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[Cat Attack]

Didn’t he kill Phil Hartman basically and fuck is his life too? Andy Dick was never funny either completely carried by other characters in every tv show he’s been in. (News radio)

I forgot about that. The story goes Phil Hartman's wife had a bad drug problems but Phil sent her to rehab and made her sober up before he would marry her. So she's sober for a decade two kids later and then Andy Dick gives her cocaine while she's drunk at a party and she relapses hard, then months later it ends in murder suicide. Jon Lovitz replaced Phil Hartman's character on News Radio and called Andy out on set for it after Andy said he would never be on the show if Phil was still alive. Years later they were both doing sets the same night at the Laugh Factory in LA and Andy confronted Jon about calling him out years earlier so Lovetz grabbed him and started smashing his head into the wooder bar until security broke it up.

Legend


Jon Lovitz in his late 50's was rich living in a giant mansion in Beverly Hills staying relevant by trolling the internet with some 25 year old super model convincing people they were dating as part of an elaborate prank


While Andy Dick in his late 50's is broke sleeping on a mat on the floor staying irrelevant by getting wheeled around North Vegas pilled out in a cart by a guy with a pedo stash and begging chat to buy him handles of rail liquor.


Karma is real

 

[EyeGuy]

Crosspost from the Nick thread:

IP2 Zoomer/Braxton Bell was swatted:
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Braxton wants to go to Ukraine to be an elite tier one spetsnaz operator:
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[Golden Boy]

I like to think that Dick hasn’t OD’d yet because God wants to prolong his suffering. Thank you based God.

 

[z0mb0]

Just dropping this here. Alice is a responsible gun owner.

It sounds like she's being told her gun and computer were borrowed. Idk who I'd let "borrow" a gun without asking.

 

[Cat Attack]

Follow this shit for months watching these degens push everyone's buttons and it feels like the consequences are just never gonna come then in one day everyone is on full meltdown Alice getting her shit stolen, Baked/Woozah/Loulz fully exposed, Braxton swatted. Blade stole Casey's RV, and Sonic maced then to top it all off the IP2 forums are ready to wage all out war with groypers.

IDK about you guys but the content drought is over for me, more of this please.

Today was a good day.

 

[BigBadgerArse]

Jewel looks more pregnant now than when she was at the end of her pregnancy. It is fucking bizarre! Big, healthy, meaty head on her. Why is this? they claim to be off weed... but that would actually make you eat less.. being a stoner who smokes constantly and then going off starves your appetite so it has to be harder drugs they are coming off.. apparently they 'only need two clean drug tests' before being able to give the baby her milk. By that im hoping they arent just going back on whatever it was after the two clean tests.

They are coming to the end of their relationship i think.

 

[ZipDisk]

Someone should tell Goo about the release clips on the top of window blinds, she might drunkenly go through the window.

Bet she'd bounce like a cartoon character and survive.

 

[ProtoParrot]

Alice interviewing Tessi right now

Clips here:

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Longer clip. He likes being raped but not pegging.

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His unbelievably fucked up childhood

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Joey's got abs but unfortunately for you Tessi simps that won't be enough to win her heart.

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Not sure if this is new information but apparently Joey introduced Alice to the "CEO of Indeed" and promised her she'd totally get a job with them "setting up a server farm" but it unfortunately did not come to fruition.

OG Gayzer schizoid gangster - One Colonic rant:

Clipped slightly late, he's saying he's giving the nog who maced One Colonic a t-shirt

Even the OG never relaxes

 

[ZipDisk]

how does geezer not collapse into dust?

 

[Cat Attack]

Jewel looks more pregnant now than when she was at the end of her pregnancy. It is fucking bizarre! Big, healthy, meaty head on her. Why is this? they claim to be off weed... but that would actually make you eat less.. being a stoner who smokes constantly and then going off starves your appetite so it has to be harder drugs they are coming off.. apparently they 'only need two clean drug tests' before being able to give the baby her milk. By that im hoping they arent just going back on whatever it was after the two clean tests.

They are coming to the end of their relationship i think.
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Gonna keep it real I stopped caring about these two the day the state mercifully took their kid away. They look even more defeated than usual.

 

[yobacaust]

Is that a green screen or does Alice's room really look like that?

 

[yobacaust]

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Speedy really promoting this scuffed minette looking ex junkie.
We all know he wants the real deal. Minette go get speedy drunk and do a bitwave, youre the only whale who can save him now.

would

 

[BigBadgerArse]

Is that a green screen or does Alice's room really look like that?

It really looks like that. It seems to get worse as time goes on too. I dont think she spends too much time at home though. She jumps from guy to guy to goo to guy.

Edit: Wow, I forgot.. I was watching Goo earlier and apparently Alice had went live and was going mental crying and screaming that her computer monitors and gun was taken from her bedroom when she was gone. Im not sure what happened with that. Hopefully it wasnt Joey but someone said he was in the area.. She went offline not long after. I didnt get to see it but Goo played a little bit of it on live. She sounded drunk and lets face it they could be under anything in that room. Weird though, knowing Joey is likely still stalking her..

OH! AND Goo is going to stream with Andy Dick, youre welcome

Late again? no u

 

[AnOminous]

If only we had a thread for ip2 thots

They're all thots. Especially the men.

Oh wow they weren't kidding this guy really just open carrying around town with one of Hollywood's most habitual line steppers liquored to the gills.

What can possibly go wrong? This dude may be even more likely than IP2 streamers to get his shit knocked in, or someone ends up dead. It wouldn't be Dick's first kill either.

Next time this dude gets in trouble, it's going to be serious trouble. It's just a race condition between that and him OD'ing.

Years later they were both doing sets the same night at the Laugh Factory in LA and Andy confronted Jon about calling him out years earlier so Lovetz grabbed him and started smashing his head into the wooder bar until security broke it up.

He specifically told him at one point before the beating "I put the Phil Hartmann curse on you. You're next." He seriously had it coming. I'm generally of the opinion that if you chimp out about some bants, you're the pussy, but in this case, delivering a beating to this low down scumbag was a public service.

 

[bussarin555]

Gonna keep it real I stopped caring about these two the day the state mercifully took their kid away. They look even more defeated than usual.

It's not the defeat of utterly failing their child you're observing. It's the despair of having to be sober for x more weeks to piss clean to get more rights back for the baby.

 

[Justanotherguy]

It's not the defeat of utterly failing their child you're observing. It's the despair of having to be sober for x more weeks to piss clean to get more rights back for the baby.

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[ScamAutist]

I forgot about that. The story goes Phil Hartman's wife had a bad drug problems but Phil sent her to rehab and made her sober up before he would marry her. So she's sober for a decade two kids later and then Andy Dick gives her cocaine while she's drunk at a party and she relapses hard, then months later it ends in murder suicide. Jon Lovitz replaced Phil Hartman's character on News Radio and called Andy out on set for it after Andy said he would never be on the show if Phil was still alive. Years later they were both doing sets the same night at the Laugh Factory in LA and Andy confronted Jon about calling him out years earlier so Lovetz grabbed him and started smashing his head into the wooder bar until security broke it up.

That's some serious mental gymnastics to blame someone other than the murderer for her own actions. Hartman's wife was always a psycho. She threatened the life of Phil's ex-wife just for sending a congratulations card when they had their first kid. She was known to throw violent tantrums a lot, Phil said he had to restrain her on many occasions. You make it sound like she was an angel and then Andy Dick came along and force fed her some special cocaine that somehow forces people to plot and commit murder. Nope, he was just one of many people she did drugs with. There is no way she was sober for 10 years straight. The night of the murder she was getting drunk with her ex boyfriend, who she was possibly having an affair with. She was convinced Phil was cheating on her and was going to divorce her.

 

[Justanotherguy]

That's some serious mental gymnastics to blame someone other than the murderer for her own actions. Hartman's wife was always a psycho. She threatened the life of Phil's ex-wife just for sending a congratulations card when they had their first kid. She was known to throw violent tantrums a lot, Phil said he had to restrain her on many occasions. You make it sound like she was an angel and then Andy Dick came along and force fed her some special cocaine that somehow forces people to plot and commit murder. Nope, he was just one of many people she did drugs with. There is no way she was sober for 10 years straight. The night of the murder she was getting drunk with her ex boyfriend, who she was possibly having an affair with. She was convinced Phil was cheating on her and was going to divorce her.

I wasn't sure whether to top hat you or not, but you dropped some thought-provoking knowledge.
Others can still be blamed for buying a firearm that someone uses to kill themselves right? I'm sure some states out there would hold them responsible.

 

[Cat Attack]

He was on another person's stream last week with the aftermath of a beatdown he caught.
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I found this video and it's got some unintentional comedy gold in there. What the fuck even is this? My personal highlight was when Andy Dick is on the verge of tears, blood filling up his mouth sounding like he's fighting for his fucking life and talking about what a mess his entire existence is and a Kermit the frog muppet randomly pops into the video chat and just awkwardly looks around nervously like saying nothing until it cuts to the next clip.

Live frog reaction

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

I found this video and it's got some unintentional comedy gold in there. What the fuck even is this? My personal highlight was when Andy Dick is on the verge of tears, blood filling up his mouth sounding like he's fighting for his fucking life and talking about what a mess his entire existence is and a Kermit the frog muppet randomly pops into the video chat and just awkwardly looks around nervously like saying nothing until it cuts to the next clip.

Live frog reaction
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I'm surprise there isn't a thread on Andy Dick