The Chris Chan Conspiracy Documentary

[Phalanges Mycologist]

So, this wasn't in the documentary itself, but it was in the extended "Tetris 99" footage on the Copitz channel - it turns out that Chris has a copy of Ulillillia's book (The Legend of the 10 Elemental Masters). Has Chris acknowledged Ulillillia and/or this book in the past? Is this something that Chris himself bought, or was it sent to him by a troll/ween (or Kengle)?

Good catch but it looks like the books never been opened, or if it has only lightly.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

So, this wasn't in the documentary itself, but it was in the extended "Tetris 99" footage on the Copitz channel - it turns out that Chris has a copy of Ulillillia's book (The Legend of the 10 Elemental Masters). Has Chris acknowledged Ulillillia and/or this book in the past? Is this something that Chris himself bought, or was it sent to him by a troll/ween (or Kengle)?

Does Chris ever independently seek anything out that isn’t one of his toy brands?

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

yea, he's just a retard. I mean the idiot thought his whole town was involved in a gayop to make him miserable. He honestly believed this. It's why I find humor in how people say "omg he's so crazy now!". He's always been insane, he believed the entire town was actively working together to keep him autistic. To the point of planting young couples in a loving relationship seated next to him just to make him sad. Ironically, if they had actually listened to greene county and put him in the special school, he'd probably be in a much better place in his life.

An incredible amount of people who like to spout off about how insane Chris is now are really only coming in at the tail end of Christory, whereas those of us who have actively followed him or at least been aware of him for a decade know that he’s always been nuts, but gradually getting worse. These are the same kind of people that like to defend him and say the trolls made him this way, but I’ll always stand by how Chris and his parents are the root of everything bad that has ever happened to him.

The Greene County Conspiracy is probably one of my favorite Chris things, and what I believe is the thing that really "made" Chris the way he is in terms of nothing is ever his fault. The whole idea that him and his parents concocted was that people were so afraid of his autism that they didn't understand it and wanted to ship him off to the loony bin. Barb already had one son walk out on her, and seemingly living a happy life with a family that wanted nothing to do with Barb. I think that's why she would lose her shit and threaten things if Chris wanted to go away for a few days. Maybe that's what Cole told her when he left. Both of Bob's children didn't seemingly want to have anything to do with him or her either, and Chris getting locked up in an asylum would just be kid number 4 leaving them.

I think too, even if they didn't believe any of that, but that Chris would be going to a "special school", it might come out with the reinforcement about just how bad Bob and Barb's parenting actually was. A 'fixed' Chris might realize this, or get well enough (hah) for him to want to live independently, or just not buy into Barb's crazy delusions. Giving them scary talks about how the town secretly hates them would be another manipulation point for Chris to not want to seek out locals and to always view them with an eye of mistrust.

I also wonder if when Chris says trolls, he lumped in locals as well that were fucking with him. We know other students confronted him about his attraction sign so it isn't a stretch that locals would being screwing with him.

So, this wasn't in the documentary itself, but it was in the extended "Tetris 99" footage on the Copitz channel - it turns out that Chris has a copy of Ulillillia's book (The Legend of the 10 Elemental Masters). Has Chris acknowledged Ulillillia and/or this book in the past? Is this something that Chris himself bought, or was it sent to him by a troll/ween (or Kengle)?

My guess is that it's something someone sent to him, but he probably never read any of it. To Chris, Ulillillia seems like a traditional slow-in-the-mind, with a lot more hangups than Chris, yet was raised in a loving household, gradually overcame a lot of his issues and was able to create super detailed video game worlds wouldn't appeal to him very much due to his ego. That and Ulillillia is one of those autistic people that can create really good stuff, with a crazy storyline that didn't involve sex, beating up the law, angry student deans or completely revolve around himself.

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

The ending and how awkward GFM was during the ending interview / "healing" gave a good reason not to interact with lolcows IRL. Overall, it was an Ok doc overall, the new video was nice, and I think it's a good starting point for people interested in Chris.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Is this something that Chris himself bought, or was it sent to him by a troll/ween (or Kengle)?

100% chance it was sent by a ween, could have been Kengle but lots of people who talked to chris were no doubt aware of Nick. I don't see Chris picking it up because it doesn't have a pony or other cartoon animal on the cover, and it isn't about him.

Barb

I think Barb might also be an autist, autism in women comes off very different then men. I mean, she sleeps all day, any time I've heard her speak it sounds like a retard speaking (the hick accent doesn't help), believing to be related to royalty, the hoarding, the fear of chris leaving, feeding dogs chicken soup, etc. Look at the graduation photo she just dead stares at the camera with a burger in her hand, even a candid shot most people would feign a smile or a goofy face. She just dead stares at the camera like a retard.

That or they were truly just stubborn dumb hicks too proud to have a retard son. It's not like sending him to a special school would be like committing him to be lobotomized and undergo shock therapy. I don't understand their rabid determination to mainstream him, to the point of trying to take legal action.

 

[The Un-Clit]

59:35 welp.....they finally referenced the Giant Drinking Straw of Fail in their sonichu-style artwork, but too late GFM, too late.

I still want to know why this is 'the Chris-Chan Conspiracy'. There were a whole lot of conspiracies over the course of CWC interbutts life. What is 'THE' conspiracy?

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Only Part 1 was titled as “The Conspiracy”

 

[Jack Awful]

59:35 welp.....they finally referenced the Giant Drinking Straw of Fail in their sonichu-style artwork, but too late GFM, too late.

I still want to know why this is 'the Chris-Chan Conspiracy'. There were a whole lot of conspiracies over the course of CWC interbutts life. What is 'THE' conspiracy?

GFM likes calling his docs The X Conspiracy.
Like The Bashurverse Conspiracy, The Game Grumps Conspiracy, etc.

I think the doc as a whole is called the Chris Chan Conspiracy because each ep starts with a title card that says as such.

 

[Red Hood]

100% chance it was sent by a ween, could have been Kengle but lots of people who talked to chris were no doubt aware of Nick. I don't see Chris picking it up because it doesn't have a pony or other cartoon animal on the cover, and it isn't about him.

I think Barb might also be an autist, autism in women comes off very different then men. I mean, she sleeps all day, any time I've heard her speak it sounds like a retard speaking (the hick accent doesn't help), believing to be related to royalty, the hoarding, the fear of chris leaving, feeding dogs chicken soup, etc. Look at the graduation photo she just dead stares at the camera with a burger in her hand, even a candid shot most people would feign a smile or a goofy face. She just dead stares at the camera like a retard.

That or they were truly just stubborn dumb hicks too proud to have a retard son. It's not like sending him to a special school would be like committing him to be lobotomized and undergo shock therapy. I don't understand their rabid determination to mainstream him, to the point of trying to take legal action.

As much as I buy them being hicks, at the same time Bob in particular seemed to have been a bit cultured (at least via his interests in music and etc) and at least more worldly than the rest of his family. At the same time everything I know about him suggests he had kind of given up on life by the time he met Barb and had a lot of regrets, in addition to having no idea how to raise kids, autistic or otherwise.

 

[Stupidface]

Gotta be honest, I personally don't want to deal with over an hour of this shit for (I'm assuming) sprinkled bits of new footage. The Apu moment was almost worth it last time, sadly though this just doesn't feel like something appealing for me. But I'm glad to see that most are enjoying it pretty well.

I'm just going to hope someone timestamps the new moments, or clips them.

 

[Slagar The Cruel]

This whole series is laughably inaccurate in some places, like in the newest episode he said that crystal being Christian's child was an influence by the idea guys. He also just mispronounces so many peoples names and its so fucking annoying. Also it feels like he brushed over several details that paint Christian in a negative light, such as Christian saying he "may have become an abusive maniac" in regards to drawing the she came for cwc, and instead just said Christian said "He may have done something really dumb stupid" and then saying it is unclear what Christian meant by that. Literally all of us knew what he meant. It was painfully obvious.

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

Gotta be honest, I personally don't want to deal with over an hour of this shit for (I'm assuming) sprinkled bits of new footage. The Apu moment was almost worth it last time, sadly though this just doesn't feel like something appealing for me. But I'm glad to see that most are enjoying it pretty well.

I'm just going to hope someone timestamps the new moments, or clips them.

Most of the time its the beginning of the video or at the end.

 

[James Howlett]

I like Geno's series because it's all-encompassing.

I actually like this series because it just covers the important things in a timely manner.

I also liked the "new" footage of Chris, being pre-barb rape.

I liked the kiwi farms history and how they did a good job of the idea guys and Bianca.

Chris has been documented ad nauseum but I actually kind of like this series.

 

[Jack Awful]

This might have been asked but @Marvin @LoveYouLongTime were either of you asked about the Emily incident for the doc?
They have a caricature of Emily and idk if I've ever seen anything about her appearance other than the hat.

 

[Muu]

This was a pretty good doc but the questions at the end were pretty boring, looking back now as it could be the last time someone talks to Chris and you ask about the merge trying to gotcha a retard.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

This might have been asked but @Marvin @LoveYouLongTime were either of you asked about the Emily incident for the doc?
They have a caricature of Emily and idk if I've ever seen anything about her appearance other than the hat.

@LoveYouLongTime will probably be mad at that since it’s really not hard to discern her appearance.

 

[Jack Awful]

Just finished all 4 parts, a really solid doc. Squeezes most of the best parts of Chris's sagas with little filler and minimal factual errors. It's interesting to finally have a post-incest documentary that allows the creator to use Chris's creepy comments about incest as foreshadowing. It's also funny Null was portrayed the secret hero of the story.

If I had any criticisms it would be that GFM doesn't know how to pronounce Sonichu, part 2 drags a little bit, and I'd like to have seen more little clips from Chris's videos since there's so many. Not entire videos like Geno's videos, but something like:

Art: "Chris stated the now infamous line..."
Video Clip of Chris: "The pickle man tricked me again."

every once in a while to break up Art's narration a bit. Also, the live action parts felt a bit tacked on. I would have liked to see them as a bonus video or incorporated more naturally into the narrative somehow.

I think it's the best Chris documentary to watch. It's a bit long, but not too long. It's really entertaining, factual, and the most up to date.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Null was portrayed the secret hero of the story

The chat exploding into cheering for Null whenever he got brought up was nice.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

The new footage was an interesting insight at least, like someone mentioned earlier it's some of the only footage that exists of Chris that wasn't actually filmed by him and was from someone else's perspective. It's a farily good recap of most things without going too in depth like with Geno's doc.

I was probably anticipating there to be maybe one or two more episodes at the speed and pace it was going at, as after Bob's death it kind off just jumps to the blue arms saga, the merge/idea guys and finally the motherfucking saga fairly quickly, but I actually take that proposition back and I think it gets to the point of all the major happenings worth noting, maybe the only others I could have seen squeezed in is maybe the PMURT and Jacob Sockness saga, as those were very prominent sagas in their own right but they were also a bit different from typical trolling.

One dealt with an issue that Chris couldn't control and he threatened the previous president of the United States (which was a felony) and Sockness did a whole bunch of weird shit that Chris deeply bought into, and it spiralled into this roleplying cluster fuck, but then it all came crashing down on both of them which was very funny how that developed, even though that trolling attempt by sockness kinda failed (he was just a clout chaser trying to insert his fan fiction shit into Chris's universe, remember that comic guy who did that cartoony slime comic to try and get attention from Chris? same shit, just different tard).

 

[Norman B. Normal]

View attachment 3162528
now, aint that nice

I know it's been said many times and you can give me alarm clocks, but it still blows my mind that Null--fucking Null--is the only person in Chris's life who has ever acted with Chris's best interests at heart first and foremost.