Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%
  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%
  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%
  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%
  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%
  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%

  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
Serious moment : suicide is not a joke. The people that suggest others do it are uber cringe, and probably more pathetic than our cheeb.
Logging onto kiwifarms and typing "serious moment" and explaining comedy is bad is most definitely beyond uber cringe, and certainly pathetic. Hopefully you're a man so you have a decently high suicide rate so we don't get any more stupid comments.

Don't forget to tell us why rape isn't funny too (except when it happens to women)

I’m convinced he got so little traction that he has to call it off. I mean how many people can probably exist that give the tiniest fuck about chibi?

On top of that the massive amount of troll replies he likely got did their their part for sure.
lol, ok troll, like anyone on twitter doesn't want to win the chance to see him put on his coat. kinda cringe bro
 
Serious moment : suicide is not a joke. The people that suggest others do it are uber cringe, and probably more pathetic than our cheeb.
If Chibi kills himself I just hope he doesn't try to do it in some big way that traumatizes or potentially hurts others as one last cry for attention.
I would really prefer if it'd be quiet.
 
As annoying as low effort cowtippers are advicefags are arguably much worse. We need giant red text at the top of the OP threatening death via fire pit if you try to lecture Chibi about why he needs fix his shit. You’re not the first, and you won’t be the last, to point out that being a terminally online faggot whose entire sense of self worth is tied to Twitter likes isn’t beneficial in any capacity.
To be fair that's because he's a master manipulator. He even had me fooled at the beginning and had me feel sorry for him. I even posted an advicefag post around 200 pages ago. (jesus this thread goes fast) That was before I observed him for a few months and learned what a selfish, manipulative asshole he is.

I think posting evidence of his manipulative behavior, such as the infamous among us stream or him cheating in basic programming, in the OP and explaining why he can't be helped is a better choice than just downdooting advicefags with stickers and telling them to kys themselves.
 
As annoying as low effort cowtippers are advicefags are arguably much worse. We need giant red text at the top of the OP threatening death via fire pit if you try to lecture Chibi about why he needs fix his shit. You’re not the first, and you won’t be the last, to point out that being a terminally online faggot whose entire sense of self worth is tied to Twitter likes isn’t beneficial in any capacity.
I favour the Attenborough approach to cows: You sit back, observe, and let nature take its course. The one exception is Ethan Ralph, because you can bully that man into doing literally anything and the results are always hilarious.
One thing I think we can all agree on is that “rope to hang yourself Chibi lolol” falls under the “not” category.
That's the point. The caveman moment and everything else were funny because they were original and organic; a dozen retards spamming 'I really would prefer if you would be quiet/kill yourself/any other dead Chibi meme' in response to everything he says on twitter is literal A-Log shit.

Now, onto the more pressing matter off how I'd prefer Adam to an hero: I want him to set himself on fire in the middle of the AGDQ hall. Bonus points if the runner ignores it and the announcer keeps reading donations while Chibi screams in the background and the crowd applauds.
 
If Chibi could kill himself in such a way that either some swelling violin music or epic Marvel film music plays in his head he'd do that. He wrestles some evil rapist to the ground for a girl and he ends up getting stabbed. Failing that, he pushes a friend out of the way of a falling rock that smacks him in the head
 
Serious moment : suicide is not a joke. The people that suggest others do it are uber cringe, and probably more pathetic than our cheeb.
Do you have any idea where you are nigger? There are no Twitter or Reddit updoots to be had here, take your moralfagging somewhere else.
If Chibi kills himself he’d better jump from a high place, for obvious reasons.
He would never, how can you beg for sympathy when you’re dead? The best we’d get from cheebs is a half assed attempt leaving himself mangled so he could wave it in everyone’s faces for asspats in a manner that would make Russell Greer cringe. But cheebs is too stupid and cowardly to go that far, it would never happen.
 
Anyone defending the suicide troll is a fucking retard. Not even because it was mean spirited, it just wasn't funny. Calling his mom and telling her that chibi sent nudes to an underage girl was fucking funny. Catfishing chibi into sending the bigboy video was fucking funny, If you are gonna troll chibi, do shit like that. Just telling him to kill himself was gay as fuck
 
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Taking bets that this means either:
  1. Florida Arc is over. His future housemates realized who he really was and squashed the whole thing.
  2. AT&T Transfer won't go through. Boss is done with Adam and rejected his transfer (still related to Florida Arc but just a different trust failure)
  3. An e-thot finally put him in his place for the 10th time in his life and he just can't believe it
 
Taking bets that this means either:
  1. Florida Arc is over. His future housemates realized who he really was and squashed the whole thing.
  2. AT&T Transfer won't go through. Boss is done with Adam and rejected his transfer (still related to Florida Arc but just a different trust failure)
  3. An e-thot finally put him in his place for the 10th time in his life and he just can't believe it
I am tied between 1 and 3. Probably 3. I know for a fact it's not 2 because he would have wrote a passive-aggressive post about how his boss and his job sucks instead of a pity post.
 
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