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she literally hates food, thats has been obvious since the beginning. If she could sustain purely on just massive portions of plain rice that's all she would eat. She just likes being full. and a balding smelly fat bitch.
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
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I don't necessarily wish Amber would die. As boring as she gets sometimes, she is still entertaining for me to follow. And like I said, she is my favorite cow, too. It has just gotten to the point where the lifestyle she created is not sustainable. It will kill her, sooner than later, and unfortunately she doesn't seem to care at all.
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Agreed. Said as much. Point still being as you said, not one care about the deathfat train I mentioned.
And "hulthy but big" is gonna get steamrolled worse than a homeless nigger pushing an old Asian lady in front of NY subway train.
All aboard!
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Fatasslynn eats with the table so high (standing desk) not because she wants to "show the food" but because she's hiding her obscene body.
Helps to maintain her "just a little chubby" image of herself. She's said before she never looks at herself below about chest height.
Delusionlynn.
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Once again, we begin a video with a plate in optimal range for its purpose: allowing her to shovel as much food, as quickly as possible, into that fat fucking face of hers.
Diet Coke, caffeine-free - JFC, why do people drink that shit?
Big plate of gnocchi made from cauliflower, but of course drenched in a pesto sauce with what looks like cheese. More pickled corn. A couple of raw carrots. A pile of fried vegetable rings. Fat, carbs, starch, sugar, check. Mainly beige food, check. Prepackaged shit, Check.
Starts eating all the little bits and broken pieces of the rings - she's so quirky! Eats some gnocchi. But it doesn't elicit the same sort of foodgasm she normally has, so it's clear she doesn't like it. Just get the fucking regular potato gnocchi. Ditto for the rings: just get fucking onion rings. None of it is shit you should be eating, and it's just as bad as takeout,
This is what pisses me off the most about people like Big Ham: they decide, based on nothing than some nebulous thought that shit made out of plants is far more healthy than shit made from meat or from whatever the shit would be made out of usually (like potato gnocchi) so just switch over to the plant-based stuff without bothering with silly things like ingredient lists or nutrition labels. For people like Big Al, it will not be as filling (unless they eat a giant pile of it, like hoovering an entire box of "chicken" nuggets or drowning whatever it is in sauces). They're making stupid tradeoffs for no reason: "Oh, these are HEALTHY (whatever) I can eat more of them!" They do this over and over, and wonder why they gain weight. And since they're gaining weight, they say, "This sucks, I might as well go back to the regular version of (whatever)." Then they go back to the veggie (whatever), then back to the regular version, and on and on, just a mini cycle in their overall larger cycle. Shorter version:
EAT LESS SHIT FOOD, YOU FUCKING PIGS. We have discussed here ad nauseam that Hamber and those like her could eat just a regular BK meal four times a day and lose weight. But nooooo, that won't do. Then again, none of us know nutrition like Amberlynn fucking Reid, do we.
She talks about nothing. Literally nothing. Mentions the no takeout thing (which she's already failed) - one of the perils of prefillming your shit videos, you lazy glutton. Eats some more. Eats some more, does her stupid little chair dance trying to convince us all this is what she wants to eat. What the fuck is that little horse whinny laugh she's doing now? Is that supposed to be quirky and cute? It isn't. Says she would love it if some of us did the no takeout challenge WITH her. Tell you what, Big Ham: once you complete ANY challenge you set successfully, I might consider one with you. Until then, kiss my ass.
Starts eating two veggie rings looped over a gnocchi. Continues doing it. Says something almost unintelligible at the end. I had to listen to it five times before understanding it: she wants to go for a grand finale. Stuffs three rings in her maw, followed quickly by the last three gnocchi and she - literally - looks like a goddamn pig getting their slop. Her goal is always to get the most food in her face in the fastest way possible. I'm convinced this is one of the reasons she makes those terrible things she variously calls soups, stews, and chilis. They are the best way for her to eat a bunch of different things - from mushrooms to spinnage - all at once, and she can make a shitload of it at a time. i would bet anything she goes through an entire pot of that shit in a single day.
Anyway, I'm grossed out, but luckily, after talking about nothing, she's saying goodbye.
TL;DW/DR: Big Ham talks about nothing - literally, lots of dead air in this one - eats a big ol' plate of beige food, as usual, with the sole nod to color some raw carrots - that she didn't finish. Everything else? Yup, down the fucking pipe.
Diet Coke, caffeine-free - JFC, why do people drink that shit?
Big plate of gnocchi made from cauliflower, but of course drenched in a pesto sauce with what looks like cheese. More pickled corn. A couple of raw carrots. A pile of fried vegetable rings. Fat, carbs, starch, sugar, check. Mainly beige food, check. Prepackaged shit, Check.
Starts eating all the little bits and broken pieces of the rings - she's so quirky! Eats some gnocchi. But it doesn't elicit the same sort of foodgasm she normally has, so it's clear she doesn't like it. Just get the fucking regular potato gnocchi. Ditto for the rings: just get fucking onion rings. None of it is shit you should be eating, and it's just as bad as takeout,
This is what pisses me off the most about people like Big Ham: they decide, based on nothing than some nebulous thought that shit made out of plants is far more healthy than shit made from meat or from whatever the shit would be made out of usually (like potato gnocchi) so just switch over to the plant-based stuff without bothering with silly things like ingredient lists or nutrition labels. For people like Big Al, it will not be as filling (unless they eat a giant pile of it, like hoovering an entire box of "chicken" nuggets or drowning whatever it is in sauces). They're making stupid tradeoffs for no reason: "Oh, these are HEALTHY (whatever) I can eat more of them!" They do this over and over, and wonder why they gain weight. And since they're gaining weight, they say, "This sucks, I might as well go back to the regular version of (whatever)." Then they go back to the veggie (whatever), then back to the regular version, and on and on, just a mini cycle in their overall larger cycle. Shorter version:
EAT LESS SHIT FOOD, YOU FUCKING PIGS. We have discussed here ad nauseam that Hamber and those like her could eat just a regular BK meal four times a day and lose weight. But nooooo, that won't do. Then again, none of us know nutrition like Amberlynn fucking Reid, do we.
She talks about nothing. Literally nothing. Mentions the no takeout thing (which she's already failed) - one of the perils of prefillming your shit videos, you lazy glutton. Eats some more. Eats some more, does her stupid little chair dance trying to convince us all this is what she wants to eat. What the fuck is that little horse whinny laugh she's doing now? Is that supposed to be quirky and cute? It isn't. Says she would love it if some of us did the no takeout challenge WITH her. Tell you what, Big Ham: once you complete ANY challenge you set successfully, I might consider one with you. Until then, kiss my ass.
Starts eating two veggie rings looped over a gnocchi. Continues doing it. Says something almost unintelligible at the end. I had to listen to it five times before understanding it: she wants to go for a grand finale. Stuffs three rings in her maw, followed quickly by the last three gnocchi and she - literally - looks like a goddamn pig getting their slop. Her goal is always to get the most food in her face in the fastest way possible. I'm convinced this is one of the reasons she makes those terrible things she variously calls soups, stews, and chilis. They are the best way for her to eat a bunch of different things - from mushrooms to spinnage - all at once, and she can make a shitload of it at a time. i would bet anything she goes through an entire pot of that shit in a single day.
Anyway, I'm grossed out, but luckily, after talking about nothing, she's saying goodbye.
TL;DW/DR: Big Ham talks about nothing - literally, lots of dead air in this one - eats a big ol' plate of beige food, as usual, with the sole nod to color some raw carrots - that she didn't finish. Everything else? Yup, down the fucking pipe.
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Ambers challenging us not to eat enough fast food and sea food boils to cover a mortgage, car payment and life expenses for a month. How can I resist spending 20 bucks on a slushee???!!!
Diarectic
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Why the fuck is she eating that crap? If you don't know how to cook google "recipes for absolute beginners," that will give you recipes even toddlers can follow. Cook 4 days of food at a time and store it portionwise in tupperware (food prep baby) so you can just reheat one every day.
If the recipes has something that doesn't reheat as well (like white rice) then simply cook a portion of that fresh everyday and reheat the rest.
Follow recipes and try to use fresh vegetables if you can (tastes way better.) Remember to season after taste (as in taste the food as you add the last sprinkes of spices and salt in the recipe to get the right flavour.)
If you're eating filth when you're not in a food desert... it's 100% on you. Amber be a fucking adult.
If the recipes has something that doesn't reheat as well (like white rice) then simply cook a portion of that fresh everyday and reheat the rest.
Follow recipes and try to use fresh vegetables if you can (tastes way better.) Remember to season after taste (as in taste the food as you add the last sprinkes of spices and salt in the recipe to get the right flavour.)
If you're eating filth when you're not in a food desert... it's 100% on you. Amber be a fucking adult.
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Also: yet another mook-bong without a napkin.
Makes the right side of her face look like it's either infected or she just had major dental surgery. That filter also can't do a thing about her eyeballs being swallowed by her fat fucking face, either.
Remember when she bitched at all of us, because she said she didn't use "gorl" all the time like we made it seem?
A little garden sperging: there are quite a number of varieties of carrots. Some are sweet, some are supersweet (great for juicing), there are carrots that grow as bulbs, some that are bred to store longer than the typical carrot, some are bred to be almost coreless, some are bred to have thinner skin, etc. Thre's a full kaleidescope of carrot colors, too. Most commercial growers use the Imperator variety: mainly straight, long carrots, deep orange, with a higher sugar content than most varieties, and a thick skin to handle mechanical harvesting, sorting, and traveling. Home growers usually grow Danvers or Nantes varieties, because they look like the stereotypical carrot from the store. Fun fact: there are basically two types of "baby carrots". There is the type at the grocery store, which are genreally just carrots deemed to be too ugly or misshapen to be bagged and sold as regular carrots, just peeled and cut down to size, with the remnants sold for juicing or animal feed. An enterprising farmer in California started that in the 80s. The other kind of baby carrot is just a carrot harvested when it reaches the usual baby carrot size (best to do this with carrots bred to be short and stocky).
The kind of carrots grown for your typical grocery store have thick skins to stand up to all they go through from farm to table, so those are much tastier peeled.
She seems to have just two ages: toddler and grandma.
The "gf" picture thing barely lasted a day. I think a month is way too long.
Makes the right side of her face look like it's either infected or she just had major dental surgery. That filter also can't do a thing about her eyeballs being swallowed by her fat fucking face, either.
Remember when she bitched at all of us, because she said she didn't use "gorl" all the time like we made it seem?
“So I’d love it if someone of you would do the challenge with me.”
Tell me she’s trolling, most people don’t get 3k of Uber eats every month, they don’t order out 3 times a day.
She also just described to us the carrot. It’s just an ordinary carrot you peel she says, wtf other
type of carrots are there?
A little garden sperging: there are quite a number of varieties of carrots. Some are sweet, some are supersweet (great for juicing), there are carrots that grow as bulbs, some that are bred to store longer than the typical carrot, some are bred to be almost coreless, some are bred to have thinner skin, etc. Thre's a full kaleidescope of carrot colors, too. Most commercial growers use the Imperator variety: mainly straight, long carrots, deep orange, with a higher sugar content than most varieties, and a thick skin to handle mechanical harvesting, sorting, and traveling. Home growers usually grow Danvers or Nantes varieties, because they look like the stereotypical carrot from the store. Fun fact: there are basically two types of "baby carrots". There is the type at the grocery store, which are genreally just carrots deemed to be too ugly or misshapen to be bagged and sold as regular carrots, just peeled and cut down to size, with the remnants sold for juicing or animal feed. An enterprising farmer in California started that in the 80s. The other kind of baby carrot is just a carrot harvested when it reaches the usual baby carrot size (best to do this with carrots bred to be short and stocky).
The kind of carrots grown for your typical grocery store have thick skins to stand up to all they go through from farm to table, so those are much tastier peeled.
She seems to have just two ages: toddler and grandma.
The "gf" picture thing barely lasted a day. I think a month is way too long.
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Her mookbongs are doing well in engagement so she keeps doing them. Her views are getting up there, ranging from 50-70k (not bad tbh), her McDonalds video is at 78k - KFC 66k.
It's almost back to Beckster era viewership. The 'fans' are watching and hating in the jewtube comments like before. Very well played Hamburger
When she said the mookbongs bring in doe the bitch ain't lying. Amber is gonna get a fat check in April.
It's almost back to Beckster era viewership. The 'fans' are watching and hating in the jewtube comments like before. Very well played Hamburger
When she said the mookbongs bring in doe the bitch ain't lying. Amber is gonna get a fat check in April.
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Where the fuck did DictionaryLynn learn the word "smorgasbord"?
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Considering her intellect and mental age, probably Charlotte’s Web.
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Nice visible weight gain, you fat fuck.
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Thank god you are clearly a masochist and can listen to this piggy oink her way through these slop-fests. The sound of the Ham chewing her way through enough calories to feed a small village makes me yearn to vigorously ear fuck myself with a jack hammer. You out here doing the lord’s work.
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Oh yeah, and to think, last year she was so against doing mookbongs. You've come so far, Hamber! Just keep eating and go out strong!
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It's almost charming how I can not check her thread for a week and come back with nothing different having occurred. What a useless, fat sack.
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This picture reminds me of similar pictures with Becky where they wanted to show us how much in love they were. Except there weren't. This is more or less a middle finger to all of us for Jade's pictures. It is interesting that she says that Jade makes her feel alive while at the same time complains about her mental issues. Of course, both statements are for the plebeians, as neither is true. Jade has no interest to be on camera and this is as much as we will see of her. Amber's life consists of eating and this is all we will see.
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I have an innate talent for wading into shit and coming back alive. I will admit that I almost noped out when she took a couple of obligatory chomps of the only non-beige vegetable on the plate. And no, Fatty, pickled veg does not count as veg in the usual sense.
That's right Hamber! Go after that 700 pound mark and usher in a new bedbound era.
In other news, someone else went through and gathered up shit from Big Ham's tellonym:
People call her out on her mook-bongs and lying and assorted other shit. Someone asked her to make a new vid on the shit she's lied about since he last one she did, and she claims she hasn't lied y'all <----- NOTE FOR FATTY: This is the way y'all is spelled, you illiterate, incoherent waste of resources.
We know that's a lie, Hamber. You're pathological. It's your nature to lie about things even when a lie is not necessary or is contradicted by something else you've said or done.
She gets snotty with someone who asks her why she told them (in response to an earlier question) that she was losing weight when she has gained, telling them that they asked that "weeks ago" and that at the time, she was losing, and now she has gained. Isn't tellonym anonymous? How the fuck do you know who that is and what they asked. Hamber? Guess that's just another lie you haven't told, eh?
She claims she spends several thousand dollars a month on outpatient. This would probably be true, if the place was real, since she's a fucking retard without insurance (there's a lie for you, Big Ham: your imaginary outpatient place NOT taking insurance - total bullshit). This is on top of the thousands she says she spends on takeout a month (this, I believe, since she's a lazy glutton). However, I don't believe she's making 10K a month as she did back in the Eric and Ricky era. She's dipping into whatever savings she managed to put together, which is why she's shilling cameos, and why she doesn't have money for WLS (putting aside all the usual items why no one in the US would ever operate on her).
She claims to tip the delivery drivers 40%. LOL, no you do not, you fucking liar.
She claims she sold the engagement rings in one hour.
She thinks the "gf" is sexy as hell. Yeah, compared to Density or Becky, she's a regular Venus.
She claims, in response to her eating, that outpatient is helping her repair her relationship with food, and that right now, "food is food" and that there are no bad foods or good foods. This is also complete bullshit. You went on a whole "meltdown" (i.e., whiny little rant) about how they told you to eat what you crave, eat what you want, when you want, that you've shown them your mook-bongs and the entire thing makes me want to punch you right in your fat fucking face because you're making a mockery of people with very real eating disorders and using this shit as an excuse to stuff all the piles of shitty food you want down that gullet of yours. Fortunately, I am not someone who has ever had issues with food, but your lies are hurting people who do, Ms "Empath".
Eat yourself to your grave, Fatty. You came into this world a nobody and you'll go right back out that way, too. Just FAT(TER).
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She may love the extra full feeling since I have heard her go on about what makes her full enough, but she def would rather get full off of junk than vegetables.
I've noticed when she eats anything "soooo good" she chews only once or twice, getting it down into her stomach as fast as she can. If it's anything she doesn't really care for like salad she'll chew forever looking miserable.
I also noticed she talks much more with hulthy food or food she doesn't really like so she won't have to eat as much. Then she says she'll eat the rest off cam. Nah gorl, you're chunking it in the bin. Amber didn't get nearly 600lbs off of lettuce. That pickled baby corn is probably the only healthy thing she actually likes to eat.
Templeton out here teaching other pigs a thing or two I see.
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I suppose if I have the (OG) version in my head for some reason, the least I can do is make you all suffer with the alternate version that came to me, too.
I Feel Dainty
I feel dainty
Oh so dainty
I feel dainty and quirky and gay
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me today
I am starveen
Oh so starveen
It's alarming how starveen I feel
And so dainty
That I hardly can believe I'm real
See the dainty gorl in that meer there?
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me!
I feel cunning
Like romancing
Feel free like a bird, maybe a pigeon
But I won't
Change my ways not even a smidgen
Have you met my good friend AmberLynn?
The crazy girl in that flat?
You'll know her the minute you see her
She's the one who is in an advanced state of FAT
She thinks she's in love
She thinks she's in Bora Bora
She isn't in love
She's a mental horror!
It must be the heat
Or some rare disease
Or too much to eat
Or maybe it's fleas
Keep away from her
Send for a kahmeeno
This is not the AmberLynn we know
Venal and vile
Pig and gaslighter
Spendthift and no style
And terrible writer!
Miss America, Miss America, speech!
Miss America, bravo, speech!
I feel dainty
Oh so dainty
That the city should give me orange chicken for free
A committee
Should be organized to honor me
I feel dizzy
No, don't need money
My channel is worth millions, I'm fine
And so dainty
Think I'll film a mook-bong to dine.
See the pretty gorl in that meer there?
(What mirror, where?)
Who can that attractive girl be?
(Which, what, where, whom?)
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me!
I feel cunning
Like romancing
Feel free like a bird - maybe a pigeon
But I won't
Change my ways not even a smidgen!
And for you heathens who don't know what the hell this is, here you go:
I Feel Dainty
I feel dainty
Oh so dainty
I feel dainty and quirky and gay
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me today
I am starveen
Oh so starveen
It's alarming how starveen I feel
And so dainty
That I hardly can believe I'm real
See the dainty gorl in that meer there?
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me!
I feel cunning
Like romancing
Feel free like a bird, maybe a pigeon
But I won't
Change my ways not even a smidgen
Have you met my good friend AmberLynn?
The crazy girl in that flat?
You'll know her the minute you see her
She's the one who is in an advanced state of FAT
She thinks she's in love
She thinks she's in Bora Bora
She isn't in love
She's a mental horror!
It must be the heat
Or some rare disease
Or too much to eat
Or maybe it's fleas
Keep away from her
Send for a kahmeeno
This is not the AmberLynn we know
Venal and vile
Pig and gaslighter
Spendthift and no style
And terrible writer!
Miss America, Miss America, speech!
Miss America, bravo, speech!
I feel dainty
Oh so dainty
That the city should give me orange chicken for free
A committee
Should be organized to honor me
I feel dizzy
No, don't need money
My channel is worth millions, I'm fine
And so dainty
Think I'll film a mook-bong to dine.
See the pretty gorl in that meer there?
(What mirror, where?)
Who can that attractive girl be?
(Which, what, where, whom?)
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me!
I feel cunning
Like romancing
Feel free like a bird - maybe a pigeon
But I won't
Change my ways not even a smidgen!
And for you heathens who don't know what the hell this is, here you go:
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