Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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This Dan guy seems like kind of a retarded faggot. I don't think I would listen to his podcast or have sex with him.
Anyway, I was reading some real science fiction by David Weber & Timothy Zahn that came out last month, and the star system at the center of the book's conflict was called Tomlinson. I don't know if it was a shout out to our favorite pig or not but either way it's really fucking distracting to read "the proud people of Tomlinson" this and "der kapitan, we've got to secure the existence of their people and a future for Tomlinson children" that.
Anyone know if Pat and Weber have a history?
 
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I know everybody wants to feel special, but cock-teasing content is universally viewed as a faggot move here, so there’s no need to feel personally insulted and outraged. There’s a similar convo going on in the Ethan Ralph threads about Jesse Podawful spending the past few days claiming to have video of Ralph engaged in criminal aggravated assault.

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In short, we’re here to laugh at and talk about lolcows. It’s a put up or shut up kind of site. You don’t have to like that, but it ain’t changing anytime soon. Nothing personal or worth getting so comically enraged over. But feel free to keep it up! That spittle flying anger shit’s hilarious.
 
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CatboyCumDump said:
The Ona forum guys are essentially saying that this was a bit but just for the real OG OnA listeners (I've only started to listen to OnA stuff because of pat posting so i cannot confirm or deny this, maybe one of the OnA lore posters can confirm? @Mr Moonface @ImportantOpinions @Robert w'E'd Leef ). From what I can gather, Opie used to do this sort of rage-posting segment sometimes and so to them Dan was doing "an Opie bit". Proof:
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Opie had a habit of bringing off-air drama to the air, particularly when he had a problem with what "management" (his bosses) told him what to do. If someone pissed you off, don't bottle it up and put on a fake smile, stir up radio drama on the airwaves and air everyone's dirty laundry. Don't start fake drama, but the second you see a spark start pouring gasoline on it and hope it blows up.

Opie in general would be as cunty as possible, becoming this on-air diva that knew he could talk all the shit he wanted, spill every secret, and there'd be no consequences. The show was too big to get cancelled because some program director at SXM got butthurt. Blue collar truck drivers loved to hear someone trash their boss.

So yeah, if I had to guess, it started in a genuinely angry place. But it channeled that Opie arrogance because (A) the ONA folks loved it (B) it stirred up drama (C) it pissed off the people who pissed him off and (D) emphasize his point that it's his show. Hitting all four of those points is exactly what the Opster did every time.
 
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If you don't see people's faces and only listen to cow content you miss out on a lot. For some reason I just imprinted an old professor to the voice and now seeing this fat guy's mug is strange.
guess it can be said that the character of Tomlinson applies to many many people
 
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ImportantOpinions said:
Opie had a habit of bringing off-air drama to the air, particularly when he had a problem with what "management" (his bosses) told him what to do. If someone pissed you off, don't bottle it up and put on a fake smile, stir up radio drama on the airwaves and air everyone's dirty laundry. Don't start fake drama, but the second you see a spark start pouring gasoline on it and hope it blows up.

Opie in general would be as cunty as possible, becoming this on-air diva that knew he could talk all the shit he wanted, spill every secret, and there'd be no consequences. The show was too big to get cancelled because some program director at SXM got butthurt. Blue collar truck drivers loved to hear someone trash their boss.

So yeah, if I had to guess, it started in a genuinely angry place. But it channeled that Opie arrogance because (A) the ONA folks loved it (B) it stirred up drama (C) it pissed off the people who pissed him off and (D) emphasize his point that it's his show. Hitting all four of those points is exactly what the Opster did every time.
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It is simply surreal that 8 years and change on, Opie is the one who is fondly remembered. Relatively, of course

He also has bitch tits like Patrick
 
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It is simply surreal that 8 years and change on, Opie is the one who is fondly remembered. Relatively, of course
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My impression from laughing at the old OandA subreddit was that both Opie and Anthony were subjects of scorn. Ditto Jim Norton. The only one I recall being showered with affection was Patrice (RIP).
 
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If you're going to write a sequel to a Christmas Carol, why kill Scourge off? Why not make him the main character again. Have him go off on an adventure, maybe show how what a nice guy he is post-redemption, maybe tell some fun stories about how he got his fortune, reunite with some of the people in his life he alienated and befriend them, use his money to help people and pair up with some wacky characters who...

I'm sorry, that's just fucking DuckTales. Nevermind.
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I remember reading a book called Jacob T Marley which was a retelling of A Christmas Carol from Marley's perspective. It went over his cruelty, his influence over Scrooge, and his eventual regret, purgatory, and redemption. I would recommend it for a pleasant light reading.
 
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This thread is getting gay and lacking content, lingerrrr longerrrrr


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Fat is bringing out his "rough tough comedian" personality that is always "toeing the line". Who would've thought he'd be simping for BWu only a few years later

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Sounds hilarious

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Conservative Pat sperging about republicans

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Pat being masturbatory about his political sperging

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Pat just can't stop jerking himself off about getting a few extra hits

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Pat immediately going back to political sperging, fiending for the rush of having a couple more people visiting his blog. Being fat, he compares the ACA to a pizza party

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Pat writes an open letter to Orson Scott Card asking why he hates queers

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Just in case you couldn't tell due to all the progressive jerking off Pat does, he's a real conservative
Pat sometimes argues with his commenters
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Conservative
 
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Just watched. Lol he called me out personally and I'm not even mad. I didn't think what I said would be anything to cause that level of rage, but I think he might have been doing a bit, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. Sure, I called him a faggot, but we all call each other faggots here. Nobody takes it seriously. His meltdown was far more entertaining than the dramatic reading would probably have been and I'm here for it.

I like what you're doing Dan, keep doing your thing.
 
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Pokemon13 said:
Fat is bringing out his "rough tough comedian" personality that is always "toeing the line". Who would've thought he'd be simping for BWu only a few years later
https://www.patrickstomlinson.com/2013/06/28/on-hecklers/
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Rick is the sort of bitchmade "tough guy" who would think he was being dark and edgy when he responded to hecklers by going on a Michael Roberts style meltdown, then run off the stage when the hecklers shot back at him. I'd love to see Rick in some situation like with Statler and Waldorf from the Muppet Show mocking him from the balcony.
 
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Roccosmoderndeath1 said:

Transcripts are premiering at 8pm ET. :semperfidelis: thank you Mr. Dan and the rascals.
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My brother in Christ, I defended you. I come home from my long, grueling 2 hour day at my desk job and I'm ready to see the milk. I nearly crack open the genuine wax seal on my 23 year family reserve Pappy I saved just for the occasion before I realized the sin you made.

You made me look a fool, Daniel. We only allow certain kinds of retardation on this website. (That being said pls release the transcripts. I'm sorry I'm too autistic to figure out Wisconsin Court shit)
 
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Meat Target said:
He put in the work. You and Wook bitched about it not being served to your liking.

It's your fault we have been denied delicious milk. Go sit in the corner, you entitled little shits.
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No, it's Dan's fault for trying to shill his faggot podcast. He has even said he wants to do non pat material as If anyone wants to listen to his boring ass talk. BE MORE FUNNY
 
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Roccosmoderndeath1 said:
My brother in Christ, I defended you. I come home from my long, grueling 2 hour day at my desk job and I'm ready to see the milk. I nearly crack open the genuine wax seal on my 23 year family reserve Pappy I saved just for the occasion before I realized the sin you made.

You made me look a fool, Daniel. We only allow certain kinds of retardation on this website. (That being said pls release the transcripts. I'm sorry I'm too autistic to figure out Wisconsin Court shit)
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I know man, I came home from a long day selling my body on the street for nickels, hoping to hear a little transcript of a fat retard in court oinking about stalkers to an unsympathetic judge. Instead I got Dan having an honest to god meltdown because of the niggers at Faggot Farms.

Then I check the forum and the whole fucking thread is a cluster fuck. Damn boys, what a trash fire. I’m actually kind of entertained lol. But I still want to see the transcript @SomervilleDan :( Your show is funny, don’t let tards get you down. Chin up, Bucko.
 
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