Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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It's probably the most fascinating thing about him and what makes him one of the most virulent narcs I've seen here.
Obsessive replying to ALL trolling with moronic boilerplate? Incredible, would be a cow for that alone.
But obsessively denying reality when someone posts the goddamned court documents and his own interview statements? It's something else entirely.

He does this all while thinking that the denial alone, often without any explanation besides calling it a lie and referring to organized stalking is sufficient. That people believe him over the court documents. Like ok, cyberstalking. The rascals aren't being nice to you, maybe for a normie they've crossed lines. And sure, why not, they're stalking your online presence. But stalking boils down to obsessive, unwelcome, boundary-crossing OBSERVATION. Unless there's another Patrick "Salsiccia" Tomlinson out there, how is what they're observing and posting wrong? People hate the paparazzi, but no one's ever denying the veracity of a photo.

How the fuck does he think he's fooling anyone? In his mind, what mongoloid is he outplaying?

His only real desire is to be known, loved, respected (probably out of any reasonable proportion) and ironically this is the only way in which he is famous and even the smallest bit important, as "that retard who calls his own court filings fake" So maybe he is onto something?
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It's not that Fatrick cannot accept reality because in the apostlegate tapes he admitted to many failures of his civil case, but when it's a atalker child they must never be right. Fatrick must be better and smarter than every atalker child.
 
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Tropico 2: Port Snort said:
I'm glad the Kiwi thread talked about Paul Weimer a little bit. Uncle Paul is a huge creep. When I found a thread on him over at the ONAplex I had to read the whole thing in one go. I'd like to highlight the discussions they had about Paul having to move out of his friend's house because they were adopting a little girl and his background check didn't turn up so good (allegedly, there were some dots connected by brothermen).

He posted photos of the girl at age 12 on his Facebook, after her dad died. That background check didn't save her.

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I hate Patrick but Paul's crimes need to come to light. There is a 0% chance he is innocent about anything. He might be the creepiest thing walking. He is Uncle Paul.
 
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btw not sure if anybody remembers him but fatrick's faux-machismo/libshittery combo is highly reminiscent of suspended user @edgarofthemoors... a sockpuppet of his perhaps?

(but edgar claimed to be from CA while fatrick is WI so i doubt it)
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Ophelia said:
Pat: call trans people by their chosen names, bigots!
Also Pat: Timmy!
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Ironically, fatboy Patrick Sean Thomas can't even remember his own name.
John Andrews Stan said:
Has this motherfucker ever done anything to help anyone other than himself? He’s clearly being driven to frothing-at-the-mouth fury by losing so badly in court and being no closer to getting his way WRT the pests. He might find it a welcome distraction to try to help others for part of every day. You know, visiting the sick and elderly, serving meals at soup kitchens, assembling hygiene kits for homeless shelters, etc.
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Yes. In addition to putting lots of money in the pockets of the Hooligans owners (but not the wait staff, they're beneath him so don't deserve it), Pat distributes homemade sausage to charity. By this acts, he's like other charitable chefs such as Nathanael Bar-Jonah. Although some critics notice a strange taste in the sausage. Surely couldn't have anything to do with all the black boys going missing around the neighborhood.
 
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JCDenthog said:
It's not that Fatrick cannot accept reality because in the apostlegate tapes he admitted to many failures of his civil case, but when it's a atalker child they must never be right. Fatrick must be better and smarter than every atalker child.
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It's not just the stalkers; it's anyone who disagrees with him about anything. In the 3 and a half years we've been aware of him, I don't think I've ever once seen him concede a point.

He used to lie by technicality to win arguments but we've broken him to the point that now he just outright denies reality even when it's right there in front of everybody. For example, just a few hours ago he had this exchange with somebody on Twitter who he'd been going back and forth with...

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By the way the 'you're incredibly gullible' line is always, fucking ALWAYS his go-to when anyone shares anything embarrassing about him, including the link to this thread.
 
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JCDenthog said:
It's not that Fatrick cannot accept reality because in the apostlegate tapes he admitted to many failures of his civil case, but when it's a atalker child they must never be right. Fatrick must be better and smarter than every atalker child.
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If he fails to correct the record from obvious fake troll claims and discovers it doesn't matter, then he has to start wondering whether he's wasted nearly four years of his life correcting the record. And then the decade or so of writing shitty science fiction nobody wants to buy question comes up.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Has this motherfucker ever done anything to help anyone other than himself? He’s clearly being driven to frothing-at-the-mouth fury by losing so badly in court and being no closer to getting his way WRT the pests. He might find it a welcome distraction to try to help others for part of every day. You know, visiting the sick and elderly, serving meals at soup kitchens, assembling hygiene kits for homeless shelters, etc.
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According to Patrick, he does occasionally volunteer... at a movie theater making sure everyone has their vaxx cards before allowing them to enter.

It's not a freelance gig, child. He is very rich and successful as a result of being self-employed. He could also care less about your soup kitchens and homeless shelters, he volunteers his time to demand "your papers, please" so he can personally refuse admission to the unvaxxed.
 
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Jewish Porn Hoe said:
He bought that thing 100% because of Stargate. It absolutely fits into his Marvel brain where owning a bunch of guns also makes him a manly buff conservative.

Like with children, Patrick and his wife are too busy with their careers for that.
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I really would like him to explain why he chose a PS90 now. You'd literally be better off buying a 9mm AR for $1500 less and do the same amount of damage. The civilian P90 is an overprice, useless plinking toy. I could probably interest some of the gun bullying groups with his story now that I think of it.
 
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ImportantOpinions said:
According to Patrick, he does occasionally volunteer... at a movie theater making sure everyone has their vaxx cards before allowing them to enter.

It's not a freelance gig, child. He is very rich and successful as a result of being self-employed. He could also care less about your soup kitchens and homeless shelters, he volunteers his time to demand "your papers, please" so he can personally refuse admission to the unvaxxed.
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It figures his "volunteer" work would be cunty Karen-y gatekeeping rather than actually helping people. God forbid he fed the homeless, helped sick kids or entertained the elderly.
 
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gotosleep said:
I really would like him to explain why he chose a PS90 now. You'd literally be better off buying a 9mm AR for $1500 less and do the same amount of damage. The civilian P90 is an overprice, useless plinking toy.
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He probably got it for the "muh armor-piercing" meme, as if your average citizen has to worry about attackers with plate carriers.

Which is partially true; the P90 and 5.7×28mm cartridge were developed in the 1980s because NATO feared a Soviet invasion, and needed something for rear-echelon troops that would fare better than 9mm against Russian titanium body armor.
 
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Therealhomor said:
Idk who Patrick thinks he's fooling. We've all heard the Josiah calls. When he thinks he's talking to a regular person he's quiet, mumbly, neurotic and speaks normally. When he's putting on his gay persona, he talks with a gay fake British accent and says "child" like 900 times.
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I think one of the funniest parts of this is that he thinks lisping, childing and hushing makes him sound in charge and intimidating

I recently played Josiah 5 with no context other than "this is a great prank call" for a normie, who was both laughing and amazed. Three or four minutes in, I heard "this fucking guy is really fucking creepy the way he keeps saying child like that". Takeaways:
  • Patrick's intimidation voice makes people think he really is a (fat) faggot (with bitch tits)
  • Interrupting his rants to say "you're fat" is comedy gold
  • The way he acts immediately destroys any sympathy a random might have for him
 
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gotosleep said:
I really would like him to explain why he chose a PS90 now. You'd literally be better off buying a 9mm AR for $1500 less and do the same amount of damage. The civilian P90 is an overprice, useless plinking toy. I could probably interest some of the gun bullying groups with his story now that I think of it.
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There's only one legitimate reason to get a PS90, and that's if you live in a commie shit hole like Cali as their AWB law was blatantly aimed at ARs and AKs and the weird design of the PS90 means it's mot effected. I believe it's 50 state legal actually which is a real advantage if you need that.

I don't think that's why Pat likes it though, I think he just watched Stargate too much.
 
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TerminalTryHard said:
There's only one legitimate reason to get a PS90, and that's if you live in a commie shit hole like Cali as their AWB law was blatantly aimed at ARs and AKs and the weird design of the PS90 means it's mot effected. I believe it's 50 state legal actually which is a real advantage if you need that.

I don't think that's why Pat likes it though, I think he just watched Stargate too much.
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Amazon-tier weapon light and compensator too lmao

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