Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

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“So I’d love it if someone of you would do the challenge with me.”

Tell me she’s trolling, most people don’t get 3k of Uber eats every month, they don’t order out 3 times a day.

She also just described to us the carrot. It’s just an ordinary carrot you peel she says, wtf other
type of carrots are there? :stress:
Baby carrots, which I do believe she has eaten on camera numerous times and is a big fan of.
 
“So I’d love it if someone of you would do the challenge with me.”

Tell me she’s trolling, most people don’t get 3k of Uber eats every month, they don’t order out 3 times a day.

She also just described to us the carrot. It’s just an ordinary carrot you peel she says, wtf other
type of carrots are there? :stress:
People peel carrots?
 
Looking just as dirty, defiant and toddlerish as in her KFC mookbong! Ah hell, I'm bad at this but seriously, her new video is shit, just more lipsmacking, beige food, toddler antics and waffling on and on about a load of nonsense as though she didn't get a takeaway before/after this slop.

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Trolling with the title already.
This just proves FatAl has no idea what "dainty" means. And you're "30 days of no take -out" actually means 30 days of not SHOWING any take-out because as well as being known as Big Al, Trollynn, Grammerlynn, you're also known as LIARlynn.

So fuck off Fatass
 
Yeah I'm not watching that. She looks dirty.

Just for funsies, eat your next meal with the table level with your armpits. What age do you feel?
I mean, Hamber is just a glorified toddler. Someone always wipes her ass, brings her food, bathes her, the works. I'd rather shoot myself in the fucking brain than have someone take care of me as if I was their fucking toddler. I wouldn't be surprised if she and Jade had some disgusting age play shit going on
 
Yeah I'm not watching that. She looks dirty.

Just for funsies, eat your next meal with the table level with your armpits. What age do you feel?
I'd love her to try a 30 day 'challenge' of having a wash every day.

It has been mentioned for years that Fatty is into some kind of age-play fetish crap. At this height, she really does look like a toddler in a high chair, stabbing at food with a fork, but mostly just eating with her fingers. Why else would she dress like a 6 year old playing dress-up as a fairytale princess? No adult dresses like that, not even for a fancy dress party.
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I'd love her to try a 30 day 'challenge' of having a wash every day.

It has been mentioned for years that Fatty is into some kind of age-play fetish crap. At this height, she really does look like a toddler in a high chair, stabbing at food with a fork, but mostly just eating with her fingers. Why else would she dress like a 6 year old playing dress-up as a fairytale princess? No adult dresses like that, not even for a fancy dress party.

Don't forget the dungarees and the Wednesday Adams family dress
 
I'd love her to try a 30 day 'challenge' of having a wash every day.

It has been mentioned for years that Fatty is into some kind of age-play fetish crap. At this height, she really does look like a toddler in a high chair, stabbing at food with a fork, but mostly just eating with her fingers. Why else would she dress like a 6 year old playing dress-up as a fairytale princess? No adult dresses like that, not even for a fancy dress party.

I've seen 4 year olds eat with more manners than Big AL. Embarrassing.
 
Guess what Amber here is a prediction of what's to come.
MY GIRLFRIEND REVEAL / REAL / I'M IN LOVE 100k views
MUKBANGING WITH MY GIRLFRIEND 100k views
WHAT ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND DO / GIRLFRIEND TAG 90k views

notice something, since you read here you ugly cunt you will probably steal this because you are a certain type because you wear air jordans. The only type of people who wear those are people who steal shit.

Again jade is ugly as fuck and looks like a product of cousins fucking for generations. Don't do dirty on Howard like that man.

When she shows her tits it makes me want to kill myself. I'd rather look at Chantal's malformed cunt.
When it happens, I give it a month of interest from the hayders, tops. Albert will find a way to make even something as anticipated as the Wipey reveal boring.
 
I just...Don't understand why she has to shove so much stuff in her mouth before she's done eating the last piece. Like, chew ONE chip or cracker or w/e you're eating, swallow it, then put another one in your mouth.
Please.
I swear it's the most annoying thing to watch her do is not swallow before putting more food in her mouth.
 
What about all those people who were sperging about respecting wipey’s privacy? So much for that now that hamber is posting pics of them together. Bunch of fucking morons.

When it happens, I give it a month of interest from the hayders, tops.
A month is quite generous, in my opinion.

This meta, on-the-nose trolling and running jokes into the ground thing is killing what fun was left to be found with her channel.
Yeah, it’s certainly not going to help her views. It’s fucking obnoxious and, if anything, will eventually start to bother the ambabies. Love that for her.
 
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I just...Don't understand why she has to shove so much stuff in her mouth before she's done eating the last piece. Like, chew ONE chip or cracker or w/e you're eating, swallow it, then put another one in your mouth.
Please.
I swear it's the most annoying thing to watch her do is not swallow before putting more food in her mouth.
I have a feeling that she is addicted to the feeling of being full rather than the actual taste of food. She eats as fast as possible just so she can feel full. Whenever she does her famous "hoe-made" cooking, she uses the same exact spices on everything; Onion powder, garlic salt and powder, every single god damned Ms. Dash seasoning known to mankind. Her taste buds are certainly not able to distinguish between the shit she shovels into her fat mouth.

When she does chew, it's just this God awful quick chewing that a fucking squirrel would do to it's food. She clearly does not care about the taste of food, only being full, which is truthfully the worst kind of glutton.
 

Trolling with the title already.
I have been one of those people you may call retarded when it comes to Amberlynn. I watch all of her videos on her channel (react channels are fucking stupid), and always have. She is my first and favorite cow so I like to keep up with her, and I have since about 2016. With that being said, ever since she started doing these recent moooookbongs, I have not been able to sit through them to the end. I barely make it half way through and have to turn it off because of boredom or out of disgust.

Before I tuned out of this one, I thought it was funny how she says a homemade meal always tastes better than takeout, and insists the meal she is eating is homemade. A family sized serving of weird looking meatball things (idk what they are) that were probably frozen, and a "side" dish of snacks: deep fried veggie chips, carrots, and baby corns. How exactly is this a meal, let alone a home made meal?

And to answer your question, Amber, you like takeout more because you are incredibly lazy and want instant gratification. All you need to do is literally go on pinterest and type in whatever you're craving, grab a recipe and go shopping, and cook. But no, this is too hard for your lazy, fat ass. It's so much easier to order that food instead. And then to sit there and say your snack platter and frozen dinner is homemade :story:

I patiently await your death, Amber. You won't make it another 5 years.

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I have been one of those people you may call retarded when it comes to Amberlynn. I watch all of her videos on her channel (react channels are fucking stupid), and always have. She is my first and favorite cow so I like to keep up with her, and I have since about 2016. With that being said, ever since she started doing these recent moooookbongs, I have not been able to sit through them to the end. I barely make it half way through and have to turn it off because of boredom or out of disgust.

Before I tuned out of this one, I thought it was funny how she says a homemade meal always tastes better than takeout, and insists the meal she is eating is homemade. A family sized serving of weird looking meatball things (idk what they are) that were probably frozen, and a "side" dish of snacks: deep fried veggie chips, carrots, and baby corns. How exactly is this a meal, let alone a home made meal?

And to answer your question, Amber, you like takeout more because you are incredibly lazy and want instant gratification. All you need to do is literally go on pinterest and type in whatever you're craving, grab a recipe and go shopping, and cook. But no, this is too hard for your lazy, fat ass. It's so much easier to order that food instead. And then to sit there and say your snack platter and frozen dinner is homemade :story:

I patiently await your death, Amber. You won't make it another 5 years.

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Well, at least you're optimistic autistic.

5 years is a long timeline. Slappy predict it gonna happen a lot sooner than that. Not wishing for (like you) my favorite cow to die.

But, she'll succumb to a DVT or blood clot deep in those lymphadema legs that will either shut her heart down or lodge in her pea brain (granted, small target) and stroke her out.

It is the way of the deathfat and there's no reason to believe she'll choke on shrimpgate, a Mcnuggie, or even a piece of Oranj Cheekin and choke to death. Somebody with no gag reflex does not die by choking.

But all aboard the deathfat train to deadsville, Hamber.
 
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