Cactuar King
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Yeah, but his twiggy little noodle arms would snap like dry branches.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Methinks the pests need to remind him of his loving friendship with his pedophile fans, especially on Twitter where people might not realize Patrick luxuriates in surrounding himself with pedophiles.
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I think it's a safe bet he's not shooting the same amount of rounds in target practice as law enforcement officers would, but all the ingested lead would explain his mental illness.
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And that's for standard 5.56, 5.7x28 is about a dollar a round right now.
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I decide who is really American, child.
Piggy is making new friends.
Believe all women, EXCEPT Tara Reade, child.
Wrestling with an imposter child.
I don't have to provide any evidence for all the dumb shit that I say. The nerve!
Piggy defaming Kyle Rittenhouse again:
Oh my goodness, child.
Piggy sucks at biology:
Pat really wants to be able to groom children in Florida again. Ends with "Oh honey":
Piggy gives his opinion on sex:
Piggy is making new friends.
Believe all women, EXCEPT Tara Reade, child.
Wrestling with an imposter child.
I don't have to provide any evidence for all the dumb shit that I say. The nerve!
Piggy defaming Kyle Rittenhouse again:
Oh my goodness, child.
Piggy sucks at biology:
Pat really wants to be able to groom children in Florida again. Ends with "Oh honey":
Piggy gives his opinion on sex:
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He constantly tells ridiculous lies that anyone remotely familiar with the subject he's talking about would instantly know were lies. It's embarrassing. Why do these cringelords still make me cringe?
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He's just so fucking fat. Has anyone here mentioned how fat this tubster is? Because he's PHAT
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Imagine being you. You have Patrick, and you miss that he's obese. He's overweight. His BMI is through the roof. He's so fat that when he sits around the house, he's really FAT. He's not just obese either. He's not even just morbidly obese. He's GIGA-OBESE.
Also, he has a lispy gay voice, but that's not the most important thing about his voice. The most important thing about his voice is that it is FAT.
And you also forgot that he is corpulent. He is not Rubensian, as that implies some level of attractiveness. He is in the obligatory territory of comparing him to Baron Harkonnen that any grotesquely adipose person connected to SF is in.
Things that he is not are "portly" and "stout." Both of these terms connote someone Falstaffian, someone who could be your best buddy, but he's also fat. Being your friend, though, you would always use adjectives that basically connote "yeah he's fat but he's cool too."
For people like Fat Rick, you reserve the lowest of the adjectives referring to body mass. He is not merely fat, he is obese. He is not merely obese, he is corpulent, "corpulent" being the best English adjective that merely denotes a certain level of adipose content in a person, but the connotations are full of pure evil. As "portly" is to "fat but a cool dude to party with," "corpulent" is "fat and also he'd molest and murder your kids."
I guess what I'm trying to say is Rick is corpulent.
And I thought the narrative was Will Smith just completely got away with it. Incidentally, if it hadn't been at the Oscars, he would have. No cop with a dick larger than a Tic-Tac would arrest anyone for that weak-ass slap.
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Yeah, it was ~$35 for a box of fifty even before the idiocy started. Sold my Five-seveN years ago because I didn't see it getting cheaper and that's way too expensive for what it is. And that P90 takes fifty rounds to the full mag IIRC. Fifty bucks a mag dump for what's basically a range toy is way too much.
What I'm basically saying is Patrick is overweight and is clinging onto a gun that was New Hotness back when Al Gore was still contesting Florida ballots.
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Rick is fat and only the most desperate chubby chasers would have sex with him.
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secret friday stream, lot of patrick talk, currently going over patricks old stand up bits
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Except that's exactly how it works in biology. Has Patrick ever tried to bring up XXY and XYY chromosomes as a counter argument while not realizing that they're genetic diseases? I feel like that's something he'd end up doing.
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Patrick writes about imaginary science, atalker. He doesn't understand actual science, child.
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How is
How it possible for someone to unironcally be so condescending? You could cut out 1 or 2 full paragraphs of condescending dickheadedness and still get the point across
I could see Tomlinchild accidentally get into it as a gainer
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Pat! No!
Disagreeing with Johnny boy? It really has been a tough week for our piglet.
Disagreeing with Johnny boy? It really has been a tough week for our piglet.
Cactuar King
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And of course he's a fedora tipping europhic too.
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What in the fugg, Flynt sounds half-sane.
And Fatprick cannot put his political goals before his contempt and ideology, because he's a midwit. And fat. And a faggot. A fat faggot. A fat faggot with bitchtits.
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He actually says relatively sane, centrist-Democrat-y things a lot; it's just that people like us automatically disregard them because we know that he considers such advice a fine thing for other people to live by, not him. His own actions show that he doesn't actually believe any of it. Thus, it is a surprise when he comes across as the sane one.
Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd
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It's a typo. He meant to write that he "Forgot how much" he ate today. We all know the answer. A lot.