🦊 Furry Furry Convention Drama - Because you can't have a couple thousand dog fucking enthusiasts under the same roof without shit hitting the fan

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Uncle Warren said:
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Bullyable Koor 🔙 TFF on Twitter: "The cool aspect about union activi…

archived 6 Apr 2022 02:36:46 UTC
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Foreskin worshipping faggot spergs about how another faggot who eats coompizza is more trending than "muh safe spaces" in conventions.
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Did my woke-to-English translator fail, or did this guy basically just delivered word salad to go with the coom pizza? Like, what was his fucking point there?
 
Bad Take Crucifier said:
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Just going to leave this here for posterity and easy copypasting for the lulz.
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"Getting a little drunk and partying has never been something we wanted to limit, but this year there were reports of excessive cases of vomit left unreported and found by hotel staff in public bathrooms."

"We received reports of multiple occurrences of feces on public restroom walls and private room bathrooms in a manner that is inconsistent with illness or accidents."

..."we want to begin by acknowledging that the AdultBaby-DiaperLove/BabyFur community as a whole is filled with good people who know how to act properly"...

What a hoot.
One can only imagine the sight of those fucking bathrooms.
I can imagine an average hotel employee fainting from the smell alone, before even being able to enter the "bathroom".
And nothing was fucking learned, again.
How often have organizers now asked for this to pretty please really really not happen anymore ?
And what happened every single time ?

You cant even pin this on some dedicated troll that goes around to sabotage fur-cons either.
The sheer volume of human excrement proves beyond doubt that it was an entire group of people, over multiple days.
Every con-goer ignored this state of the bathrooms too. The staff had to find out on their own that their bathrooms now are blessed
with what i can only imagine as literal shit pentagrams covered in puke and diapers.
Nobody cared enough to even tell the fucking staff. Why even bother asking anyone to stop at this point ?

Next time, just tell the staff to put plastic wrap across all hotel surfaces and replace all chairs with these plastic garden ones and there is no problem with the furry community.
Embrace the degeneracy fully and Sodom can meet Gomorrah and the walls are squeaky clean afterwards. God can cry in peace.
Just dont ever expect to have another fur-con without shit on the walls. These are unholy places and these are their demonic sigils.
The fur demons must clearly be summoned per puke-covered-shit-pentagram and no nagging by the administration will stop them from
turning the bathrooms into what sounds like a small chamber of the unholy church of the oddly-poop-focused-antichrist.

Fur-con admins will need to adapt to that and make the bathrooms furry/demon proof or perish together with their cons.
 
Bananadana said:
"Getting a little drunk and partying has never been something we wanted to limit, but this year there were reports of excessive cases of vomit left unreported and found by hotel staff in public bathrooms."

"We received reports of multiple occurrences of feces on public restroom walls and private room bathrooms in a manner that is inconsistent with illness or accidents."

..."we want to begin by acknowledging that the AdultBaby-DiaperLove/BabyFur community as a whole is filled with good people who know how to act properly"...

What a hoot.
One can only imagine the sight of those fucking bathrooms.
I can imagine an average hotel employee fainting from the smell alone, before even being able to enter the "bathroom".
And nothing was fucking learned, again.
How often have organizers now asked for this to pretty please really really not happen anymore ?
And what happened every single time ?

You cant even pin this on some dedicated troll that goes around to sabotage fur-cons either.
The sheer volume of human excrement proves beyond doubt that it was an entire group of people, over multiple days.
Every con-goer ignored this state of the bathrooms too. The staff had to find out on their own that their bathrooms now are blessed
with what i can only imagine as literal shit pentagrams covered in puke and diapers.
Nobody cared enough to even tell the fucking staff. Why even bother asking anyone to stop at this point ?

Next time, just tell the staff to put plastic wrap across all hotel surfaces and replace all chairs with these plastic garden ones and there is no problem with the furry community.
Embrace the degeneracy fully and Sodom can meet Gomorrah and the walls are squeaky clean afterwards. God can cry in peace.
Just dont ever expect to have another fur-con without shit on the walls. These are unholy places and these are their demonic sigils.
The fur demons must clearly be summoned per puke-covered-shit-pentagram and no nagging by the administration will stop them from
turning the bathrooms into what sounds like a small chamber of the unholy church of the oddly-poop-focused-antichrist.

Fur-con admins will need to adapt to that and make the bathrooms furry/demon proof or perish together with their cons.
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I awai the pillars of salt.
 
Cum pizza guy is still clinging to relevancy and the one gimmick he has, btw. (Would archive, but can't get the site to load.)

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Uncle Warren said:
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Bullyable Koor 🔙 TFF on Twitter: "The cool aspect about union activi…

archived 6 Apr 2022 02:36:46 UTC
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Foreskin worshipping faggot spergs about how another faggot who eats coompizza is more trending than "muh safe spaces" in conventions.
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Wow, Koor is really falling off the sanity wagon, ain't he? Not only does he draw furry porn so bizarre that many furries recoil, but from what I gathered, he's basically saying "Stop laughing at coom-pizza guy! How can we laugh when furries aren't unionized?!" Where do these ideas even come from? Strange man, that one.
Whatever, yet another example of a porn artist talking "politics" and general nonsense. I sense that most of his customers will go elsewhere, to another artist who won't yammer their ear off with estranged dribble.
 
Bananadana said:
"Getting a little drunk and partying has never been something we wanted to limit, but this year there were reports of excessive cases of vomit left unreported and found by hotel staff in public bathrooms."

"We received reports of multiple occurrences of feces on public restroom walls and private room bathrooms in a manner that is inconsistent with illness or accidents."

..."we want to begin by acknowledging that the AdultBaby-DiaperLove/BabyFur community as a whole is filled with good people who know how to act properly"...

What a hoot.
One can only imagine the sight of those fucking bathrooms.
I can imagine an average hotel employee fainting from the smell alone, before even being able to enter the "bathroom".
And nothing was fucking learned, again.
How often have organizers now asked for this to pretty please really really not happen anymore ?
And what happened every single time ?

You cant even pin this on some dedicated troll that goes around to sabotage fur-cons either.
The sheer volume of human excrement proves beyond doubt that it was an entire group of people, over multiple days.
Every con-goer ignored this state of the bathrooms too. The staff had to find out on their own that their bathrooms now are blessed
with what i can only imagine as literal shit pentagrams covered in puke and diapers.
Nobody cared enough to even tell the fucking staff. Why even bother asking anyone to stop at this point ?

Next time, just tell the staff to put plastic wrap across all hotel surfaces and replace all chairs with these plastic garden ones and there is no problem with the furry community.
Embrace the degeneracy fully and Sodom can meet Gomorrah and the walls are squeaky clean afterwards. God can cry in peace.
Just dont ever expect to have another fur-con without shit on the walls. These are unholy places and these are their demonic sigils.
The fur demons must clearly be summoned per puke-covered-shit-pentagram and no nagging by the administration will stop them from
turning the bathrooms into what sounds like a small chamber of the unholy church of the oddly-poop-focused-antichrist.

Fur-con admins will need to adapt to that and make the bathrooms furry/demon proof or perish together with their cons.
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Honestly its time to rip off the band-aid and just start hosting furry conventions in literal padded cells layered in Saran Wrap. We can refurnish a bunch of old mental asylums that were abandoned in like 1930 and let them shit up those places. The ethereal malevolent spirits won’t bother them as no decent ghost would ever stick around to watch a grown man shit himself intentionally before fucking another man who’s done the same.
 
Athena's Biggest Fan said:
It seems like Motor City Fur Con was a complete shit show.

Literally.

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Does this mean furries can finally stop bitching about COVID.
Pastel said:
Wow, Koor is really falling off the sanity wagon, ain't he? Not only does he draw furry porn so bizarre that many furries recoil, but from what I gathered, he's basically saying "Stop laughing at coom-pizza guy! How can we laugh when furries aren't unionized?!" Where do these ideas even come from? Strange man, that one.
Whatever, yet another example of a porn artist talking "politics" and general nonsense. I sense that most of his customers will go elsewhere, to another artist who won't yammer their ear off with estranged dribble.
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How does unionizing fix the fandom. The "fandom™" should be open to anyone who says I'm a furry and I like anthropomorphic Foxes. These people are clueless on everything.
 
LeChampion1992 said:
How does unionizing fix the fandom. The "fandom™" should be open to anyone who says I'm a furry and I like anthropomorphic Foxes. These people are clueless on everything.
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If you want to be really cynical, "unionizing" would be the equivalent to the last step in the process of taking over a community. First they screech about gatekeeping, and once they have successfully invaded they start gatekeeping the original inhabitants.
 
Corn Flakes said:
If you want to be really cynical, "unionizing" would be the equivalent to the last step in the process of taking over a community. First they screech about gatekeeping, and once they have successfully invaded they start gatekeeping the original inhabitants.
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Already happening. It's not an official 'union' with a closed shop, but it's happening.

It's no longer like was said above 'do you like anthro foxes' but now it's 'are you woke enough to be in the club' too.
 
Corn Flakes said:
If you want to be really cynical, "unionizing" would be the equivalent to the last step in the process of taking over a community. First they screech about gatekeeping, and once they have successfully invaded they start gatekeeping the original inhabitants.
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I mean the thing is what stops me from drawing an anthro fox and creating my own con. They don't own the community anymore then I can.
Mikoyan said:
Already happening. It's not an official 'union' with a closed shop, but it's happening.

It's no longer like was said above 'do you like anthro foxes' but now it's 'are you woke enough to be in the club' too.
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Agreed but the issue with that what stops alt furry. Sure they can get our discord and twitch and Twitter accounts banned. But they can't stop the inevitable.
 
JethroTullamore said:
But “alt-furrys” though?
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Sure. If I were an alt-right furry (which is what that term means), I'd be bitter about how the fandom treats "me and mine", to use a Jim Sterling expression.

Alt-furries are a completely different data set of retardation to what this thread is meant to document, though.
 
LeChampion1992 said:
our discord and twitch and Twitter accounts banned.
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You can't just leave us in the dark, what do you mean our? Sure Animal Control is mostly furries with some non-furries but to call this entire subforum Alt-Furries? This subforum is literally the most "politically diverse", for lack of better descriptors, subforum on this website, and there are quite a bit of furries who have threads here who can only be described as alt-furries. we don't talk about the threads CIA Nigger made.
 
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