You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

[Hoodie]

People that talk about how depressed and miserable they are, and refuse to do something about it, like get professional help. Or those assholes who if you give them a compliment, they never take it because they're so negative and depressed.

at that point it's a pity party. Get help, or shut the fuck up. You bring down everyone's mood about how you wanna kill yourself. Go see a therapist, or just do a flip already.

It's worse when you gotta be nice to them otherwise you're the asshole instead of Debbie Downer.

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

when I'm looking through xvideos and the category changes from gay to straight. even when I type obviously gay terms.

 

[Lawltism]

We haven't gotten a single correct fast food or even restraunt order in months (all simple orders, no special instructions) and I feel so close to becoming transKaren.

 

[Boom Boss]

My neighbors keep stomping up and down the stairs. Fucking loud assholes.

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

I go to a gym in the next town over to avoid being around lower class people. I don't want to workout with Mexican Guidos who slam/misplace weights and bring their screaming kids and abulitas when the gym staff does nothing about it. I don't want to see joggers wearing BLM shit, being shirtless, barefoot, and sweating all over equipment. A gym should not be humid inside and have functioning A/C. There are Blacks and Mexicans who know how to act right in the gym, but the correlation between what I see is astounding. The nice gym I go to seems like it's getting pozzed. Seriously, who leaves open containers on gym equipment they're not even using? Niggerfaggotry is unacceptable and will be reported by Monday.

Sincerely, a pissed off octoroon.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

The concept of a lunk alarm. While panic attacks are technically exercise, they are not enjoyable exercise.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I feel like there's going to be another big thing happening soon.

I'm tired of evil having so much power over the world.

 

[Coffee Druid]

When someone you work for sends a package in the mail and doesn't give you a freaking tracking number and it feels like it's your fault you can't figure out where it is in the aether that is the US mailing system. Go dig it out of your files, I've done everything I can and I have no further responsibility until you check on it.

 

[Helium Bubble]

Oh, this just started.

Our online computer based annual training at work. It starts notifying you when you're 90 days out from expiring.

"Dear Helium Bubble, in order to be compliant you must complete the [name of bullshit cert] online course within 89 days."

There are sixty-something of these to do every year, and you get a notification for each one, once a week, until you complete it.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

People who start hanging out with violent excons and act surprised when the violent excon acts like a violent excon and has the social circle of a violent excon. Gee, how could your current dilemma have been prevented?

 

[seri0us]

People who start hanging out with violent excons and act surprised when the violent excon acts like a violent excon and has the social circle of a violent excon. Gee, how could your current dilemma have been prevented?

what happened that made you think of this?

 

[AnOminous]

People who keep their porn files literally in plain sight (i.e. videos folder, documents yada yada) where anybody can see on their pc. atleast keep the files encrypted in it's own folder. you don't even have to be sneaky about the name either.

A real man just leaves his porn up on the desktop with icons so you can tell exactly what porn you're clicking on.

 

[Sugriva]

My new roommate won't ever close his door, so I have to hear whatever dogshit anime he's watching, or when he's in voice chat yelling into the mic. For fuck's sake I work all day and I just want some peace and quiet when I get home.

The worst though is when I wake up in the middle of the night and have to piss. I have to walk down the hallway towards his room to get to the bathroom, and he's always awake. There's this awkward micro-interaction I have to have with him where he'll just watch me come down the hall from his bed, and I can see him staring at me through the light of his tv. Maybe I'm the crazy one, but I don't like this at all. I just want to be able to piss and go back to bed without having to lock eyes with this guy.

I think I'll just start pissing out the window.

 

[AnOminous]

I think I'll just start pissing out the window.

Why the wait?

Also insult his waifu.

 

[Jason Wynn]

What kind of asshole does their week’s shopping at a convenience store? Stopped at one yesterday to grab a pack of cigarettes and got behind some trashy fucker with his two deathfat kids buying about $80 worth of shit. The whole point of a convenience store is grabbing a couple things and getting out quickly. Go fuck off to your beloved Walmart if you need to blow all of your monthly food stamps on Twinkies.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

what happened that made you think of this?

I'm the captive audience of a complete idiot and felt like vaguing on a fat tranny stalking website.

 

[The Deep State]

College students that don't know how to spell or use punctuation.

This usually means they meet the diversity quota which is probably the only reason they got in.

 

[seri0us]

I'm the captive audience of a complete idiot and felt like vaguing on a fat tranny stalking website.

Send me your location and photo and I'll rescue you.

 

[A Grey Cat]

What kind of asshole does their week’s shopping at a convenience store? Stopped at one yesterday to grab a pack of cigarettes and got behind some trashy fucker with his two deathfat kids buying about $80 worth of shit.

Welcome to America Mr. Frye, almost makes you wish Russia would shift their efforts to us doesn't it?


anyways pissed off tax: Stores that sell only products that are "made by a company run by women/poc's/native Americans ect" and extra points if they brag about it. I once saw a little craft and candle shop that had almost all it's products have a label like that on them and a big sign by the counter that says "we donate a portion of proceeds to BLM and the local lbtgqxyz123 community center." Yeah good luck staying in business if you're donating your profits to pay for rioters to get bailed out.

 

[The Curmudgeon]

I hate all the mindless hero worship of celebrities and politicians. I know I'm not the only one to feel this way, but I needed to get it out of my system. What really grinds my gears is when people simp for their favorite celebs. Their efforts will never be appreciated, much less noticed. It's a waste of time, effort, and brain power to dote on the rich and famous who will never recipocate anyway.