Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[AnOminous]

I had a 3rd Gen Glock 19, and I never cleaned that gun, and shot it all the time at the range and it looked like something that got shot all the time at the range.

This is how you can really tell a poseur. He doesn't cite any statistics, just that he's shot off more rounds than he can likely afford, since he has to buy a Mustang with an engine taken from a 2-stroke riding lawnmower from the 1950s. It's embarrassing. It can only move at 10 mph and if it tries to climb a hill it starts moving backwards. His neighbors laugh at him about this.

Also he's fat.

Also while he said he's shot off all these bullets, he didn't even claim he ever once actually hit anything.

 

[Meat Target]

There's no way he fires thousands of rounds per year, that goofy short video of him with his Glock looks like it's never even been fired.

There's none of the usual wear around the barrel and ejection port that you'd expect from firing, and there's no holster wear at all on the nose.

I had a 3rd Gen Glock 19, and I never cleaned that gun, and shot it all the time at the range and it looked like something that got shot all the time at the range.

No, child, he can do a reloading drill and scowl at you! He's a trained fighter, child! He'll spoonfeed you your teeth!

 

[Shaka Brah]

I wonder how many thousands of rounds judgment debtor Patrick S. Tomlinson has been firing off at the range lately.

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"Sir...if you're just going to make 'pew pew' noises with your mouth, we're going to have to ask you to leave the range."

It really creeps me out how he says "suckling infant." This is someone with a sick, sick mind.

 

[UnregisteredHypercam2]

Annabelle is now old enough to understand that the sperm donor who abandoned her has a taste for pepperoni à la nigger. I can’t wait till she’s an OnA pest who dresses like this for school picture day.

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I'm not suggesting that this happens, but it would be hilarious if Patrick's haters pooled together money and sent his kid to college or something like that. First, because it would be a legitimately positive thing for her and the parents (they seem nice, they probably deserve it).

Second, and much more importantly, it would eat at him like I imagine nothing else could. He would NEVER be able to bring it up, how could you possibly say the "cyber-terrorist stalkers" are putting your abandoned child through college?

The autistic OnA plague of locusts could actually say they paid more in child support than Patrick.

Better yet, Quasi could take the interest and send it straight to them. It would be the most complicated way to pay alimony you've ever seen. Again, not suggesting this actually happens, Quasi should spend that money however he damn well pleases (preferably at Hooligans because that, too, would be funny).

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Second, and much more importantly, it would eat at him like I imagine nothing else could.

Except for maybe Annabelle going full MAGA, working for Elon Musk, starting a global awareness campaign about the number of SFWA members who are convicted pedophiles, and naming her firstborn twin sons Opie and Anthony.

 

[AnOminous]

It really creeps me out how he says "suckling infant."

Imagine the internal mental landscape of someone who even would publicly use that as a phrase to describe someone he is thinking about.

Is it a good mind that has such thoughts?

 

[Mr Moonface]

I love when twitter normies are exposed to his childing:



They come to the same conclusion as everyone else on the internet - Patrick Tomlinson is a fucking creep.

 

[Goofy Logic]

I wonder how many thousands of rounds judgment debtor Patrick S. Tomlinson has been firing off at the range lately.

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"Sir...if you're just going to make 'pew pew' noises with your mouth, we're going to have to ask you to leave the range."

Me have gun. Friends want me gun banned. Me fire gun. Me fire gun many times.

Me scary.

 

[AnOminous]

I love when twitter normies are exposed to his childing:

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They come to the same conclusion as everyone else on the internet - Patrick Tomlinson is a fucking creep.

What mentally normal person would have bizarre delusions that anyone who addresses him is a child that he wants to fuck.

 

[AprilRains]

I have fired barely a thousand rounds on the range in the last year, and I guarantee you that's more than Fatrick ever will.

For one thing, he never comments on the price of ammunition. Even at my level of consumption, it's a significant expenditure, especially in recent years. Moreover, it's hard to get all the ammunition I want, even for ready money. Fatrick never says one word about it in all of his tweets about his life.

The video of him drawing his Glock is another tipoff. He has to jiggle his love handles out of the way to clear leather, and he's clearly not used to that. I doubt he has practiced his fast draw since he put on all that lard. That's been a few years.

Fucking poseur.

 

[Kerr Avon]

He doesn't cite any statistics

The Twitter addict fears the ratio.

 

[Gamercat]

if there's one time keffals "ratioing" people was actually useful it would be now.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Imagine the internal mental landscape of someone who even would publicly use that as a phrase to describe someone he is thinking about.

Is it a good mind that has such thoughts?

The best part is that he thinks it makes him sound clever and intimidating, no matter how many people tell him point-blank he sounds like a fucking creep. I guarantee none of his acquaintances with families will let Patty anywhere near their kids. This is the correct call.

 

[Patrick X Tomlinson]

if there's one time keffals "ratioing" people was actually useful it would be now.

"I've always wanted to ratio a fat faggot with bitch tits." Fatso takes ratios almost as seriously as that tranny does.

 

[Ophelia]

Russel Greer may be a sex pest with grand delusions and a janitor job, Jake Alley may have never actually worked in his life and spends his days shut in his hovel on Twitter, but at least neither of them have abandoned their child.

It’s ultimately a good thing he doesn’t have custody, but he should financially contribute to the daughter’s upkeep. Except he can’t because he’s a superloser.

I love when twitter normies are exposed to his childing:

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Spoiler: “Name one”

”Name one opposing voice democrats have silenced.”
Donald Trump, child.

 

[Smoke Manmuscle]

Assuming a conservative estimate of 5,000 rounds a year out of his GLOCK 9mm and that he is firing factory brass cased ammo (no filthy Russian steel cased for Fatrick) he is looking $1,500 dollars he should be spending paying Quasi.

 

[Big moth tiddies]

There is no quicker way to make a judge roll their eyes than to go into court and start your argument with some bullshit like this.
You know the entire time he was biting his lip to bleeding to keep from calling the judge "child."

 

[instythot]

Except for maybe Annabelle going full MAGA, working for Elon Musk, starting a global awareness campaign about the number of SFWA members who are convicted pedophiles, and naming her firstborn twin sons Opie and Anthony.

I think the thing that eats at him the most is knowing that people are downvoting his tweets, but not having any way of knowing which account did it and how many times it happened.

Elon willing, people will soon start getting downvote notifications periodically but still without any indication of which tweet, how many downvotes or who provided them

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Assuming a conservative estimate of 5,000 rounds a year out of his GLOCK 9mm and that he is firing factory brass cased ammo (no filthy Russian steel cased for Fatrick) he is looking $1,500 dollars he should be spending paying Quasi.

Which is generous because all I'm aware he has is a Glock Forty and a PS90, and 5.7 is not a cheap round even pre-pandemic.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The entire hearing was comedy gold, but this exchange might be the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever read in a court transcript:



I hope the pests tweet this image at him whenever he needs a reminder that even a judge who’s accustomed to dealing with the dregs of society found him to be thick as pig shit.