Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[8008135]

Amber is always full of shit so I don’t know why everyone is picking this one thing as being a instance of her telling the truth.



What’s shocking is that people here, of all places actually believe her.



She doesn’t.

Right? I read that as "I have sooooooo much money you guize that I can spend, like $3000 on take out, every month! I don't know how I get time to shove it all in my face, considering Jade and I are having sexy-sex 10 times a day and I have SO MUCH MONEY that I'm totally not hurting for engagement and attention!"

Amber is a fat cunt who lies.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

$3k a month and she still eats the most boring things?

 

[dacwcman68]

I understand that Amber is fat. Really, really disgustingly mega obese fatty fatty 2x4 fat. Probably soon to be bed bound again if she isn’t already, fat. And to get that really disgustingly mega obese fat she had to eat fuck ton of calories and to maintain it she has to keep eating a fuck ton of calories. But how in the good goddamn does she eat $3,000.00 of takeout food a month? I’m assuming that is just her takeout bill and she makes the “love of her life” fend for herself? If so, how? What the fuck does she eat, how many times a day and in what quantity? Is it all Ubereats? If so there must be a constant flow of delivery people to that apartment. To top it off, my guess is if ‘ol Liarlynn admits to $3,000/mo, it’s probably near double that. For takeout. For one beached landwhale.

I think it's also worth noting that ubereats is ungodly expensive for the smallest orders. It was only a few months back where ALR paid some 20 dollars or something just to get a large diet coke shipped to her fortress of fat. Ubereats/Postmates/Whatever lazy service tacks on a million charges on top of the food cost to jack up the price to the moon.

 

[lol cow supreme]

I think it's also worth noting that ubereats is ungodly expensive for the smallest orders. It was only a few months back where ALR paid some 20 dollars or something just to get a large diet coke shipped to her fortress of fat. Ubereats/Postmates/Whatever lazy service tacks on a million charges on top of the food cost to jack up the price to the moon.

I saw that and I'm calling BS... I'm thinking they forgot her diet coke she called and complained and they sent out another order JUST for the drink.

But DoorDash and Ubereats are crazy expensive. First the menu items have a higher price then in-restaraunt, then the delivery fee, service fee, tip, and if theres local taxes on the delivery and fast food. fuuuck.

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

Right? I read that as "I have sooooooo much money you guize that I can spend, like $3000 on take out, every month! I don't know how I get time to shove it all in my face, considering Jade and I are having sexy-sex 10 times a day and I have SO MUCH MONEY that I'm totally not hurting for engagement and attention!"

Amber is a fat cunt who lies.

I think the $3000 is not only plausible but probable. Yes, Amber lies, but there is one other constant that is always true 100% of the time. And that is that Amber never stops eating. And this is evident based on the fact that she is always either maintaineen 500 lbs or gaineen.

We also know that she never leaves the house and just uses uber eats, door dash or whatever food delivery service is available which are all expensive as fuck. So a conservative cost for one order of takeout for both Amber and Jade after the uber fuck me fees would be about $45. And we'll be conservative on the average amount of orders per day and say 2 times a day. With just 2 orders a day at $45 each that's $2700 after 30 days. And again, these are conservative figures. She most likely does order at least 3 times a day at an average of $50-$60 per order which would put the cost well above $3000.

And yes, she absolutely does make enough from YT to cover this cost. Even with her declining views she still makes bank off of retards who hate watch her videos on mobile or computers without adblock.

Again, Amber never stops eating, hates cooking, and doesn't leave the house. And no, I don't believe nigga jade is going out to pick up food for her because she's just as fucking lazy and sedentary as Amber judging on the picks of her recently.

 

[mekalekahi]

I 100% believe she spends 3k on Uber eats. Her whole purpose of moving to Lexington was for takeout



LOL





She has such a fear of Spending money on anything regardless bettering yourself or medical bills. Who remembers when she was scared of how much the mechanic was going to charge her for the car repair but was buying useless bullshit and food everyday.

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

Can you imagine Amber being tied up by Wifey?

Nigga Jade is nasty as hell!

 

[pistolwhipped]

If one meal is say $35 all up including tip, that’s like 85 separate meals

Ain't no way this bitch is tipping on her 3 takeout meals a day lol. I can def see her omitting tips to "save money" meanwhile she's gorging on beige fast food bc she doesn't know how to cook chicken and broccoli. That's a solid $3k+ of lukewarm KFC pot pies and buckets of diet coke.

 

[pot of sneed]

Moderately interesting channel I stumbled across earlier this week, particularly when it comes to about speculation about what this bitch ate at her greatest weight. I've seen some videos where people try eating like her in a day like that guy with the hamburger helper meal but damn, sucks we'll probably never know what she really eats/ate to be such a big bitch.

She has such a fear of Spending money on anything regardless bettering yourself or medical bills. Who remembers when she was scared of how much the mechanic was going to charge her for the car repair but was buying useless bullshit and food everyday.

She can waste hundreds of hundreds on dollars on laygos, tatty earrings and tons of plastic shit made in China like her stickers and orndamints but can't bear to spend a cent on further education and actually do something with her life. I guess that explains why she thinks she won't be around in the next ten years, why bother making a change and doing literally anything else when you can eat yourself to death before expiring as an unwashed, bloated corpse?

Edit: A word.

 

[Cock wombler]

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I wonder where she got the idea of crying about being so in love. It definitely wasn't from her former idol who said this just 2 days ago to convince everyone she and her mooch husband are soooo in love.

 

[WasabiPasta]

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How the fuck do you handcuff those meat gloves? Do they even make torrid sized handcuffs?

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I think the $3000 is not only plausible but probable. Yes, Amber lies, but there is one other constant that is always true 100% of the time. And that is that Amber never stops eating. And this is evident based on the fact that she is always either maintaineen 500 lbs or gaineen.

Most of it is for Amber but a portion would be for Jade, perhaps $1,000 a month. I think most of the groceries are for Jade as Amber hates cooking.

And yes, she absolutely does make enough from YT to cover this cost. Even with her declining views she still makes bank off of retards who hate watch her videos on mobile or computers without adblock.

I am not so sure. Amber stated that the housing cost is about $3,400 per month. Since Jade is staying in the master bedroom, I assume that she is sharing about half of that cost, namely $1,700 a month. So, for Amber, her fixed cost is $1,700 plus her food for $2,000 ($3,000-$1000) thus $3,700 a month.

At this point, her views are barely above 1M a month, thus she is grossing about $3,000 a month. I think that her savings have covered the difference. Now, she is selling rubbish, and stopping Uber Eats to reduce her food cost. She pissed away most of the money she ever made.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

How the fuck do you handcuff those meat gloves? Do they even make torrid sized handcuffs?

Just like her chokers and seatbelt (that she pretend wears), she's got handcuff extenders.

Funnier though for me, can you imagine a cop or anyone trying to handcuff those T-Rex arms behind her fattalump back without actually breaking them?

She'd be front cuff only and even then standard cuffs might not fit.

 

[I Have A Kiwi Allergy]

They were at the vet and pet store, recently**, and also went to HomeGoods and TJMaxx looking for an office chair. If only there were specialized stores where one could look for office supplies, including furniture situation type deals. Oh well, guess we'll have to wait for someone to invent them one day.

They also bought a shitload of Trader Joe's groceries recently.**

**As recently as can be told if we're going by Hamber's uploads. We know she likes to fuck with the timeline.

We all know Hamber's Trader Joe's "haul" was just Hamber sitting in the car while Wipey did all the shopping for "three weeks of groceries" or whatever stupid fib she wants to tell herself this time as she gorges on all the shit Jade bought in the span of three days.

 

[peach tea]

I think it's also worth noting that ubereats is ungodly expensive for the smallest orders. It was only a few months back where ALR paid some 20 dollars or something just to get a large diet coke shipped to her fortress of fat. Ubereats/Postmates/Whatever lazy service tacks on a million charges on top of the food cost to jack up the price to the moon.

Imagine actually thinking that the queen of moderation would order just a Diet Coke. Especially when there was a coupon for a free large drink with a McNugget meal for delivery orders available at the same time that she made that video.

@Turd Fergusson i didn’t see your post before I replied, but I think Amber is letting Jade mooch off of her the way she did with Becky. I definitely don’t believe it’s a legit relationship, meaning Jade needs some kind of incentive to be there. I’d be willing to bet my ass she doesn’t pay rent.

 

[Kier Starmer]

She is crying I love you to Jade to keep her around but love bombing only can go so far from a dollar-stretched, bedbound manatee. My theory is the Jade pictures REALLY pushed Jade to leave. She comes across as paranoid and is hiding something probably an ex's story. Jade laid the threat down and Amber cried because she knows if Jade goes it gets a bit more difficult to gain a companion.

I do agree with @Turd Fergusson on this one my estimates of her income are at about the $3000 mark maybe a little more due to no Adblock mongos. She is clearly eating into her savings especially since she cannot really afford surgery in Tijuana.

Amber needs to be uploading every other day and be getting 66667 views per video to make 1 000 000. This is not including older content because it does not have much sway anymore as you can see her views tend to consist of the 5 recent videos primarily the 1st most recent. Her legacy views tend to scooch her past that mark but each month it is less and less.

 

[Pippeyy]

Here's Amber's "3.9gpa high school" life lie.
Screenshots stolen from Apathetic Faxx new video so you don't have to watch.

 

[Bilibin]

I'm usual skeptical when people think amber is pulling some elaborate troll on her audience. That being said, I'm getting slight tingling in my bullshit detector with all this recent money talk. Amber has been bringing up money more and more and it's entirely possible she's just hurting for money but it almost seems like bait. In the last video she said something like "not getting takeout will save me calories and moooney!" and the way she said money was in this really exaggerated way as if she was just begging people to talk about it.

Idk if I think Amber has the cognitive ability to pull something like this, nigga Jade maybe. I'm 50/50 on this one. We'll see if she can keep herself from showing off recent purchases to get a better idea of her finances.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

When is the last time you've bought food? Ramen hasnt been under 25 cents since the Trump administration. Its currently 40 cents a pack for Top Ramen if you buy the six pack and slightly more if you buy the individual lose packs. $5 of ramen might not be enough for the queen of boring in the Biden era.

26 cents a packet. You just gotta know where to look.

 

[TomatilloSalsa]

Her spending a ton of money on takeout/food doesn't really shock me... but $3000+ did. And that's just for ubereats, not even the groceries they get from the store.

And she doesn't live in a high COL area and she's not ordering from nice places.

$3K a month for McDonald's and Taco Bell and Dunkin' Donuts in Kentucky. SMH.