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Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
- Thread starter Caverlock
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I think this thread was at 6 pages when he subpoena'd Cloudflare for Jersh's info that is at the bottom of every page?
Nice Streisand effect, stupid.
Nice Streisand effect, stupid.
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I (for incest)
N (for necrosexuals)
A (for arborphiles)
And worst of all--
F (for fat people, not just thick people but the truly obese like Rick S. Hamlinson)
Pat worked hard for his Kiwi fanbase. I remember reading this thread out of curiosity one night when it had 4 pages. He seemed interesting, but didn't think he'd go beyond the generic politicow.
Little did I know of sheer insanity held within Rick's fat, obese skull.
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Never thought little piggy would get 500 pages so fast. How funny is it that his retarded tweets have garnered more attention than all of his books combined in such a short time 
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500 pounds of prime cuts, child.
Despite this, Rick is still morbidly obese and engages the company of paedophiles.
On a separate note, to the people feeding this thread an endless barrage of content - thank you. I haven't laughed at a thread as much as this one in recent memory.
Despite this, Rick is still morbidly obese and engages the company of paedophiles.
On a separate note, to the people feeding this thread an endless barrage of content - thank you. I haven't laughed at a thread as much as this one in recent memory.
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In that photo you could take the sword away and the weirdness would decrease by less than 1%.
I'm really surprised this guy doesn't have a thread and I can only imagine it's because fatpat has such mass that he blocks out the sun from the other freaks around him
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I think he does have a thread here, I remember browsing it and not having enough energy to add all of his exposed disgusting erotica from the early 2000s.
Some of it is very suspect, about “destroying her innocence” - and most of it is just very gay about being taken up his arse.
He’s such a genuine creep it’s difficult to deep dive his horrendous online footprint, it will absolutely require VPNs and a strong constitution. There’s skeletons in this freaks closet.
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Rest In Pepperoni, child.
sardonica
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A fat pedophile who bashes Trump all the time? That guy will probably get a cabinet position soon.
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Hi thread. You may remember me as that dude who suffered through five books of Fatrick’s and ultimately giving two of them ‘meh, inoffensively mediocre‘ status. Please know this is probably due to better editor involvement as once that dyslexic dude comes on is when all the flaws start showing and you get shit like Fronald Frump. Patrick is a hack through and through and his best work is only due to the writing version of autotune.
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page count increasing almost as fast as the interest accruing on the debt to quasi
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The https://payquasi.lol/ website actually accrues the interest in real time:
Three days ago:
Right now:
Pay Quasi piggy!
Those sure are a lot of cents that he definitely doesn't owe, tiny baby stalker.
Meriasek
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How long can Piggy avoid paying Quasi? Will there ever be debt collectors, or will he default or anything?
More importantly, when that happens will he STILL deny any and all of that happening?
Don't answer that, of course he will.
More importantly, when that happens will he STILL deny any and all of that happening?
Don't answer that, of course he will.
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would just like to say our very own jersh is hitting it out the park every single time he voices fatrick in the MATI vids, with the ultimate pompous, self-assured tone that perfectly encapsulates every maniacal tweet by this fat manchild fuck.
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Holy shit, I've done some trawling of cringe threads, and this guy is the lord of all cringelords. How have I never seen this cringy motherfucker before?
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There's a lien currently on Pat's shithole house. Quasi has hired some alpha Asian debt lawyer too
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Yes, you could even explicitly tell him you're only making your post to rile him up and see him make an idiotic, retarded response so you can laugh at him and he'd just say "no you aren't child." And then you'd laugh at him.
Ironically, it is mediocrities like Piggy who suffer most from our participation trophy culture. In a normal culture, he would have been smacked around, disciplined, and carried to some extent, and much of his output would have been in the "inoffensively mediocre" category instead of the utter shit category that is only tolerated in a society with excessive tolerance for inferiority.
In such a society, the instant an editor encountered Frondled Frump or whatever, he'd have called Patrick in to his office, slapped him in the face, and said: "THIS! DO NOT DO THIS, FUCKER!" and sent him on his way.
I'd have recommended the firm of Goldberg, Goldberg, and Shekelstein, but one of those kung-fu motherfuckers can probably manage it too. I hope the lawyer is Vietnamese. Vietnamese make some of the most maniacally aggressive poker players and lawyers alive. Fatty wouldn't know what hit him.
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Searched him just now and he's literally watertowerposting on Twitter.
Oh my god you're right.
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Null does do a great “no, chiiiild”.
Fatrick is such a great Lolcow. Most of us have probably tried our own versions.