Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

I would like to think that a few years from now, she will get curious and look him up. One day she will surely find his twitter, see the shitty books he wrote, maybe she will even go a little down the rabbit hole. It would be true peace to know that she dodged such a fat bullit.

Hope she drops a g-funk track on Pat for shaqtin' a fool

 

[lolwatagain]

In the transcript the judge says this is one of the dumbest things he's ever heard. The man is a judge in Milwaukee, I would imagine he has to deal with some pretty stupid shit on a daily basis.

You know that he googled Fatrick's name afterwards, read this thread and realized that it was even dumber than what he heard in court.

 

[Caverlock]

Did you know Patrick isn't the only hard chargin', bar brawlin' badass in the marriage?
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Andrew is lucky he didn't find himself in a 2 vs. 1 fight for his life. Niki actually does cardio (see below)!

Nevermind the police, evildoers, Patrick the fart couch sentinel lies ever ready to rescue his second, better wife:
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[S.C.U.D.]

Ah, my error. Still, why does he think he can defy the court?

Patrick is always right and never wrong, child.

 

[UnregisteredHypercam2]

Would it be possible to make some type of debt counter that pulled in values from the various sources? Or if someone could pull together a current amount, I would appreciate it.

I thought he was only in 20k-30k from Quasi and the big lawsuit, but now I hear it's another 11k from something Google related, then there's the multiple 5k payments to get his Twitter back.

Much like his weight, it's growing out of control so quickly that it's hard to keep up with.

Someone had suggested a Fatrick debt clock combining both the Cloudflare and Google quashes, I did my best with a WolframAlpha formula based on my limited understanding of California judgement debt. It uses "days since" so it's self-updating. Today it reads:
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Accruing daily $6.50 and $3.02 according to my calculation, for a combined $9.52 per day

BUT I must have something wrong or missing some amount because the document dated Feb 25 by Quasi's collection attorney lists $1202.50 in interest and by my calculation it would've been ~$962
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And the guy is not just a lawyer but also asian so his calculation is obviously right
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If anybody knows the actual formula please chime in or tweak the WolframAlpha query and share. It's in plain language so it should be easy even if you've never used WA before.

That was me! And it's even better than I was hoping for!

You just made my entire week, I'd buy you a Kiwi Coin if I could.

 

[instythot]

Now that I've had a little time to stop laughing, I think the only way the judge could have improved his performance, comedy-wise would have been to interrupt Patrick describing thousands and thousands of nuisance texts to ask "even after you changed your phone number?"

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Did you know Patrick isn't the only hard chargin', bar brawlin' badass in the marriage?

Niki looks the part of a messy, alcoholic, fighting barfly. Apart from one wedding photo, she always has a beer in her hand and always wears men’s sports jerseys, leggings, and flip-flops that show off her leg and foot tattoos. She’s quite literally more masculine than her husband.

Speaking of which, I’m surprised this hasn’t been shooped by the pests to reflect Patty’s love of what Tyrone brings to their marriage:



Patty is constitutionally incapable of being witty.

 

[r00]

I'm divided on how high I want to bid on some of his shit. While I'd like to own a little piece of Ricstory higher bids help Pat more than Quasi. The longer this nonsense goes on, the more he owes Quasi and the more likely he'll end up getting stuff like book rights.

I'd gladly throw in to take the many boxes of unsold books he has cluttering up the half house, just to have them all mulched

 

[Mr Moonface]

One of Pat's most prolific trolls is SpaceEdge, who is also known as 'Thomas Apostle'. A popular theory on the OnAForums is that Pat said he was 'Patrick Sean Thomas' because he was thinking about SpaceEdge during the hearing. SE decides to investigate:



Piggy trots out his fake victim routine again:



"You know that's a cyberstalker because I NEVER provide any sources for all the dumb shit that I tweet out" - Porktrick S. Piglinson.



This cap sums up piggy's great debating skills:



Pat is really upset that he can't openly groom children in Florida anymore:



NPD in a nutshell:

LITERALLY, child.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I hope Patty never, ever changes. This is the kind of batshittery few other lolcows provide — and he does so literally every day!

 

[JJLiautaud]

I hope Patty never, ever changes. This is the kind of batshittery few other lolcows provide — and he does so literally every day!

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Is there a way to get this image in the top text rotation?

 

[Ophelia]

One of Pat's most prolific trolls is SpaceEdge, who is also known as 'Thomas Apostle'. A popular theory on the OnAForums is that Pat said he was 'Patrick Sean Thomas' because he was thinking about SpaceEdge during the hearing. SE decides to investigate:

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Piggy trots out his fake victim routine again:

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"You know that's a cyberstalker because I NEVER provide any sources for all the dumb shit that I tweet out" - Porktrick S. Piglinson.

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This cap sums up piggy's great debating skills:

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Pat is really upset that he can't openly groom children in Florida anymore:

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NPD in a nutshell:

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LITERALLY, child.

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A man in his 40s wrote all this. At a time when other men have lives and careers and family, this one sits and farts while typing all this childish bullshit.

Spoiler: Little political sperging

Democrats banned Dr fucking Seuss and a bunch of books about people who detransitioned or have questions about how far kids who think they’re trans should go. Democrats kicked a sitting president off of most social media. Shut up, Pat. If parents want their kids to read those books, they can get them from Amazon. Unlike “If I Ran the Zoo.”

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

I'm not sure on the dates on this, but according to what I read about the California court interest, it's not compounding (and even if it was compounding interest, 2021-09-30 => 2022-02-25 would result in $982.63 of daily compounding interest at 10% yearly).


Assuming that it is just standard non-compounding yearly 10% interest, from my math working backwards, it seems the interest calculation they've done is based on starting on roughly August 24-25th, 2021. I don't know much about the legal history, is that possibly the date the fees were incurred or something like that?

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Every 5 years the principle is reset to include the accrued interest. It’s 10% annual for 5 years and it doesn’t compound, however every 5 years the principle is reset including the interest so it has the same effect every 5 years.

He’s fucked.

Edit / I typed that while busy on a work call, which is why it’s so retarded and redundantly worded lol , I could have fixed it instead of adding this edit but here we are.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

Patrick is fucking insane

 

[Caverlock]

I wonder how many thousands of rounds judgment debtor Patrick S. Tomlinson has been firing off at the range lately.

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(A, L)

"Sir...if you're just going to make 'pew pew' noises with your mouth, we're going to have to ask you to leave the range."

 

[RussianParasite]

A man in his 40s wrote all this. At a time when other men have lives and careers and family, this one sits and farts while typing all this childish bullshit.

He very much is up there in the “loser” category of Lolcows. Russel Greer may be a sex pest with grand delusions and a janitor job, Jake Alley may have never actually worked in his life and spends his days shut in his hovel on Twitter, but at least neither of them have abandoned their child.

Also, he is embarrassingly fat.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

I wonder how many thousands of rounds judgment debtor Patrick S. Tomlinson has been firing off at the range lately.

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"Sir...if you're just going to make 'pew pew' noises with your mouth, we're going to have to ask you to leave the range."

I feel like it's been a while since we've seen gun expert Rick. Just gonna skip over there's no way he could afford 100k+ rounds to fire, or no way he has time to shoot that much with his busy tweeting schedule, or that level of training would make him one of the top shooters in the country, or that we've never scene this extensive collection of his, or ask to see his practiscore and I'm just gonna point out this fat faggot has a Glock in 40sw.

 

[ShortBusDriver]

I wonder how many thousands of rounds judgment debtor Patrick S. Tomlinson has been firing off at the range lately.

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"Sir...if you're just going to make 'pew pew' noises with your mouth, we're going to have to ask you to leave the range."

There's no way he fires thousands of rounds per year, that goofy short video of him with his Glock looks like it's never even been fired.

There's none of the usual wear around the barrel and ejection port that you'd expect from firing, and there's no holster wear at all on the nose.

I had a 3rd Gen Glock 19, and I never cleaned that gun, and shot it all the time at the range and it looked like something that got shot all the time at the range.

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

wrong on every count, child.

 

[Gamercat]

I wonder how many thousands of rounds judgment debtor Patrick S. Tomlinson has been firing off at the range lately.

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"Sir...if you're just going to make 'pew pew' noises with your mouth, we're going to have to ask you to leave the range."

OH NOES HE HAS A GUN! I'M SOOOOOOO SACRED RIGHT NOW lmfao do it pussy