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The troll tipping I can't stand. I think those people low key Phil fans just as much as his dents. The majority of time the troll tips arent funny in the slightest
Or at a point in time they were funny, but that was over many many years ago when people first started using those original jokes. People copying other funny things trolls have said is nothing new in the DSP sphere, so I kind off expect the same jokes to show up from time to time, but "troll" tipping/superchatting is stupid either way though, the bottom line is you are financially supporting Phil, you're not really fucking with him in any way (and if a meanie troll word does manage to bruise his ego, it's like what, 1 in a 100 troll superchat/tip, that's not a good hit rate).
 
Kinda doesn't help that there aren't a lot of people making TIHYDP's now, unless they decide to go back and do them on older kahntent, which was where Phil was more susceptible to purposefully demonstrating his shitty skills but at the same time not sounding bored out of his mind and somewhat engaged.

I won't power level, but I tend to be one of the more vehement critics of Phil and all the shit he does, but I will hand this to him that Phil really has managed to make it very difficult (although not impossible) for detractors to milk this sort of cow, he's just become far too boring overall, he's gone very much out of his way to play easy mode handholding and walking simulator games, and If he does play a game with even a slither of challenge halting his progress, it's easy to tell when he's reading up on shit to beat the game with prior knowledge, pretty much making the playthrough ineligible to see any genuine enjoyment in both a dent head fan or troll/detractor.

The money buff he receives has also helped him. You know what he has actually changed, but not for the better from our perspective, he's become just far too fixated on his monetary goals and it's basically ground hog day now with how much he brings it up whenever he needs to remind people and he really needs support to "pay his bills" otherwise he literally doesn't know what else to do.
 
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Kinda doesn't help that there aren't a lot of people making TIHYDP's now, unless they decide to go back and do them on older kahntent, which was where Phil was more susceptible to purposefully demonstrating his shitty skills but at the same time not sounding bored out of his mind and somewhat engaged.

I won't power level, but I tend to be one of the more vehement critics of Phil and all the shit he does, but I will hand this to him that Phil really has managed to make it very difficult (although not impossible) for detractors to milk this sort of cow, he's just become far too boring overall, he's gone very much out of his way to play easy mode handholding and walking simulator games, and If he does play a game with even a slither of challenge halting his progress, it's easy to tell when he's reading up on shit to beat the game with prior knowledge, pretty much making the playthrough ineligible to see any genuine enjoyment in both a dent head fan or troll/detractor.

The money buff he receives has also helped him. You know what he has actually changed, but not for the better from our perspective, he's become just far too fixated on his monetary goals and it's basically ground hog day now with how much he brings it up whenever he needs to remind people and he really needs support to "pay his bills" otherwise he literally doesn't know what else to do.
Right, and one thing I've noticed is that TIHYDPs nowadays focus on him being toxic at chat and begging, being a shitty gamer has become secondary just like on the raw schtreems. Unless the stars align and he plays a game that he spends more time raging at than begging it's basically impossible to salvage a half-decent TIHYDP out of it. What was the last games he played that spawned actually entertaining TIHYDPs. Donkey Kong or the Crash Team Racing remake? Both of those came out more than 2 years ago.
 
Phil made a series of weird statements about Jasper being 'unavailable' for streams because of 'scheduling'. Jasper is a very in-demand kitty. I'll also point out that he was paid $2k with the stretch goal being that Jasper would be a recurring part of the streams.
He said that he has left the door open recently, and Jasper hasn't been coming in. This included during his birthday stream. However, we conveniently have no way of seeing the state of the door or if Jasper is in the room and Phil is just not acknowledging him.
He then reiterates that he can't leave the door open for Jasper to come in when Kat is home because he is so loud, his voice booms all over the house. A wise move may be to turn up his mic gain and stop yelling so much in an empty room, but we're well past that being a reasonable move.

So let's connect the dots here.
"Scheduling" is our power word here. Because there's only one schedule that affects Jasper, and it isn't Jasper's.
Jasper is appearing on stream less because Kat is home more, but Phil doesn't want to admit that she is now working even less than she was before. This word salad is all to smokescreen that core issue.

Also, once again, because I can't get over how retarded this is, Phil stresses that he can't shut Jasper in the room because Jasper doesn't like being cooped up in one room for an extended period of time.
But he locks Jasper in his bedroom at night. Which is the absolute stupidest time to lock a cat in a room. But somehow that isn't a problem.

So he's not calling it 'Skyrim After Dark' because he can't use the intro. But he also says that he can't do it because it's light out. It was light out most of the time that he was calling it 'Skyrim After Dark'.
If I made an intro calling the prestream the "Cuck Hour", would he start calling it that just because he has an intro for it? Apparently all manner of nonsense will be tolerated if there's an intro for it.
Do you even see yourself right now? "My cat hasn't been coming into my office much" is not something you say "LETS CONNECT THE DOTS" to. It could mean any number of things, you retarded schizo. Fucking speculation on someone's financial situation by where their cat is roaming in their house holy shit.
 
Do you even see yourself right now? "My cat hasn't been coming into my office much" is not something you say "LETS CONNECT THE DOTS" to. It could mean any number of things, you retarded schizo. Fucking speculation on someone's financial situation by where their cat is roaming in their house holy shit.
I agree. The obvious explanation of why Jasper isn't going into Phil's office is because Kat divorced Phil and took full custody of Jasper. Phil's mom now lives there.
 
Do you even see yourself right now? "My cat hasn't been coming into my office much" is not something you say "LETS CONNECT THE DOTS" to. It could mean any number of things, you retarded schizo. Fucking speculation on someone's financial situation by where their cat is roaming in their house holy shit.
How is your trip to Saudi Arabia?
 
Im starting to think one day soon Phil will just finally dry up on camera and shatter in a burst of uric acid tinklings
You wish, kiwitranny. The King of Hate will never be stopped and you guys are pathetic fags who have a moral problem with something being bad at video games online. Daily reminder that you're a worthless fag.
Since you're annoyed by people trolling him and having too much time, right lad, let me just tell you that you don't need to take the time to create an account and comment to watch this thread.
I swear two blokes fucking each other is less gay than Gout Guarding Phil.
Same applies. I see your seething being reposted on /v/ sometimes and the common consensus is that you specifically are probably one of the biggest losers on this website.
 
You wish, kiwitranny. The King of Hate will never be stopped and you guys are pathetic fags who have a moral problem with something being bad at video games online. Daily reminder that you're a worthless fag.

Same applies. I see your seething being reposted on /v/ sometimes and the common consensus is that you specifically are probably one of the biggest losers on this website.
I’m pretty sure one day soon Phil will just slump deadin his goutcouch while jasper runs around meowing, stream still on
 
Lol don't even try to equate us, retard. I've had an account for over a year and have 8 posts, while you've had one for just under 4 years and have over 3k. Your main hobby is seething about DSP and crossing your fingers that an internet lets player won't be able to make a living anymore. That is your passion in life. Everyone knows that your gay little clique of "detractors" is full of pathetic tryhards, and that is roundly mocked pretty much anytime it's brought up anywhere else on the internet, and even on this site.
 
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Lol don't even try to equate us, retard. I've had an account for over a year and have 8 posts, while you've had one for just under 4 years and have over 3k. Your main hobby is seething about DSP and crossing your fingers that an internet lets player won't be able to make a living anymore. That is your passion in life. Everyone knows that your gay little clique of "detractors" is full of pathetic tryhards, and that is roundly mocked pretty much anytime it's brought up anywhere else on the internet, and even pretty much anywhere else on this site.
When I was 18... 18 years old, I saw for the first time in my life... I saw an image of clarity. I saw a comic strip... a three panel comic strip that, though simple as it seemed, changed me... changed my being, changed who I am... Made me who I am...
Enlightened me...
The strip, Garfield, the comic strip was new... no more than maybe a month and a half since inception, since... since coming into existence... and there it was before me in print, I saw it... a comic strip... What was it called?
Garfield.
 
Lol don't even try to equate us, retard. I've had an account for over a year and have 8 posts, while you've had one for just under 4 years and have over 3k. Your main hobby is seething about DSP and crossing your fingers that an internet lets player won't be able to make a living anymore. That is your passion in life. Everyone knows that your gay little clique of "detractors" is full of pathetic tryhards, and that is roundly mocked pretty much anytime it's brought up anywhere else on the internet, and even on this site.
You seem really upset.
 
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