Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[DumbDude42]

France is only lashing out at the pole because the french suck. Maricon only does this shit because of some random slight he decided the Poles did aganist france. its just him having a nigger moment, like when he decided to go full napoleon after biden fucked them over on that submarine deal. he just spergs and says shit that doesn't mean anything. and you can tell that french aren't people because they're going to reelect him

macron is on edge because french presidential election is happening on april 10, just 2 days from now
larping as napoleon 4 is his way of trying to boost popular support to stay in office

 

[bread n circuses]

lol calm down you fucking faggot. Unlike your third world dictatorial shithole, my country hasn't even begun to ration yet

I'm not going to argue with you since it would shit up the thread and I know from the vaccine thread that you can literally sperg until the end of time. I just want you to remember that your country is a North Korea tier disgrace and you will die poor

Whenever anyone says the Russians are mad, I’m reminded that the seething rage is all coming from ameripigs who are pissing their pants about Russia not listening to the UN or whatever. Putin isn’t gonna force you to get some exercise or take away your burgers, your trough will stay overflowing.

Just take some deep breaths and calm down, it’s not good for fatties to get this worked up.

 

[Pork Packer]

Oh yeah, not like people had their cities shelled and their friends killed in the Donbass for the last 8 years or anything.

Look on the bright side, atleast they got a headstart in turning into the continent spanning boreal congo that is russia's future.

Tell you what if you have any reasonably attractive siblings I will mail you a whole bag of potatoes if you put them in a crate and send them my way once your economy hits super-90s.

 

[UmQasaan]

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Turns out vatniks already admited shooting this rocket at fleeing civilians and pat themselves on back for doing so! They even warned "their people" not to take train before this war crime.

Of course it was deleted as soon as they realized killing civilians is bad optics.

The sperging propaganda telegrams aren’t really a smoking gun. From the beginning of the both sides wanted to be the first to report on any information in order to look as “well informed” as possible. They have about as much merit as the mobile crematoriums and the Cuck of Kyiv.

 

[draggs]

Lol ok Goebbels. Pollacks need to mind their own business and stay out of Ukraine before their shithole country ends up as an artillery testing ground.

Is there anything funnier than a Russiaboo threatening a country richer and stronger than Ukraine after six weeks of Russia being unable to conquer Ukraine?

 

[Elbereth]

Lol ok Goebbels. Pollacks need to mind their own business and stay out of Ukraine before their shithole country ends up as an artillery testing ground.

Russia so far have troubles invading Ukraine.

What they would send to fight Poland or any other NATO country? Cadets? Teenagers? Retirees?

 

[Übertroon]

What did he mean by this?

 

[bread n circuses]

What did he mean by this?

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He’s giving a nod to the ethnic groups that are disproportionately fighting and dying for him. Seems pretty obvious.

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

What did he mean by this?

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Sounds like he's just trying to appeal to Russian unity to me. Saying how all of the various ethic groups are part of one united Russia.

 

[biozeminadae1]

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Shelling of Donbass is some pussy shit compared to war crimes, the killing and raping in Ukraine.

It's almost like if Ukraine tried that shit, Russia would have invaded sooner.

 

[White_N]

What did he mean by this?

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Russian type of multiculturalism larp

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Look on the bright side, atleast they got a headstart in turning into the continent spanning boreal congo that is russia's future.

Tell you what if you have any reasonably attractive siblings I will mail you a whole bag of potatoes if you put them in a crate and send them my way once your economy hits super-90s.

Maybe you should spend less time tard raging on the internet and more practicing unplugging toilets. At least then you'll have some useful skills that will benefit you and your "great" nation, lol.

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[Übertroon]

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Well sharing some memes for today, brought to you by Z.

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Also lol at Belarus.

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Spoiler: Memez

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That's a lot of anime my brother in christ

 

[Elbereth]

It's almost like if Ukraine tried that shit, Russia would have invaded sooner.

During Russian invasion THE HORRIBLE SHELLING OF DONBASS didnt even came up as a reason.

They reached for it latter, as it didnt turned out as planned and they needed to scrap every reason for invasion they have.

 

[Pork Packer]

You're literally A-Logging an entire nation.

Thanks for noticing!

There's nothing hilarious about conscripts (unwilling soldiers) suffering and dying unless you're mentally ill.

Yeah there is. Especially if those conscripts acted like literal congo nigger militia, especially if those conscripts were literally and unironically assraped in the barracks as an initiation before being sent to die, and ESPECIALLY if it upsets the autists on this thread.

 

[Almighty MoeBro Nation]

Whenever anyone says the Russians are mad, I’m reminded that the seething rage is all coming from ameripigs who are pissing their pants about Russia not listening to the UN or whatever. Putin isn’t gonna force you to get some exercise or take away your burgers, your trough will stay overflowing.

Just take some deep breaths and calm down, it’s not good for fatties to get this worked up.

Jabbing at national steriotypes won't change the fact that this war is illegal and Putin is a war criminal, you aids riddled alcoholic mess

Lol ok Goebbels. Pollacks need to mind their own business and stay out of Ukraine before their shithole country ends up as an artillery testing ground.

If this meme invasion is anything to go by, Poland has nothing to fear

 

[biozeminadae1]

Is there anything funnier than a Russiaboo threatening a country richer and stronger than Ukraine after six weeks of Russia being unable to conquer Ukraine?

The thing is - Moscow at its weakest couldn't be gutted by Poland, whereas Russia has partitioned Poland like three or four times.

Jabbing at national steriotypes won't change the fact that this war is illegal and Putin is a war criminal, you aids riddled alcoholic mess


If this meme invasion is anything to go by, Poland has nothing to fear

What is a legal war?

 

[Shiawase]

Thanks for noticing!

Yeah there is. Especially if those conscripts acted like literal congo nigger militia, especially if those conscripts were literally and unironically assraped in the barracks as an initiation before being sent to die, and ESPECIALLY if it upsets the autists on this thread.

So it's more hilarious for rape victims to suffer and die? Get out of here with your busted-ass logic.

 

[Elbereth]

The thing is - Moscow at its weakest couldn't be gutted by Poland, whereas Russia has partitioned Poland like three or four times.

LOL, russia cockrider.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Jabbing at national steriotypes won't change the fact that this war is illegal and Putin is a war criminal, you aids riddled alcoholic mess


If this meme invasion is anything to go by, Poland has nothing to fear

The only thing Poland has to fear is Germany inventing a self-cleaning toilet.