Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[Fentanyl Floyd]

Great news, really. They spent 30 years building fancy mosques with our money, giving wedgies to our IT nerds and ogling our women all the while proclaiming themselves the real chad men (tm) as opposed to virgin Russian losers.

Watching them pull their weight is surprising, up until recently I thought they were all hat and no cowboy. Or should I say all turban and no mullah?

They seem to make great cannon fodder and they have triple the average Russian birth rate so they can always make more. What a perfect strategy.

 

[Marley Rathbone]

Fragments of a video showing the Ukrainian military laying out corpses in a Bucha. Found on the Russian Telegram
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This same scenario happened during the Racak massacre in Serbia where dead KLA fighters were moved to a location and dressed as civilians to justify the 1999 bombing of Serbia to give Kosovo to the Muslims.

More Clinton b.s. from a decade of Clinton b.s.

 

[The Last Boyscout]

Bloomberg writes about this. The European Union is considering the possibility of including Ekaterina Tikhonova and Maria Vorontsova in the sanctions list. They are the alleged daughters of Russian President Vladimir Putin.

hold up hold up...alleged? so basically, the way they'd have to prove it is what...a paternity test from Russia? good luck with that...I think they'll just seize their stuff to be on the safe side.

 

[kuuu]

What’s Russia’s version of pols site again?

https://2ch.hk/po/res/46440864.html

But again, it's flooded by people from /b/ right now so it's harder to find proper news there right now.

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Supposed to be some district in Kharkov today.

Russian troops going through one of Russian towns.

Ukrainian refugees:
First vid I would guess is from Latvia
Female seems to have vandalized something, probably with paint, since she is told to scrub it off and she unapologetically refuses. "Look at Bucha" she says.

Mom with a 6 yo kid got kicked out of hotel in Italy for "emotionally talking to her mom on the phone".

 

[Jarolleon]

bro an unarmed man going against a swordsman will get fucking massacred
the only thing that's better about facing a swordsman than facing a rifleman is that against the swordsman you can try to run away, and if you run faster than him then you will survive, while the rifleman will just shoot you in the back if you turn and run.

but if you want to actually fight then it's hopeless, you'll get slaughtered with no chance to fight back.

And to prevent any kung fu bullshit, soldiers could form a wall of pikes to keep a mob at bay. Probably the best time for have-nots to beat haves was the 18th and early 19th centuries, guns, horses and cannon were the only weapons they needed, though they'd still be at a disadvantage in training.

 

[Animewasamistake]

The Russian army is marching again and has achieved a breakthrough. there has been a massive increase in combat in the Donbass and it appears the Big battle is underway.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Firing at civilians is a war crime though.

Low-key tho

 

[stakenifes]

Someone in the thread posted a photo of this man with an interesting tattoo on his back and said that he was a Russian soldier. Now the news has come out that this Lieutenant Colonel of the Armed Forces of Ukraine was captured in Mariupol, which is why the document is shown somewhat differently. I understand that misinformation is everywhere, but can you at least not be so smug?
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You're spreading so much shit in here mate.

Here's that same photo from 6 years ago?

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/M7Igs

 

[Wy4M]

First I was: "Russia is burning, its beautiful."

https://twitter.com/realSamHandwich/status/1512789655955062784

https://archive.ph/Mo51g

But then I was:

Spoiler: her dead body

No idea who she was.

 

[Aidan]

You're spreading so much shit in here mate.

Here's that same photo from 6 years ago?

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/M7Igs

Including the images here so no one needs to actually go to imgur for anything.

Spoiler: pics

 

[kuuu]

First I was: "Russia is burning, its beautiful."
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https://twitter.com/realSamHandwich/status/1512789655955062784

https://archive.ph/Mo51g

But then I was:

Spoiler: her dead body

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No idea who she was.

"Русня горит"
"Russians are burning."
To be more precise.
"Русня" is a somewhat recent derogatory term.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

First I was: "Russia is burning, its beautiful."
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https://twitter.com/realSamHandwich/status/1512789655955062784

https://archive.ph/Mo51g

But then I was:

Spoiler: her dead body

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No idea who she was.

This legit makes me MATFI. War is the closest thing to Hell on Earth apart from Brazil and anybody who lets their daughter or girlfriend play at being a soldier deserves the worst

 

[Foltest]

The outdated jokes landed because the Poles have a hate boner for Russia even though the Cold War is over, they've been gone for almost 40 years, the Germans hated Poles almost, if not more than the Jews yet they'd follow Germany to both their ends if that meant a Russia got a stubbed toe.

I don't pretend to understand it because I'm an American and I heard some of those jokes from people of Polish ancestry, because Old World feuds mean jack over here. And I resent these blatant attempts to get us involved by their desperate attempts to use anything that might work, even if they have to lie to high heaven. Of course they'll read shit that wasn't there, they'll say/do anything to make you change your mind, even on Kiwi Farms.

Hmmm, I wonder why the Polish would have a seething hatred for Russia. It ain’t like they invade them together with the Nazi, murder their officers at Katyn, refused to help the home army at Warsaw, raped and pillaged over Poland, put a puppet regime in place and fucked over the country for the next 40 years?

 

[TheTrumanShow]

This legit makes me MATFI. War is the closest thing to Hell on Earth apart from Brazil and anybody who lets their daughter or girlfriend play at being a soldier deserves the worst

Oh big boy white knight wouldn't let his GF volunteer to defend her country.

Its her body her choice, as they say.

 

[Narcotics]

Russian source, but it makes me feel like diplomacy aint doing too hot rn.

 

[draggs]

The outdated jokes landed because the Poles have a hate boner for Russia even though the Cold War is over, they've been gone for almost 40 years, the Germans hated Poles almost, if not more than the Jews yet they'd follow Germany to both their ends if that meant a Russia got a stubbed toe.

I don't pretend to understand it because I'm an American and I heard some of those jokes from people of Polish ancestry, because Old World feuds mean jack over here. And I resent these blatant attempts to get us involved by their desperate attempts to use anything that might work, even if they have to lie to high heaven. Of course they'll read shit that wasn't there, they'll say/do anything to make you change your mind, even on Kiwi Farms.

We must have full diversity of hate or we are not living up to our principles of inclusion

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Someone made a big mistake when he let foreign journalists near that missile in Kramatorsk.

It has the same format of serial number as all missiles of the same type that were lunched by ukies for the last 8 years.

Say it with me - TILL. THE LAST. UKRAINIAN.

 

[Animewasamistake]

The Russians have crossed the Seversky Donets River and Are advancing towards the city of Bakhmut. they appear to be closing the jaws on Severodonetsk which has become a strong point for the Kharkov line. ill try to keep updates coming in as more comes out. just be warned this is a Russian army job. so there wont be real time updates or anything like what we get with the DPR or Chechens.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

This legit makes me MATFI. War is the closest thing to Hell on Earth apart from Brazil and anybody who lets their daughter or girlfriend play at being a soldier deserves the worst

Ah, but what if it's a ploy by the dudes to get rid of their psycho alpha she-bitches by letting them go off to war?

 

[kuuu]

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Russian source, but it makes me feel like diplomacy aint doing too hot rn.

Till last khokhol.

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This legit makes me MATFI. War is the closest thing to Hell on Earth apart from Brazil and anybody who lets their daughter or girlfriend play at being a soldier deserves the worst

99% chance she volunteered.

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Someone made a big mistake when he let foreign journalists near that missile in Kramatorsk.
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It has the same format of serial number as all missiles of the same type that were lunched by ukies for the last 8 years.
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Say it with me - TILL. THE LAST. UKRAINIAN.

For the blind:
Serial number on Kramatorsk missile: 91579
Serial number from the list, positions number 39 and 40: 91565 and 91566, just a dozen positions away.
Source for the extensive information about Ukrainian Tochka attacks including the list in the screenshots: https://lostarmour.info/articles/tochki-nad-u/