🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.3%
  • lol no

    Votes: 331 92.7%

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Who is Ralph talking about? I mean at this point it could be anyone but Evan
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Ralph is copy pasting Mr. Vickers Tweets. Freaking out like a small child. His lawyer is having a good day (because Ralph is paying them).
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I've been watching Jesse since finding out about him in the extremely pro-Dax encyclopedia dramatica article years ago. People drag him because he makes fun of internet guys that they like. Also, he definitely has other negative traits, he's got a churlish "nobody makes fun of me, ever" streak, the same sort of thing Nick Mullen also flashes occasionally or Howard Stern exudes all the time. Some of his trolling is the type where if you watch his show for a few hours it makes you feel like you need sunlight and fresh air to escape the mean pettiness. So like spending time on this website, basically.
Wow a Nick Mullen reference. My interests in tiny manlet retards are colliding.
 
How drunk/high is he right now? Just looks like he is shitting bricks over the chaggot video getting out and him potentially going to jail so he is coping and sneeding all over twitter.
Isn't he using tonight to "write" and not streaming?

My guess is he took said opportunity to load up on booze and pills while Pantsu is sat looking after his child downstairs where the smoke inhalation from his constant cigar smoking will do them the least damage.
 
Isn't he using tonight to "write" and not streaming?

My guess is he took said opportunity to load up on booze and pills while Pantsu is sat looking after his child downstairs where the smoke inhalation from his constant cigar smoking will do them the least damage.
He's probably going insane with how much the baby is shrieking.
 
How drunk/high is he right now? Just looks like he is shitting bricks over the chaggot video getting out and him potentially going to jail so he is coping and sneeding all over twitter.
He’s busy hollering at Chaggot to try and see if he did actually share the footage.
 
He's probably going insane with how much the baby is shrieking.
Yeah, Ralph is not going to adjust to a crying baby and upset Pantsu. Him constantly riled up about internet drama BS and crisis to crisis kept Pantsu from getting bored, but now that she’s got a 24/7 responsibility and care taking duties she will badly crave stability and boredom.

Ralph will hide in his studio and only come out a drunken/high mess seething about his latest slap fest online. She’s a doormat but a month of a caring for a newborn and living with angry, fat drunk man who will only add to her stress, will break her.

As I’ve always said it will last three months max and now that there’s proof she’s there the countdown can begin.
 
Yeah, Ralph is not going to adjust to a crying baby and upset Pantsu. Him constantly riled up about internet drama BS and crisis to crisis kept Pantsu from getting bored, but now that she’s got a 24/7 responsibility and care taking duties she will badly crave stability and boredom.

Ralph will hide in his studio and only come out a drunken/high mess seething about his latest slap fest online. She’s a doormat but a month of a caring for a newborn and living with angry, fat drunk man who will only add to her stress, will break her.

As I’ve always said it will last three months max and now that there’s proof she’s there the countdown can begin.
What’s the proof that she’s there?
 
Ralph getting dunked on by twitter randos:
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NO THAT'S NOT TRUE AND IF I HAD TO THINK ABOUT IT IT WAS PROBABLY YOU THAT SPENT $2000 SIMPING FOR AN E-WHORE
How long before Ralph is sliding in this randos dm's and paying for her Amazon wishlist? His thirst and desperation is embarrassing. He blocks everyone on Twitter for any small slight against him, but he sees a *supposed* 18yo girl and he turns immediately to talking her into wet t-shirt contest (that will definently happen).
 
How long before Ralph is sliding in this randos dm's and paying for her Amazon wishlist? His thirst and desperation is embarrassing. He blocks everyone on Twitter for any small slight against him, but he sees a *supposed* 18yo girl and he turns immediately to talking her into wet t-shirt contest (that will definently happen).
Uh yeah Ralph I’m also actually a 4/10 e-thot just let me know where you want me to send my Amazon wish list and I will TOTALLY come to your wet t-shirt contest.
 
"I´ve been to countless cities" is the most basement dwelling brag I´ve ever heard... will he brag about screwing black hookers in all of them to match his pimp ring?
"I've been to countless cities" is especially not that impressive if you've never been in a city outside of your homeland country. He is not a globe trotter like Josh, Tim Pool or CRP. The only time that he went to a foreign country, he almost died.
 
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