Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

To clarify why @Kaktus Kompot's smirk dot check keeps working, both on Jimbo and in general, it's because your "Instagram Smile" isn't your real smile, because it's nothing more than a smile. Some people show a lot of teeth when they smile. Some close their eyes, others move their head. There are a lot of traits, but when smiling and especially laughing, you'll find a lot of differences. This is just their normal face forcing a smirk to give a certain emotion. You can't smile away your emotions, since your eyes will say what your mouth won't. And Jim's eyes look like someone who hates you on principle. No smirk will take away the predatory glare he gives on social media.
 
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Gloria From Pokemon Sword said:
To clarify why @Kaktus Kompot's smirk dot check keeps working, both on Jimbo and in general, it's because your "Instagram Smile" isn't your real smile, because it's nothing more than a smile. Some people show a lot of teeth when they smile. Some close their eyes, others move their head. There are a lot of traits, but when smiling and especially laughing, you'll find a lot of differences. This is just their normal face forcing a smirk to give a certain emotion. You can't smile away your emotions, since your eyes will say what your mouth won't. And Jim's eyes look like someone who hates you on principle. No smirk will take away the predatory glare he gives on social media.
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I will toss the massive asterisk on the "can't smile away your emotions" bit. Purely because it makes Jim look worse.

You can absolutely hide such things to a camera, even with the dot, with some proper practice and training. Getting your eyes under control is possible. I know someone whose Instagram smile would past the dot test, it seems natural and real, but it still isn't their real smile, since I know their real smile makes them squint more than a pepper sprayed rice nigger staring into the sun. That'd look awful on social media, especially for a professional model. Yet getting a natural looking smile, even if it isn't the real thing, is possible, but it takes a lot of work.

Jim isn't particularly bad at facial expressions, he's honestly above average, however he's never learned to do the hardest part, getting your eyes under control. He's avoided it through his red tinted glasses, and part of why he started to come off as extra miserable after he dropped them is it became easier to see his eyes. He's also become lazier.

The common trick for those without practice is to think back on times when you faced appropriate emotions to what you want to show. Want to appear happy on camera? Think happy thoughts to get the shot. What to appear miserable? Think about the current state of politics in your country since no one on no country is happy about that. The only reason Jim can't do that much is he has no happy memories.

Failing that I find wide eyed crackhead looks happier than the AGP stare.
 
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So with Jim, he is I think a dual citizen IF naturalized. The bill states if naturalized or born to parents of two nationalities. He could have revoked his British citizenship though and become an American. This is actually a thing but of course, would have sacrificed that. He cannot be denied entry to the UK though because he was born there but in the eyes of the law, he would not be a citizen.

This could explain his problems with the NHS as if he is not a citizen he can be asked to pay up. One thing I don't understand though is this.

The financial side of him moving back? He earns currently £10.000 a month on Patreon which is £120,000, if he earns £30k elsewhere most likely on Youtube he is above the threshold.

So Youtube every month tax 24% but if he is on the threshold he is on the 40% bracket. Meaning Jim is paying £60.000 tax a year and that is not rent or property tax. He could have just moved to Florida and gotten a way better deal. Now £80,000 a year is still amazing but that is a massive cut to spite yourself.
 
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Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
So with Jim, he is I think a dual citizen IF naturalized. The bill states if naturalized or born to parents of two nationalities. He could have revoked his British citizenship though and become an American. This is actually a thing but of course, would have sacrificed that. He cannot be denied entry to the UK though because he was born there but in the eyes of the law, he would not be a citizen.

This could explain his problems with the NHS as if he is not a citizen he can be asked to pay up. One thing I don't understand though is this.

The financial side of him moving back? He earns currently £10.000 a month on Patreon which is £120,000, if he earns £30k elsewhere most likely on Youtube he is above the threshold.

So Youtube every month tax 24% but if he is on the threshold he is on the 40% bracket. Meaning Jim is paying £60.000 tax a year and that is not rent or property tax. He could have just moved to Florida and gotten a way better deal. Now £80,000 a year is still amazing but that is a massive cut to spite yourself.
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I stand by my idea that he only moved back to the UK for his passion in wrestling, there is no other reason to move back here when there are states in the US that would be far easier to live in with his lifestyle.
 
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I mean you don't have to go rooting too far back in Jim's history to find problematic shit. He's trooned because he knows the second he stopes to ask if his dick really needs to go in the woodchipper all that will be magically found by the mob.

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There was an article on venturebeat about it but it has been nuked and none of the links work anymore.
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Funnily that twitter he was calling a disgraceful feminazi was an (actual) female indie dev who has pretty much entirely disappeared. Every single account she owned is now nuked and that twitter handle is someone totally different who got it in 2020.
 
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I mean you don't have to go rooting too far back in Jim's history to find problematic shit. He's trooned because he knows the second he stopes to ask if his dick really needs to go in the woodchipper all that will be magically found by the mob.

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There was an article on venturebeat about it but it has been nuked and none of the links work anymore.
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Funnily that twitter he was calling a disgraceful feminazi was an (actual) female indie dev who has pretty much entirely disappeared. Every single account she owned is now nuked and that twitter handle is someone totally different who got it in 2020.
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The hypocrisy in these tweets is strong.
Especially since this was before the coming out and all that gender shit yes?

Wow. I'm not gonna say much else lest it turn into a way to long rant other than: Fuck you JIM, go join the 41.

That is all.
 
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Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
He cannot be denied entry to the UK though because he was born there
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Nah we don't have that. Simply being born in the UK does not grant citizenship (though Jim presumably is/was, if either of his parents were then he is/was).

If you are a citizen, leave and give up your UK citizenship you need to either follow the rules of the nationality/citizenship you are now or reapply for your British citizenship (which is automatically granted once, if you do it again then it's home office discretion if they give it you again).

I'm going to be Jim kept it though, you have to fill out forms and pay a fee to recind it plus that will only be accepted once you have another nationality. Plus we don't recognise the give up your citizenship as part of Murican naturalisation.
 
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I mean you don't have to go rooting too far back in Jim's history to find problematic shit. He's trooned because he knows the second he stopes to ask if his dick really needs to go in the woodchipper all that will be magically found by the mob.
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And he wouldn't have an excuse about being an immature teenager or the sort as he was on his late 20's when he posted these things. We all have our moments of displeasure, even more so when lines are taking far longer than they should be, but it's an entirely different thing, posting this shit for the World to see. It's like he was throwing a tantrum in the middle of the store, albeit virtually!

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Probably not, I can't imagine Jimbo not oversharing this shit on twitter.
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Guys like Jim take every single chance to be a victim and run with it. Or to bitch about something to compensate for their utter misery of an existence. Just see how he put himself on the thumbnail despite it having fuckall to do with the subject, this guy just has a chronical need for attention and to bitch about random shit despite living a very comfortable existence. If he isn't a fucking moron, he's probably enjoying an upper class living standard, not enough to stay on 5 Star hotels and the like but enough to travel and enjoy a sweet life. And that's considering how much of a shit job he does, shoving himself into his content at every opportunity!
 
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Moja Zemlja said:
A few pages ago there was some talk about whether Jim Sterling is bald and as I'm sure you're all excited to know, he isn't. It does look incredibly sad to see but its quite a lot better than the kind of thin, ratty mess most troon haircuts are, if he put effort in it might even look feminine.

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Holy fuck. He looks like a parody of a late 90s early 00s teenage girl edgelady aged up triple, and then made a man mixed with that weird kid in highschool that sat in the back and ate dog food and wore a lock around his neck. You know the type.
 
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Moja Zemlja said:
A few pages ago there was some talk about whether Jim Sterling is bald and as I'm sure you're all excited to know, he isn't. It does look incredibly sad to see but its quite a lot better than the kind of thin, ratty mess most troon haircuts are, if he put effort in it might even look feminine.

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How the fuck does he have a thousand cock stare
 
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Moja Zemlja said:
A few pages ago there was some talk about whether Jim Sterling is bald and as I'm sure you're all excited to know, he isn't. It does look incredibly sad to see but its quite a lot better than the kind of thin, ratty mess most troon haircuts are, if he put effort in it might even look feminine.

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the reboot of Mrs Brown's Boys is looking worse for wear
 
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