Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

[Gloryhole Patriot]

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It's great to be back in the kitchen making frozen dinosaur shaped chicken paste tendies.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

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LMAO why is she dethawing dinosaur shaped tendies for Ralph? Are Dino tendie meals an AF tradition or something?

Shoving frozen shit in the oven/microwave doesn’t count as cooking unless you’re a 14 year old boy. It’s like showing off Kraft Mac and Cheese.

 

[ddlloo]

LMAO why is she dethawing dinosaur shaped tendies for Ralph? Are Dino tendie meals an AF tradition or something?

Shoving frozen shit in the oven doesn’t count as cooking unless your a 14 year old boy.

I'll let it slide for a change, she has a newborn to care for on top of the manbaby.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I'll let it slide for a change, she has a newborn to care for on top of the manbaby.

Sure, but why post it on Twitter? I’ll just assume that Ralph was tweeting on her account. Only trailer park guys and incels would consider tendies “cooking”.

Might have even been Ralph making his own sad tendie dinner to try and prove his baby mama is still tending to his fat ass.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Sure, but why post it on Twitter? I’ll just assume that Ralph was tweeting on her account. Only trailer park guys and incels would consider tendies “cooking”.

Might have even been Ralph making his own sad tendie dinner to try and prove his baby mama is still tending to his fat ass.

It’s a photoshop you retards

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

It’s a photoshop you retards

Lol. The fact is given her previous cooking it’s totally believable tweet. It did lack the lemon wheels tho.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Spending money (or years) to get a degree in public relations is almost as retarded as letting Ethan Ralph impregnate you. It’s the kind of shit successful people learn by doing, not by sitting in a classroom. May as well go for a degree in customer service or homemaking. She’s fucking stupid as shit.

I think it's likely May sees herself as some kind of PR manager for Ralph already, so she thinks since she's already a social media and public relations expert she may as well go with that.

Given that she's around Ralph and is pretty unintelligent I'm sure she thinks she's playing the a-logs for fools somehow and envisions walking into a firm somewhere and revealing her ingenious techniques for engineering public perception: "And you see here, engagement is important, that's why I always made sure to use Twitter! All publicity is good publicity! Networking is important! Uh...I think that's it, thank you for your time." and then they'll ask about her embarrassing internet history and she'll smirk knowingly "Oh, but you see - I was just pretending!" and they'll be so impressed by her moxie that she'll be a partner in no time.

In reality the most she's probably cut out for is working part time at a department store or something.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

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The photoshop looks far more appetizing than what she actually made

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Who does the PR for the PR when they need PR?
#recentlydisavowedCHILDPORN
#birthedbastardbaby2withconvictedsexoffenderandpornographerFiance
#tradlife
#blessed
#Xian
#wanttogotochurchwithme
#wanttogetonallfoursforralph
#UWU

 

[Retink]

It's great to be back in the kitchen making frozen dinosaur shaped chicken paste tendies.

But... but, the Internet told me if I did this people would think I'm quirky and cute like those animes I watch.

 

[InwardsStink]

Half the fun of this thread is watching reactions to fake shit lmao. It's sad that it is so believable she would brag about dinosaur nuggets that she is being critiqued for it despite never posting it.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Half the fun of this thread is watching reactions to fake shit lmao. It's sad that it is so believable she would brag about dinosaur nuggets that she is being critiqued for it despite never posting it.

We really should be seeing tweets from Ralph showing meals he’s making for Pantsu. This is Ralph’s time to shine to show what a great trad dad, and supposed future husband, he will be.

Newborns are pretty clingy to mom, esp if nursing, so most fathers the first month or two help out by house cleaning, make meals, go grocery shopping, get the nursery equipment put together, etc… Get this, most fathers manage to do all that while working real full time jobs too.

Anyone think Ralph is doing anything but avoiding Pantsu as much as possible? Or maybe she avoids him. I can’t image I’d want to hear a drunk stoned fat man blabbing about that pedo Flamenco and that faggot Elijah while trying to snatch a few hours rest after caring for a newborn solo all week.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Anyone think Ralph is doing anything but avoiding Pantsu as much as possible? Or maybe she avoids him. I can’t image I’d want to hear a drunk stoned fat man blabbing about that pedo Flamenco and that faggot Elijah while trying to snatch a few hours rest after caring for a newborn solo all week.

He’s too busy writing up a famous Ralph Retort article about Flamenco and how all his haters are gay to cook or help out with the baby

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Amanda is going to be writing that ‘article’ while Ralph is hollerin at the baby.

 

[InwardsStink]

Caught the new Sunrise this morning. Gunt called Jade a trophy wife, what does that make Mantsu?

 

[3322]

Caught the new Sunrise this morning. Gunt called Jade a trophy wife, what does that make Mantsu?

A soon-to-be single mother. He is never going to marry her.

 

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

LMAO why is she dethawing dinosaur shaped tendies for Ralph? Are Dino tendie meals an AF tradition or something?

Shoving frozen shit in the oven/microwave doesn’t count as cooking unless you’re a 14 year old boy. It’s like showing off Kraft Mac and Cheese.

Ralph is very firmly in the "America First" Grift now. His audience is nearly entirely incel hispanic teenagers and middle-schoolers who look up to him as a mix between a Groyper General and a pick-up-artist like RooshV, Jack Murphy, CoachRedPill. The SecureServerTV leaks were nearly entirely hispanic names and frankly read like the mailing list for a middle school in Tijuana. Very few- if any, of the audience he had during the "golden era" of the Killstream circa 2017-2019 is left or haven't become active trolls.

Chicken Tendies are essentially incel/Groyper rations or MREs issued to them on orders of the leadership in their great Internet Jihad to save the white race by playing Skyrim rape mods and buying into Cryptocurrency scams with Abuela's credit cards.

 

[Karen™]

The tendies fakepost wasn't that far from the truth, tbh

We really should be seeing tweets from Ralph showing meals he’s making for Pantsu. This is Ralph’s time to shine to show what a great trad dad, and supposed future husband, he will be.

Amanda agrees that this is a great point, but a true Ralpha male just picks up a pizza because cooking involves effort is womanly:

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

The tendies fakepost wasn't that far from the truth, tbh
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Amanda agrees that this is a great point, but a true Ralpha male just picks up a pizza because cooking involves effort is womanly:
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LOL. These tards read this forum so closely. We are just giving them prompts for their online RP script. Ralph also wrote those tweets. LMAO.

Ralph’s tiny brain trying to think up something so he sounds supportive but not he’s doing womanly shit. God he’s really created a perfect little hell for himself.

 

[veri]

The tendies fakepost wasn't that far from the truth, tbh
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Amanda agrees that this is a great point, but a true Ralpha male just picks up a pizza because cooking involves effort is womanly:
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ralph posted that