everybody, which was the style at the time.

Although it could have also been a drunken moment of self-awareness after he tried to talk about... oh well I can't link to the thread so I don't even need to link to it, he tried to brag about buying pricey whiskey or some shit and got mad when no-one gave a shit and-or called him a fag.

Come to think of it, though, how does a neet afford even bottom-shelf drink? A cool $5k to siphon from someone else's meager inheritance really doesn't last that long in the adult world. Who's bringing him tendies and letting him stay online for 16 hours a day?

Even if the folks no longer live at that Volta Cir address, the Zillow listing makes it look pretty swanky, and estimates it at a pretty cool ~400k range. I'd say that comes pretty damn close to yuppie, considering the average 2021 price of a florida home seems to be around 300k (according to this random shit I googled at midnight). Even just narrowing it to the ZIP based on sales, it seems al ittle up there. The means are certainly there for his folks to be effectively giving him a stipend, but would they really support a deadbeat that felt like throwing away a cushy upbringing?

It seems to me like it'd either have to be the parents or another abused woman. Or it's all welfare, lel.

 

[whore loving dragon]

The sheer level and complexity of drama this guy has gotten up to is staggering. I just keep scrolling and more drama appears.
One wonders how living like that is enjoyable. It's like he feels uncomfortable if he is not being actively hated by others.

Maybe that was the point of posting his face and inciting the doxxhounds?

 

[easy]

Maybe that was the point of posting his face and inciting the doxxhounds?

still can't understand why he did that? haha i totally posted my face guys u played rite into my hands
looks like a troglodyte in that picture, too. if you're going to facedox, have the dignity to do it with a good picture at least. not one where you look like an amish sex offender in a basement.
i guess we're just too dumb to understand the mind of the greatest OP maker of all time, the modernday zed, etc etc

 

[C0d3]

I love how all of this happened in part due to some harmless speculation (link) & (https://archive.ph/KWYxQ)

 

[Knight of the Rope]

if you're going to facedox, have the dignity to do it with a good picture at least.

Agreed. Also if you're going to say cringe shit like "I have no dox" or "I am nothing but a face" at least have the dignity to make sure those things are at least not total lies.