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ralph is like a neanderthal with a phone but it’s TWITTER’s FAULT he can’t use itGunt gives a terrible fake excuse for why he wouldn't call in to Dax's show with Jim:
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Seethes about the Twitter app because he's too dumb/lazy to use an alternative front end:
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"until after", "probably".Gunt gives a terrible fake excuse for why he wouldn't call in to Dax's show with Jim:
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Ralph is missing the key component here: empathy.This fat fucking felon with a fecal fetish admitted that this online shit was his entire life/livelihood, one of the only times he's ever been honest. I'll admit sometimes i'm a bit too online myself, but I couldn't imagine the utter despair that would be. Putting down the phone, going out and just sort of living without being concerned about the faux outrage of the day is a godsend sometimes. At the risk of a slight power level, I try to spend a day with my mom and a day with my dad and stepmom every week. I know Ralph can't exactly do that, but ffs, spend a day with the mare and foal. Just make an entire day about them, for the love of god Ralph, you will not get this time back. A friend of mine had a child about a year ago, and he has completely changed, he's devoted to that sweet little baby. That's how life is supposed to be.
If Ralph took a day or two a week to do that, his life would improve. But he can't do that, he's too fuckign addicted to this silly useless shit.
Ralph had many failings, near top of that list is an inability to resist basic urges.This fat fucking felon with a fecal fetish admitted that this online shit was his entire life/livelihood, one of the only times he's ever been honest. I'll admit sometimes i'm a bit too online myself, but I couldn't imagine the utter despair that would be. Putting down the phone, going out and just sort of living without being concerned about the faux outrage of the day is a godsend sometimes. At the risk of a slight power level, I try to spend a day with my mom and a day with my dad and stepmom every week. I know Ralph can't exactly do that, but ffs, spend a day with the mare and foal. Just make an entire day about them, for the love of god Ralph, you will not get this time back. A friend of mine had a child about a year ago, and he has completely changed, he's devoted to that sweet little baby. That's how life is supposed to be.
If Ralph took a day or two a week to do that, his life would improve. But he can't do that, he's too fuckign addicted to this silly useless shit.
May and baby are in NY.Please post pictures with your new baby or we are all going to assume May and baby are in NY still. Many here are already convinced she has left you.
I'm convinced that Ralph losing his gay blue check will be worse to him than losing both parents and denied access to Xander.Ralph had many failings, near top of that list is an inability to resist basic urges.
He drinks too much. He eats too much. He angers quickly and can't resist acting on it. He's a lecherous weirdo that has consistently ruined relationships because he likes fucking hookers behind the back of his significant others.
There is absolutely no way this fat retard can keep off of his phone for more than 5 minutes. His brain would throw a fit without a dopamine hit from updoots.
I mean, I will give gunt this, I too hate that every app ever starts with notifs on for the most unneeded shit. That said, it's not really that hard to turn them off lolGunt gives a terrible fake excuse for why he wouldn't call in to Dax's show with Jim:
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Seethes about the Twitter app because he's too dumb/lazy to use an alternative front end:
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What's up with the Hulk Hands? I guess it's the angle but that almost looks photoshopped in.
he enlarged it to better show the cheap ringWhat's up with the Hulk Hands? I guess it's the angle but that almost looks photoshopped in.
The ring didn’t cost as much as his beloved purse (RIP) but he still paid close to $1k for a ring worth $80 so it’s always hilarious to see it on May.he enlarged it to better show the cheap ring
The fact that @theralph even bothered to reply to @Invisible Crane is emblematic of why he now has a forum instead of a mere thread.Low effort ayylawgin from a complete sperg, but Ralph can't just let it slide:
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Surprise to nobody, Ralph is a lying rage pig.If I had to think about it, it was YOU who was life ruinationing ME:
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