Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[Animewasamistake]

Nikolaev Has had a huge bomb land on it. and some footage of a AGS-30 fighting

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

FYI, 500 RU is worth about $6.22.

I want off Mr Bones wild ride.

 

[Sammich]

If you have to ship meat a long way, it's a hell of a lot cheaper than frozen stuff.
I'll stick with store brand potted meat for my trash canned pork though.

tbdesu it's not really _that_ cheap in the USA compared to something like a big pork loin

Spam even made its way here, in SEAsia. It's a staple nowadays, almost a local delicacy.

I will stand for ZERO FUCKING SPAM SLANDER.. Fuck this russia/ukraine shit, i will be on the streets begging for a nuke if I hear any bad shit said about Spam.

Seriously though, it's not some random meat thrown in a can; it's basically ground up trimmings off spiral ham. It's a far superior product to hot dogs or bologna, it's pretty fuckign tasty sliced thin and fried in a touch of butter.

Don't fucking @ me either, with your anti spam lies

 

[XYZpdq]

I will stand for ZERO FUCKING SPAM SLANDER.. Fuck this russia/ukraine shit, i will be on the streets begging for a nuke if I hear any bad shit said about Spam.

Seriously though, it's not some random meat thrown in a can; it's basically ground up trimmings off spiral ham. It's a far superior product to hot dogs or bologna, it's pretty fuckign tasty sliced thin and fried in a touch of butter.

Don't fucking @ me either, with your anti spam lies
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oh yeah I'm not hating, just saying it's not _cheap_ per se
spamburgers are very nice sometimes

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

I will stand for ZERO FUCKING SPAM SLANDER.. Fuck this russia/ukraine shit, i will be on the streets begging for a nuke if I hear any bad shit said about Spam.

Seriously though, it's not some random meat thrown in a can; it's basically ground up trimmings off spiral ham. It's a far superior product to hot dogs or bologna, it's pretty fuckign tasty sliced thin and fried in a touch of butter.

Don't fucking @ me either, with your anti spam lies
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Fuck it, this made me want some, time to go get a few cans of that greasy delicious meat.

 

[737 MAX Stan Account]

It was posted in the thread at one point. It turned out it was a Russian soldier, but he wasn't in Ukraine and has since been arrested. He was apparently paid 500 rubles by someone online to do it, and for whatever reason, he sent it to his friend who then leaked it. From what has come out, it sounds like the kid was likely a family member of his.

Give him a stick and have him be a "mine detector."

 

[XYZpdq]

Fuck it, this made me want some, time to go get a few cans of that greasy delicious meat.

Aldi generic Spam is pretty dank too

 

[LeChampion1992]

This ain't true though. The first 48 hours was a very determined blitz that withered on all fronts on day 3 once the Ukrainian army got its act together. This was as true in the south and East as it was the north.

Basically instead of a nice and solid winter the progress stalled because the Ukrainian cold and mud decided to occur. Don't forget the intial strikes despite being successful due to Surprise, ended up backfiring. Because sure perhaps in Luhanks, Donetesk, they we're getting greeted as liberator's.
But most of their people like infiltrators and sabetours got outed very quickly by Ukranian civilians, US Intel, and local counter intelligence.

Yeah Russia stronk but if all the local Intel essentially is Going one direction in the favor of your enemy even large armies can be defeated in detail.

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

Give him a stick and have him be a "mine detector."

Make sure to put a bunch of metal on his shoes so he'll trip the magnetic mines.

 

[737 MAX Stan Account]

Thing is Russia never wanted to allocate too much resources to this war, which in hindsight they should have done.

Russia should have went bombing places left and right, occupying them without a chance of being recaptured and doing basically blitzkrieg, taking over Kiev with lots of casualties but surgical precision. Now the war would be over and Ukraine sucking Putin's dick while the EU fondles his balls.

Instead of that they tried to ran the more humanitarian war possible, with lots of warnings and slow advance. Basically putting off resistence every step of the way.

Trying to be nice and wholesome cucked Putin bad.

No good deed goes unpunished

 

[Feline Supremacist]

I will stand for ZERO FUCKING SPAM SLANDER.. Fuck this russia/ukraine shit, i will be on the streets begging for a nuke if I hear any bad shit said about Spam.

Seriously though, it's not some random meat thrown in a can; it's basically ground up trimmings off spiral ham. It's a far superior product to hot dogs or bologna, it's pretty fuckign tasty sliced thin and fried in a touch of butter.

Don't fucking @ me either, with your anti spam lies
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This is my personal favorite (because it was my dad's favorite) but its hard to find these days. I think the preppers have hoarded all the Underwood Deviled Ham spread cans.

 

[Ward]

i think goose pate is nice

 

[Feline Supremacist]

i think goose pate is nice

It's great just super expensive. But pork liver pate is also GOAT

 

[Mary the Goldsmith]

FYI, 500 RU is worth about $6.22.

Next time someone asks me why I have no faith in mankind I'll show them this, anyway I'm gonna go test the limits of my liver hoping to get this out of my head, see you guys tomorrow

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

All this talk about canned meats means we need to summon @AnOminous to preach about Deenz and how good protein in a can can be.

Or we can visit his thread: Deenz Pill and other canned meats/fish

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

 

[Feline Supremacist]

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I can't stop laughing at this image in my head of huge Chechens waving silicone puss at this guy

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

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Of all the times to not have a camera going....

 

[Hell on Earth]

I really love all the retards on twitter vouching for nuclear war. They're acting all smug like how Napoleon said to Metternich : "You cannot stop me, I spend 30,000 men a month."

But the twitter retards are like : "Get on my level, scrub, we spend millions of casualties every month".

Is this how large scale war will look like in the future?

With millions of casualties every month?

 

[kuuu]

Chechens on average are shorter than ethnic Russians.