Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Big moth tiddies said:
There is no quicker way to make a judge roll their eyes than to go into court and start your argument with some bullshit like this.
You know the entire time he was biting his lip to bleeding to keep from calling the judge "child."

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And the absolute drooling idiot doesn't realize he literally threw out his own case in the first 30 seconds when he said this shit. He is literally claiming he is being stalked and harassed by a guy he's never even seen, who he invited to show up at his favorite dive bar, who offered to meet him for perfectly peaceful activities homosexuality.

He was too fat and drunk to accommodate this, so the defendant left. He never even had to see the defendant, who had only accosted him in hilarious and funny text messages that Pat was so embarrassed by (because of their obvious truth) that he was actually pretty desperate that the judge not actually see the transactions between these two fags.

The actual judicial result? In the contest of utter fags, Pat definitely beat out the vastly less faggy Nadolski, or whatever. I mean seriously, the dude has a Kiwi Farms account, you can't really trust him, can you?
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
The entire hearing was comedy gold, but this exchange might be the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever read in a court transcript:

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I hope the pests tweet this image at him whenever he needs a reminder that even a judge who’s accustomed to dealing with the dregs of society found him to be thick as pig shit.
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As much as the rascals are going to be excited to throw the best of the hearing (which might as well just be random passages, it's all gold), I sure hope they don't forget to remind Patrick of how retarded he was to suggest that people take on tank battalions with water balloons
 
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instythot said:
As much as the rascals are going to be excited to throw the best of the hearing (which might as well just be random passages, it's all gold), I sure hope they don't forget to remind Patrick of how retarded he was to suggest that people take on tank battalions with water balloons
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The water balloon thing went semi-viral and is known by many. I’m especially interested in seeing Patty’s lesser known howlers getting in front of as many people as possible. He deserves to be laughed at, ridiculed and exterminated.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
I hope the pests tweet this image at him whenever he needs a reminder that even a judge who’s accustomed to dealing with the dregs of society found him to be thick as pig shit.
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I just like the concept of forcing a man to see his own words when he is constitutionally incapable of just admitting "well okay that particular thing I said was really dumb."
 
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AnOminous said:
I just like the concept of forcing a man to see his own words when he is constitutionally incapable of just admitting "well okay that particular thing I said was really dumb."
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I wonder. If people tweeted fairly old Pat content back at him without attributing it, would he call them and their ideas stupid?
 
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As a masochist retard (I am a hopeless optimistic loser) that volunteers with the homeless and drug addicts (aka people that do moronic shit in court) Pat got an absurdly patient judge.

Also his boast he has shot more shit than his trolls can list off.

Is he boasting he has shot minority children? That isn't very woke.
 
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SixPennyWalnut said:
From onaforums, I’m not sure where we are at with the pearl clutching “no trolling” kiwi’s now but it’s funny so who cares
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I've always taken the "no trolling" thing as more of a loose standard that exists mostly to protect the forum itself than an actual hard rule based on some unwavering moral ethic. It's like, if you do decide to troll someone, don't mention KF in it and don't act like you speak for or represent the forum itself in any way, because this is a large group of people and we don't all agree with you or each other. Also, don't come back here to brag about it looking to garner "Internet cred" and ass pats; it's in poor taste. Mainly though, if you do troll someone and you do something stupid that gets yourself caught or in some sort of bind, don't expect anyone here to do anything other than mercilessly mock you for it. Some people definitely have their pet lolcows (like Null's former soft spot for Chris) that they pity and want to protect from harm, but there are others like Patrick or Ethan Ralph or the Zoosadists who are completely irredeemable where I think for the most part people are either indifferent, hate them with a justified fury or just love to watch them get their shit pushed in because it's fucking hysterical.

A side note: There have also been cases where people who are garbage at trolling have ruined cows through their retarded antics or otherwise obscured their activities. A recent example involves Isabella Janke of Chris-raping-his-mother fame. Her new Instagram and fake identity were recently found and people were watching it, keeping tabs and seeing what nonsense she was up to now. Some retard decided to actually post on her Instagram, likely after seeing the thread, asking if she was Isabella and then minutes later it went private, now hiding it from everyone. Sometimes trolls are idiots, don't do anything funny and just fuck shit up.
 
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He's still childing people:

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Also Pat's pedophile friend Paul Weimer (who was busted with pictures of naked children in his online photo albums) has finally unlocked his twitter account:

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Pat congratulates him... Oh wait...:

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Caverlock said:
I wonder how many thousands of rounds judgment debtor Patrick S. Tomlinson has been firing off at the range lately.

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I'm curious, what else does Patrick think about guns? Well, he thinks mentally ill 15 year olds shouldn't have them. Fair enough.
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However, he also thinks it is a "great idea" to have all 5th and 6th graders (10-12 year olds) learn to shoot in public school.
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Pat loves to make his lib friends blush with his .22, and he doesn't want them taken away! However the people of Chicago should absolutely not have any haram Indianan guns.
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Not trying to state any political opinion, just pointing out his bizarre, hypocritical takes.

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Do you think he's jealous? The newer Prius models get 50mpg or more. A bullit mustang gets a whopping 15 city/23 hwy. Those $4+ gas prices must hurt when you're 5 figures in debt. You might want to upgrade, Pat.
 
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Caverlock said:
I wonder how many thousands of rounds judgment debtor Patrick S. Tomlinson has been firing off at the range lately.

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"Sir...if you're just going to make 'pew pew' noises with your mouth, we're going to have to ask you to leave the range."
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Firing your toy gun at the TV every time a Republican appears doesn't count as "thousands of rounds sent downrange."
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
I’ve always wondered why the pests don’t confront Patty about his many pedo pals. If they have and I’ve missed it, please be so kind as to share screens.
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It's been done many times over the years. Three of his pedo pals are either currently incarcerated for their crimes or have spent time in prison, for these guys Pat denies he was ever friends with them, despite all the evidence to the contrary. I don't have any caps on hand but others might.

Paul Weimer is a different matter. Paul came to the attention of the pests when he bragged about submitting fraudulent DMCAs against the OnASubreddit when it existed. His online footprint was looked into and the rascals were disgusted to find that Paul had naked pictures of a child on his online photo albums. This child belonged to a family (The Olsons) that Paul was staying with at the time. There were also some upskirt pictures of a little girl on a swing.

Pat defends Paul, and he's not alone. The entire SFWA has Paul's back, and he's certainly not the first creep they've defended. He's a cap of Paul defending himself:

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And that's how Pat and the rest of the SFWA see it as well. Anyone who has a problem with Paul taking naked pictures of someone else's child is a pervert, likely projecting their own issues outward.

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Blood Bath & Beyond said:
A side note: There have also been cases where people who are garbage at trolling have ruined cows through their retarded antics or otherwise obscured their activities. A recent example involves Isabella Janke of Chris-raping-his-mother fame. Her new Instagram and fake identity were recently found and people were watching it, keeping tabs and seeing what nonsense she was up to now. Some retard decided to actually post on her Instagram, likely after seeing the thread, asking if she was Isabella and then minutes later it went private, now hiding it from everyone. Sometimes trolls are idiots, don't do anything funny and just fuck shit up.
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Yeah dude, and in these situations, stay the fuck away. Use Geiger counters and shit. Consider certain events the elephant's fort. Or I dunno, just unleash pure insanity on the world, but if you do, don't waste the opportunity, just REALLY FUCK ALL THE SHIT UP I mean do some peace, mean. I don't mean really destroy EVERYTHING.
 
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Mr Moonface said:
Paul Weimer is a different matter. Paul came to the attention of the pests when he bragged about submitting fraudulent DMCAs against the OnASubreddit when it existed. His online footprint was looked into and the rascals were disgusted to find that Paul had naked pictures of a child on his online photo albums. This child belonged to a family (The Olsons) that Paul was staying with at the time. There were also some upskirt pictures of a little girl on a swing.

Pat defends Paul, and he's not alone. The entire SFWA has Paul's back, and he's certainly not the first creep they've defended. He's a cap of Paul defending himself:
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Do you have the caps of when he admitted his own mother called him a loser?
 
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