Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[Badungus Kabungus]

This is the Peskov vid:
""NATO is tailored for confrontation." Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov says that if Finland, which has an 800-mile border with Russia, and Sweden join NATO "we'll look to rebalance the situation." https://trib.al/CYcmY4e Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube"
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https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1512115170398687234

https://archive.ph/QAQRe

Yeah, Peskov pulled a Biden and now they have to take back some of the shit he said. Not a big deal overall, but he pissed off a lot of normal people.

 

[Borscht]

Did Dmitry Peskov (Press Secretary of putin) said something really shitty? i noticed that now the average ruski on all these russian telegrams i read hate him and call for putler to boot him.
Probably this?
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That's the only thing that i could find he said recently.
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Peskov has Putin's hand so far up his ass you see Putin's fingers wiggle in his throat. And yet today he said "Russia has suffered significant losses in Ukraine".

What the fuck is going on.

 

[OG Swolemaster]

"War Thunder will ban German players using 'Z' on their thanks and sell them off to the government"
The newspaper further reports that painting the "Z" symbol on tanks and other vehicles in the game could have criminal consequences. The Interior Ministry said in late March that showing the "Z" symbol could be punishable as public endorsement of Russia's war against Ukraine.
>Upon inquiry to the Hungarian developer studio behind "War Thunder," Bild-Zeitung had learned that the use of the "Z" symbol was not forbidden according to the game's rules. But "if the 'Z' were to be explicitly banned by the state would they intervene".

>bore blunder
>hungarian

 

[Pork Packer]

PESKOV IS COMPRIMISED!!!

SOMEONE NEEDS TO RESCUE PUTIN FROM THE ZIONIST OCCUPIED KREMLIN!!!

THE FATE OF THE WEST HANGS IN BALANCE!!!

 

[OG Swolemaster]

Heroic aryan warriors disable multiple judeo-mongoloid tanks with autocannon fire:

 

[(‿ˠ‿)]

I'm kind of speechless at this.

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"And as it does go, thine knows, I sit upon the tower, and it's getting dreadfully hot, I've got hairy legs that turn — that — that — that turn — um, golden in the Apollyon light. And the squires used to come hither and reach in the pond and rub my leg down so it was straight and watch the hair come back up again. They'd peer at it. So, I learned about roaches most foul, I learned about squires jumping upon my lap, and I've loved squires jumping upon my lap."

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Peskov has Putin's hand so far up his ass you see Putin's fingers wiggle in his throat. And yet today he said "Russia has suffered significant losses in Ukraine".

What the fuck is going on.

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Official numbers are what, 1300~ deaths? That can be considered a significant loss. Still bad way of phrasing it.

 

[Narcotics]

Aww, did widdle baby wussia get scawwed of a widdle nucwear war?

Guys we need to call his manager and complain about this. Obviously peskov has not been informed that russia is stronkest and mightiest and nobody is allowed to join NATO if it tells them not to.

At this point i think every EU country, burger gov and russia are scawwed of a nucwear war. All of them want to have their cake and eat it but even they know how retarded it would be to throw nukes rn (i hope.)
We've seen burgers cancell their icbm tests, the white house coming out and cleaning after biden has a biden moment. Russia has had it's nuclear forces on alert since the start but let's be Real that's just an intimidation tactic by Putin.

 

[Gondola Enjoyer]

It's been two days and this autismo is still sperging up the thread? Christ alive, my man, get a hobby or something.

 

[Fougaro]

(...) and this autismo is still sperging up the thread?

You mean all of us?

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Oh no, what will they ever do?

 

[Pork Packer]

Official numbers are what, 1300~ deaths? That can be considered a significant loss. Still bad way of phrasing it.

Clearly you know better than Peskov, you really should go and tell him he is not being #based and #russianpilled correctly

At this point i think every EU country, burger gov and russia are scawwed of a nucwear war. All of them want to have their cake and eat it but even they know how retarded it would be to throw nukes rn (i hope.)
We're seen burgers cancell their icbm tests, the white house coming out and cleaning after biden has a biden moment. Russia has had it's nuclear forces on alert since the start but let's be Real that's just an intimidation tactic by Putin.

This was pre "russia's military infrastructure is held together by bootleg flex-tape and congealed yak semen and its equipment stockpiles have been eaten by voles" tho, and I am wondering now whether there are certain glowing gentlemen in the west suspecting that the old soviet mountain of nukes might be a little more hollow than previously suggested and are pushing for slightly more aggressive movements in order to see how russia reacts

Besides which, the old "keep russia scared out its fucking mind and on maximum alert and stuck in a bleeding quagmire" worked wonders in the 80s to drive it so hard into bankrupcy the country literally sharted itself to death, so having russia go all out with whats left of its economy in trying to act tough to the west could be something the NATO braintrust wanna try again for nostalgia sakes

 

[Narcotics]

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Oh no, what will they ever do?

They've been saying that for weeks now, they sure are running out of food seeing how they deliver Tons of it to the republics and how the chechens are having the time of their lives with all the miniscule crumbs of ammo they have left. maybe one day they'll get it right.

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

>bore blunder
>hungarian

Hungarians are genetically incapable from producing anything that is not a space game or high/dark fantasy.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Clearly you know better than Peskov, you really should go and tell him he is not being #based and #russianpilled correctly


This was pre "russia's military infrastructure is held together by bootleg flex-tape and congealed yak semen and its equipment stockpiles have been eaten by voles" tho, and I am wondering now whether there are certain glowing gentlemen in the west suspecting that the old soviet mountain of nukes might be a little more hollow than previously suggested and are pushing for slightly more aggressive movements in order to see how russia reacts

Maybe you should be more concerned about your karma, bro. If it drops below a certain threshold you won't be able to access this forum without a KF Gold account.

 

[Elbereth]

They're only stickers, they can't hurt you. A Polack like you might hurt himself with stickers but that's a different story.

They're literally meaningless internet stickers. They don't even drop your reddit karma. Not worth throwing a hissy fit over.

Lies! If I'll get another neg rating, I might not recover!

 

[Borscht]

Official numbers are what, 1300~ deaths? That can be considered a significant loss. Still bad way of phrasing it.

I am more concerned with the fact he is saying this out loud. Over the last couple of days he expressed condolences over the media stars leaving Russia (who the fuck cares?), called Russia's losses in Ukraine "significant" and, allegedly, said Russia will not object to Finland joining NATO? (I haven't yet verified this latter claim personally).

That's three major fucky-wuckies from the presidential spokesman in what, 48 hours? Are they laying ground to topple the head honcho and concede?

 

[Wy4M]

fyi - the Peskov interview is still ongoing:

https://youtu.be/9Auq9mYxFEE

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

I am more concerned with the fact he is saying this out loud. Over the last couple of days he expressed condolences over the media stars leaving Russia (who the fuck cares?), called Russia's losses in Ukraine "significant" and, allegedly, said Russia will not object to Finland joining NATO? (I haven't yet verified this latter claim personally).

That's three major fucky-wuckies from a the presidential spokesman in what, 48 hours? Are they laying ground to topple the head honcho and concede?

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Never underestimate the ability of any politician to shove their foot in their mouth with amazing precision. It's one of the few things that holds true for every culture on earth.

 

[Narcotics]

I am more concerned with the fact he is saying this out loud. Over the last couple of days he expressed condolences over the media stars leaving Russia (who the fuck cares?), called Russia's losses in Ukraine "significant" and, allegedly, said Russia will not object to Finland joining NATO? (I haven't yet verified this latter claim personally).

That's three major fucky-wuckies from a the presidential spokesman in what, 48 hours? Are they laying ground to topple the head honcho and concede?

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According to your other post, if peskov is really putin's bitch. Then putin wouldn't let him sperg about shit he hasn't approved him to Say, right?
If yes, then this is Indeed weird. After all, he is the his a kremlin spokesman.