Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

[MirnaMinkoff]

ralph posted that

It’s so fucking obvious, not to mention posted an hour after we point out this glaring absence.

If he didn’t read this forum he’d forget he was supposed to be pretending to be a happy new dad.

KF really is his guide on how to RP being trad and we remind him when he’s lapsing at it.

 

[veri]

It’s so fucking obvious, not to mention posted an hour after we point out this glaring absence.

If he didn’t read this forum he’d forget he was supposed to be pretending to be a happy new dad.

KF really is his guide on how to RP being trad and we remind him when he’s lapsing at it.

especially mentioning how proud sandra ralph (currently sucking cocks in hell) would be of him. that’s just a flat admission

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

The tendies fakepost wasn't that far from the truth, tbh
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Amanda agrees that this is a great point, but a true Ralpha male just picks up a pizza because cooking involves effort is womanly:
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So so supportive when he was gakked out of his
mind in Texas and abandoned you and the baby. Yep. #convictedsexoffender #thisiswhatiminto

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

So so supportive when he was gakked out of his
mind in Texas and abandoned you and the baby. Yep. #convictedsexoffender #thisiswhatiminto

So supportive when he's getting wasted and popping pills at 2pm on a Thursday afternoon.

 

[3322]

The tendies fakepost wasn't that far from the truth, tbh
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Amanda agrees that this is a great point, but a true Ralpha male just picks up a pizza because cooking involves effort is womanly:
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It's hard to tell if Ralph wrote it or Meigh's autistic ass. It comes across so horrifically unauthentic and robotic. Like the kind of shit you read on a birthday card from a family member who doesn't like you very much and you can tell they are just rattling off the phrases you're supposed to write. I'm gonna go with Ralph only because he always includes a mention of his death mother, a person he almost never talked about while she was still alive because he never gave a single shit about her.

 

[Truly Rural]

The tendies fakepost wasn't that far from the truth, tbh

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Yeah, no. No human woman writes like this about the best of men, let alone ragepigs. Nice try maggots.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Caught the new Sunrise this morning. Gunt called Jade a trophy wife, what does that make Mantsu?

A participation ribbon that you got as a kid. You'd be embarrassed if anyone ever saw it hanging on your wall so you try to throw it out as soon as your parents aren't looking.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

So supportive when he's getting wasted and popping pills at 2pm on a Thursday afternoon.

Shit while May was up half the night with Rozie, new father Ralph was up in his studio calling into Kino Casino to try and slap fight with Flamenco at 2 am.

He will never be able to LARP on May’s Twitter account because he only knows how to be the drunken pill popping white trash that he is. Pretending to be a helpful new father to a newborn, or baby mama #2, is like Ralph trying to LARP being a angler fish or vampire squid.

Amanda so PROUD of helpful daddy Ralph didn’t get mad at her while defrosting dinner, and wasn’t too drunk to hold Rozie while May pooped, his dead mama would be so proud. - true and honest quote from trad Baby mama Amanda Morris.

 

[Dead Wife]

Pardon my autism but this makes me think of the wedding scene in Beetlejuice.
She/Ralph writes in the same tone as when Beetlejuice possesses Lydia’s voice and rattles on about how much she loves that man of hers, all the while her face is screaming the opposite.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Goddammit somebody link that scene in Manchurian Candidate when Frank Sinatra repeats the brainwashed speech ‘Raymond Shaw is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being’
Help a retard out plz.

 

[skol]

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Watched a documentary about engineering challenges tonight so I’m expert at the subject. A fat mountain of lard needs many tons of steel supports to keep standing. Not to mention barriers for all the toxic ooze. He can spare one support for Mantsu after loosing some weight from all the aggregation induced by the internet talking heads, nothing to thank for.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Goddammit somebody link that scene in Manchurian Candidate when Frank Sinatra repeats the brainwashed speech ‘Raymond Shaw is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being’
Help a retard out plz.

Phone posting so won’t let me embed.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Might need to add ‘significant other’ to the thread title, Ralph won’t even dignify Amanda with the fiancée title or a nickname any more.

A digression.
I can’t help remember the Faith DMs, how scared she was at the thought of raising her baby without Ralph. And how Amanda used that to try to keep Faith in a disgusting threeway even though Faith made it clear she didn’t want any part of it, until eventually she agreed to do it if it meant Ralph would help her raise the baby.
As retarded and crazy and young as Faith is, she had the common sense to get herself away from Ralph and especially you, Amanda, before she had her baby. Faith is light years ahead of you as a parent, and if that doesn’t worry you, then you have no maternal instincts and there’s no hope for your child.

 

[Matt Damon]

The tendies fakepost wasn't that far from the truth, tbh
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Christ Almighty. I'm a single guy and even I put more effort into cooking than this.

She's so un-"trad" that she doesn't even know what actually being "trad" would look like.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Christ Almighty. I'm a single guy and even I put more effort into cooking than this.

She's so un-"trad" that she doesn't even know what actually being "trad" would look like.

I don't sperg over her cooking, who gives a shit, I just find it funny she's trying to flex by posting some minute rice and a tortilla she heated up with jarred salsa and plastic cheese. chef mantsu over here

 

[Matt Damon]

I don't sperg over her cooking, who gives a shit, I just find it funny she's trying to flex by posting some minute rice and a tortilla she heated up with jarred salsa and plastic cheese. chef mantsu over here

Well, that's exactly it - I wouldn't give a shit what slop they ate if she weren't taking pictures of it and posting it on the internet as if it were a culinary accomplishment.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

This part:
"watching the baby between shows"
Is obviously Ralph writing it or at the very least telling Amanda what to post, but it's pretty interesting for a couple reasons:

• Ralph should be watching that baby 24/7 not "between shows" (besides with how much Ralph streams because he's in need of donations that isn't much time) especially after abandoning the baby 1 week after she was born
• Most of what is in the tweet is a response to criticism from the farms, I'm guessing he's basing this part on something that actually happened but he's greatly exaggerating, like Amanda begging him to watch the kid for a few mins so she can go take a shit and him reluctantly doing it (and leaving her the second May is back) but he's strangely proud of it as if if it negates reality and proves that he's being a father to the poor kid

Don't know, it just stood out from the rest of direct responses to posts here.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

That quesadilla looks like something Ralph would make too. Still no pic of him or May holding the baby in the crack shack.

E-fame crumb scavengers NOT posting a newborn baby constantly? Yeah something is up.

 

[WutangLee]

The tendies fakepost wasn't that far from the truth, tbh
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Amanda agrees that this is a great point, but a true Ralpha male just picks up a pizza because cooking involves effort is womanly:
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The tendies fakepost wasn't that far from the truth, tbh
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Amanda agrees that this is a great point, but a true Ralpha male just picks up a pizza because cooking involves effort is womanly:
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I really hope Ralph wrote this. I would at least give him credit for continuing the grift. Normal people don't talk like this.

 

[MightyMorphin'Willbender]

Wait why can he only watch the baby between shows if all he does is (somewhat) quietly watch Tucker anyway?
Might as well at least cuddle the baby while you're at it.
What's it going to do other than stare at your face anyway?
Baby's 1 week old.

Many moms complain that newborns can make them spend the whole day sitting in one place.
For Ralph that sounds like a good feature to have!
Put a diaper changing station and a couple bottles nearby and you are set for a productive day of streaming and child rearing, tradking.

If you're feeling paternal even ask the baby if it would smash or pass the people on the monitor when its awake and read the Fox News headlines out loud.