Random Tumblr posts

Please don't draw Mr. Krabs as brown, that is very offensive to African Americans, please draw him as blue.
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Don Gato is actually the name of a children's song taught to elementary school students. Not surprised lazy tumblrite doesn't know that but the rest are obvious puns. Can someone be that- oh wait, this is tumblr. Right.


"It's okay to latch onto every popular character ever and use them to claim sweet mental illness oppression points while playing pretend!"
 
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You're not oppressed for having a best friend. You can literally just say "Oh yeah I married my best friend." and people will be like "Ok whatever."

But let me address a few things.
Adding friends to your insurance plan could lead to a lot of fraud.
You can give your friends custody of your children. That's called being a godparent. Heck, you can even just name them on your will. Amazing.
People can just lie when they come to visit? Say they're your cousin or something, jeez.
 
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You're not oppressed for having a best friend. You can literally just say "Oh yeah I married my best friend." and people will be like "Ok whatever."

But let me address a few things.
Adding friends to your insurance plan could lead to a lot of fraud.
You can give your friends custody of your children. That's called being a godparent. Heck, you can even just name them on your will. Amazing.
People can just lie when they come to visit? Say they're your cousin or something, jeez.

"do you honestly think society regards friendships as an acceptable substitute for romance and marriage"
Yes, with regards to gay relationships anyway.
But you know, a bunch of straight girls calling themselves "aromantic asexuals" when really they just have fears of commitment wouldn't know about the shit LGBT people face.
 
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"My parents are upset that my friend and I regularly shit up the house that they pay for and generously allow us to live in, and them wanting me to get a job and restricting access to my car is on the same level as murder. Give me money."

"I'm a spoiled rotten brat who thinks everyone should provide for me and let me step all over them. Pay me money."
 
What's the url? I have to see this with my own eyes.
He honestly doesn't post text that often, he's mostly just a photoblog which is one reason why I don't think he's trolling, he'll go weeks with posting hundreds of photos and not posting any text at all
Here's his about and before you follow, though (his theme is godawful and practically unreadable)

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