🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[EyeGuy]

Gunt gives a terrible fake excuse for why he wouldn't call in to Dax's show with Jim:

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Seethes about the Twitter app because he's too dumb/lazy to use an alternative front end:

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[Mr. Manchester]

Poor Ralph, his precious twitter is making him seethe. He's as bad as any SJW with twitter brain out there, he just happens to be on the other side of the isle. What's the right wing equivalent of trooning out? Is it still just trooning out but being based?

My point is you're a big fat lady, Ralph.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Except Ralph isn’t on the right he just hangs out there and collects tips. He voted for Obama twice and laments how his audience is racist because he’s a wigger and wants to talk about how much he loves black people

 

[veri]

Gunt gives a terrible fake excuse for why he wouldn't call in to Dax's show with Jim:
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Seethes about the Twitter app because he's too dumb/lazy to use an alternative front end:
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ralph is like a neanderthal with a phone but it’s TWITTER’s FAULT he can’t use it

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Lol look at him spaz out like a junkie with a bent needle. BAD DESIGN TWOTTER!!!!!!!!
Go back to the bowling alley debate, he literally couldn’t leave his phone alone. He has the worst Internet addiction ever. It explains a lot about how he ended up this way.

 

[Truly Rural]

So gunt was considering crashing in totally uninvited you know but decided to not come on when invited. I'm starting to see a pattern here.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Gunt gives a terrible fake excuse for why he wouldn't call in to Dax's show with Jim:
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"until after", "probably".

This is what a bitch looks like.

 

[Sammich]

This fat fucking felon with a fecal fetish admitted that this online shit was his entire life/livelihood, one of the only times he's ever been honest. I'll admit sometimes i'm a bit too online myself, but I couldn't imagine the utter despair that would be. Putting down the phone, going out and just sort of living without being concerned about the faux outrage of the day is a godsend sometimes. At the risk of a slight power level, I try to spend a day with my mom and a day with my dad and stepmom every week. I know Ralph can't exactly do that, but ffs, spend a day with the mare and foal. Just make an entire day about them, for the love of god Ralph, you will not get this time back. A friend of mine had a child about a year ago, and he has completely changed, he's devoted to that sweet little baby. That's how life is supposed to be.
If Ralph took a day or two a week to do that, his life would improve. But he can't do that, he's too fuckign addicted to this silly useless shit.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

This fat fucking felon with a fecal fetish admitted that this online shit was his entire life/livelihood, one of the only times he's ever been honest. I'll admit sometimes i'm a bit too online myself, but I couldn't imagine the utter despair that would be. Putting down the phone, going out and just sort of living without being concerned about the faux outrage of the day is a godsend sometimes. At the risk of a slight power level, I try to spend a day with my mom and a day with my dad and stepmom every week. I know Ralph can't exactly do that, but ffs, spend a day with the mare and foal. Just make an entire day about them, for the love of god Ralph, you will not get this time back. A friend of mine had a child about a year ago, and he has completely changed, he's devoted to that sweet little baby. That's how life is supposed to be.
If Ralph took a day or two a week to do that, his life would improve. But he can't do that, he's too fuckign addicted to this silly useless shit.

Ralph is missing the key component here: empathy.

 

[Derpy]

Ralph, I know you are reading this…

Please post pictures with your new baby or we are all going to assume May and baby are in NY still. Many here are already convinced she has left you.

This is your chance to prove us all wrong.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

This fat fucking felon with a fecal fetish admitted that this online shit was his entire life/livelihood, one of the only times he's ever been honest. I'll admit sometimes i'm a bit too online myself, but I couldn't imagine the utter despair that would be. Putting down the phone, going out and just sort of living without being concerned about the faux outrage of the day is a godsend sometimes. At the risk of a slight power level, I try to spend a day with my mom and a day with my dad and stepmom every week. I know Ralph can't exactly do that, but ffs, spend a day with the mare and foal. Just make an entire day about them, for the love of god Ralph, you will not get this time back. A friend of mine had a child about a year ago, and he has completely changed, he's devoted to that sweet little baby. That's how life is supposed to be.
If Ralph took a day or two a week to do that, his life would improve. But he can't do that, he's too fuckign addicted to this silly useless shit.

Ralph had many failings, near top of that list is an inability to resist basic urges.

He drinks too much. He eats too much. He angers quickly and can't resist acting on it. He's a lecherous weirdo that has consistently ruined relationships because he likes fucking hookers behind the back of his significant others.

There is absolutely no way this fat retard can keep off of his phone for more than 5 minutes. His brain would throw a fit without a dopamine hit from updoots.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Please post pictures with your new baby or we are all going to assume May and baby are in NY still. Many here are already convinced she has left you.

May and baby are in NY.

Ralph and May's phone are in Richmond.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ralph had many failings, near top of that list is an inability to resist basic urges.

He drinks too much. He eats too much. He angers quickly and can't resist acting on it. He's a lecherous weirdo that has consistently ruined relationships because he likes fucking hookers behind the back of his significant others.

There is absolutely no way this fat retard can keep off of his phone for more than 5 minutes. His brain would throw a fit without a dopamine hit from updoots.

I'm convinced that Ralph losing his gay blue check will be worse to him than losing both parents and denied access to Xander.

 

[Tanuki Mixed Nuts]

Gunt gives a terrible fake excuse for why he wouldn't call in to Dax's show with Jim:
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Seethes about the Twitter app because he's too dumb/lazy to use an alternative front end:
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I mean, I will give gunt this, I too hate that every app ever starts with notifs on for the most unneeded shit. That said, it's not really that hard to turn them off lol

 

[Fannyscum]

If I had to think about it, it was YOU who was life ruinationing ME:


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Now that he's got a wife and daughter, Ralph is a new ally for women everywhere:


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Low effort ayylawgin from a complete sperg, but Ralph can't just let it slide:

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[Henrietta]

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What's up with the Hulk Hands? I guess it's the angle but that almost looks photoshopped in.

 

[veri]

What's up with the Hulk Hands? I guess it's the angle but that almost looks photoshopped in.

he enlarged it to better show the cheap ring

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

he enlarged it to better show the cheap ring

The ring didn’t cost as much as his beloved purse (RIP) but he still paid close to $1k for a ring worth $80 so it’s always hilarious to see it on May.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Low effort ayylawgin from a complete sperg, but Ralph can't just let it slide:
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The fact that @theralph even bothered to reply to @Invisible Crane is emblematic of why he now has a forum instead of a mere thread.

 

[AltisticRight]

If I had to think about it, it was YOU who was life ruinationing ME:
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Surprise to nobody, Ralph is a lying rage pig.
I love the girly insults he comes up with, "Life ruination bunch"? Really? You're the one cosy with Corey Barnhill (paedophile, liar) and you're the one who posted revenge pornography, threatened to paste Gator's neighbourhood with posters calling him a Nazi like some ANTIFA coward, threatened to paste Adrienne Blair's neighbourhood with posters, and a slew of other autism directed at jilted paypigs or a-logs.

Turns out threatening to piss on graves and life ruination makes you a target. It's like rocket science.

Seethe more piggy, virtue signal about the ethics of life ruination some more.