Sex Toy General - We all have them. Even you.

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MysticMisty said:
Seems like it'd be pretty easy to accidentally burn things. I would hate having to explain that to the ER and burn unit doctors.
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Thats what I was thinking. Also why would you need a slide, for water pressure? Ive heard of people using the bath faucet or showerhead in the shower, but the one people talk about is the jacuzzi jet shit.
 
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For those that are familiar with the WeVibe Tango and TangoX collection you know how fucking expensive they are, even if they're the reportedly most powerful bullet vibes on the market. Most bullet vibrators suck majority of the time and are completely lacking in the power department. Unless you want some awkward loud ass wand to rely on you're sacrificing the shape and size of a bullet while compromising for a halfway decent toy. Wevibe is nice and they make a high quality line of products but if you aren't looking to break the bank, pick up a Blush Nocturnal Lipstick bullet vibe. It's pretty deep and rumbly and I'd suggest giving it a try if you have 20-30 bucks to throw at a sex toy.

You didn't hear it from me, though.
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If you can find one that accepts AA or AAA batteries there's any easy hack for more power as long as it isn't super sophisticated electronics. What you are looking to replace the chincy alkaline batteries with are lithium ion rechargeables. 10440 is the coding for the exact form factor of a AAA, and 15440 should be AA (Where XXYYZZ, x=diameter (mm), y=length (mm), and z is superfluous in most cases. I.E. that 18650 in your gay vape is 18mm in diameter and 65mm long.

Now the reason you can't just go and swap these in all electronics is that AA/AAA alkaline batteries sit at around 1.3v while their lithium counterpart have more than 2.5x the voltage at a nominal 3.7v. Since these devices have a static amperage draw the overall power is going to pretty much scale linearly with voltage. Way more chooch for your choch. A big cheap rheostat or a simple on/off switch will tolerate that alot better than one with a board, chip, bluetooth, and RGB LEDs. If it gets scalding hot or starts smoking you're going to want to get it outside and preferably over concrete ASAP. You only get a few seconds interval between puff of smoke and a jet of fire when they get to thermal runaway.
 
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BelUwUga said:
If you can find one that accepts AA or AAA batteries there's any easy hack for more power as long as it isn't super sophisticated electronics. What you are looking to replace the chincy alkaline batteries with are lithium ion rechargeables. 10440 is the coding for the exact form factor of a AAA, and 15440 should be AA (Where XXYYZZ, x=diameter (mm), y=length (mm), and z is superfluous in most cases. I.E. that 18650 in your gay vape is 18mm in diameter and 65mm long.

Now the reason you can't just go and swap these in all electronics is that AA/AAA alkaline batteries sit at around 1.3v while their lithium counterpart have more than 2.5x the voltage at a nominal 3.7v. Since these devices have a static amperage draw the overall power is going to pretty much scale linearly with voltage. Way more chooch for your choch. A big cheap rheostat or a simple on/off switch will tolerate that alot better than one with a board, chip, bluetooth, and RGB LEDs. If it gets scalding hot or starts smoking you're going to want to get it outside and preferably over concrete ASAP. You only get a few seconds interval between puff of smoke and a jet of fire when they get to thermal runaway.
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"How to build a pipe bomb and hold it against your crotch" :stress:
 
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Blasterisk said:
"How to build a pipe bomb and hold it against your crotch" :stress:
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Attitudes like yours would have kept mankind from ever reaching the moon. I'm more of a why-not kind of guy instead of asking why? If we're being realistic it's no more risk than all the neckbeards keeping a vape in their pocket. If anything you're far more likely to have robust IP68 packaging on something bound for a clamjam compared to your myriad douche flute designs (that's where the impromptu pipe bombs are found). If anything it's way safer considering the much smaller volume and therefore less total stored energy. As long as you don't push it too far and force it to overheat it should be perfectly safe. Much the same way a motorcycle can massacre you in comparison to a bike but that doesn't mean motorcycles are prohibited. Don't assume a risk if you're not willing to take it.
 
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Aunt Carol said:
The ones I've seen haven't been great. Seems more productive to pick a pleasant dildo and pierce it yourself.

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I was looking for a lawn gnome-shaped dildo that I thought I remembered, but what I found was this:
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It has a fingerprint!
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So a Prince Albert is more for Prostate stimulation, if you girl's want piercings go for Dydoes or a Jacobs Ladder that's more for ladies.
 
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MW 002 said:
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And now the long awaited sequel!

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You know, you don't even need to spend money on sex toys. Sometimes you can improvise with objects found at home. Toilet paper or paper tower rolls can work as fleshlights, though you do want to take good care of the cardboard and be a bit careful so your kokk doesn't get hurt.
I do have a question though. Did anyone ever try using a Dualshock controller or an old Nokia phone as an improvised vibrator? In fact, there's even that PS2 Rez Trance Vibrator thing that can legit be used as a vibrator!
 
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Coelacanth said:
And now the long awaited sequel!

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First off, the obvious; none of that looks like it'd feel good shoved up either hole. Even the "normal" looking dicks are way too big for everyone except the faggot who gets off to have a prolapsed anus (and maybe even then). And even then it's more about show/collection/bragging rights than what can realistically be shoved up there and how far.

The other thing: that poor, poor cat. 😿
 
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MysticMisty said:
First off, the obvious; none of that looks like it'd feel good shoved up either hole. Even the "normal" looking dicks are way too big for everyone except the faggot who gets off to have a prolapsed anus (and maybe even then). And even then it's more about show/collection/bragging rights than what can realistically be shoved up there and how far.

The other thing: that poor, poor cat. 😿
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The person who owns all these dicks is a woman. From what I've learned jumping into the abyss that is furry dildo collecting having an enema and a prolapsed anus is actually considered "fun" by the people who use these things.
 
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Gross. The only thing I'd think of shoving up my ass would be one of those glass pyrex butt plugs that you can literally boil in hot water. I'm a germ-phobe when it comes to ass.

As far as sex toys are concerned, Wireless Hitachi all the way-- at least it's functional for sore muscles. You can use it over clothing and it does the job.
 
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So, I am back with weird sex toys, this one was recently released by Pipedream recently aka the dude bros of the sex toy world. It is called Fantasy for her and it is part g-spot vibrator and the other side has this pump with a moving tongue in it and it is supposed to simulate cunnilingus. It looks horrifying and very clinical.

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Fialovy said:
So, I am back with weird sex toys, this one was recently released by Pipedream recently aka the dude bros of the sex toy world. It is called Fantasy for her and it is part g-spot vibrator and the other side has this pump with a moving tongue in it and it is supposed to simulate cunnilingus. It looks horrifying and very clinical.

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Just switch out the red plastic for skin, give it legs and it'll look like something from Silent Hill.
 
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