Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

Who is Skylan's biological father?


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We on KiwiFarms are Aidan's only babysitters.
Sadly, when she goes live we probably pay more attention to his welfare than she does. He’d probably be better off if she just kept the live on when she went out and relied on us to call it in if he was in danger :heart-empty: Poor little lad is doomed.

ETA: Kiwi Kreche Klub for the children of cows.
 
Sarge is livin’ large at the Stonewall Jackson Motel:

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Do you see what I see?
 
Do you see what I see?
no, because the full-sized pic won't load, which is making me insane. what's the hidden secret???

I've been searching the thread but can't find whether it was Sarge who got arrested for stealing one of the motel's air-conditioning units. Was that him?? Or am I thinking of someone else
 
no, because the full-sized pic won't load, which is making me insane. what's the hidden secret???

I've been searching the thread but can't find whether it was Sarge who got arrested for stealing one of the motel's air-conditioning units. Was that him?? Or am I thinking of someone else
Tbf there are many interesting details in that room, I focused on the artwork, crazy food arrangement, boots on the bed and the plastic toolbench before realising what I think @John Andrews Stan was referring to. It’s like one of those photo puzzles but for rednecks.

You don't need to load the full-size bb
That’s what she said, etc etc
 
no, because the full-sized pic won't load, which is making me insane. what's the hidden secret???

I've been searching the thread but can't find whether it was Sarge who got arrested for stealing one of the motel's air-conditioning units. Was that him?? Or am I thinking of someone else
You don't need to load the full-size bb, Sarge already loaded it for you.
 
His dicks hard lol, nasty.

Sammie did like 10 tiktoks last night. Sadly shes private so I cant share but I took screen shots. Most of it is lip singing with Darnell and once with his sister and nephew. Love how she has the little kid finger gunning and acting like a thug. She also wrote shit about her mom and sister and basically said "say it to my face" yet shes talking shit behind a private account lol. They all look nasty and greasy and I think the only reason Darnell let's her stay (eventhough hes cheated multiple times) is for her tard bucks.
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It being painted on a deconstructed pizza box made me wonder whether it’s a Sarge original or a gift from one of his meth ladies. I don’t hate it though, maybe there’s a market.
My assumption was that it’s something his niece made in school.

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Unfortunately I didn’t scroll quickly enough past the video and can confirm it involved explosive diarrhea against the bathroom wall.
 
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My assumption was that it’s something his niece made in school.

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Unfortunately I didn’t scroll quickly enough past the video and can confirm it involved explosive diarrhea against the bathroom wall.
Goddammit what is the relationship between Sarge and Tonka???? I cannot figure it out and it's driving me nuts. Bromance? Frenemies? What the actual fuck?

Edit: words are hard.
 
His dicks hard lol, nasty.

Sammie did like 10 tiktoks last night. Sadly shes private so I cant share but I took screen shots. Most of it is lip singing with Darnell and once with his sister and nephew. Love how she has the little kid finger gunning and acting like a thug. She also wrote shit about her mom and sister and basically said "say it to my face" yet shes talking shit behind a private account lol. They all look nasty and greasy and I think the only reason Darnell let's her stay (eventhough hes cheated multiple times) is for her tard bucks.
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What? No babby photos?
Lmfao hey everyone prayers for Aiden his autism is flairing. Hes not even doing anything just dancing.
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Flaring up? Ffs Kim you degenerate retard, it's AUTISM NOT ARTHRITIS.
Yes with Autism there will be days when the behavior is worse. It's a spectrum disorder, it's all over the place.
But it doesn't "flare up" like an allergy or arthritis!!!!
Damn did she even finish grade school?
 
I’m sorry, I know this thread is full of Sarge stans but he is downright gross.

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I think it's just a matter of what's around to compare him to. Like I see that ashtray pic and think how gross it would be to have something like a used ashtray around, but am simultaneously proud of him for using an ashtray and therefore putting himself miles ahead of the other thread subjects in terms of hygiene.
 
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