Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[AnOminous]

Lowtax's estate is valued at one Robocop painting, a picture (unhung) of some black lady, and a (used) Five-Seven pistol, and there are many other claimants including the government. There is no one to jail and no money to claim.

At least we know the gun works.

 

[Ruin]

At least we know the gun works.

I'd pay $50 for the gun that killed the man who fucked up a web 1.0 giant.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

Police departments, especially smaller ones like Lee Summit, will sell off confiscated guns and guns used in crimes every few years to local gun dealers. If I lived close by I'd be cruising the local gun shops looking for a cheap FN 5.7 in a couple of years.

 

[RapidUnplannedDisassembly]

At least we know the gun works.

It's funny also to consider all that stupid shit stayed in a pile behind his streaming desk undisturbed since the moment he moved in to the downgrade house because his mom was too sick to come over and just tidy up for him like usual. That family finished up like some shitty short story V.C. Andrews chose not to publish.

 

[Goodbye Horses]

It's funny also to consider all that stupid shit stayed in a pile behind his streaming desk undisturbed since the moment he moved in to the downgrade house because his mom was too sick to come over and just tidy up for him like usual. That family finished up like some shitty short story V.C. Andrews chose not to publish.

For Sale: Clown shoes, heavily worn.

 

[Ghostse]

For Sale: Clown shoes, heavily worn.

They have a small (5.7 mm) hole in them.

 

[Doctor Jizzmopper]

There is nobody on this planet that misses Lowtax. Crazy but true.

 

[BlueSpark]

How funny would it be if it turned out that Lowtax didn't even mean to shoot himself and was just doing some wacky zany skit for a video but forgot the gun was loaded

 

[Ghostse]

How funny would it be if it turned out that Lowtax didn't even mean to shoot himself and was just doing some wacky zany skit for a video but forgot the gun was loaded

I'm pretty sure the double funeral for him and his cancer-ridden mom will make more people laugh than his video would.

 

[Pinball 2000]

There is nobody on this planet that misses Lowtax. Crazy but true.

Are you sure about that? I can think of one:

Spoiler: Lowtax's only ally in the world

 

[AnOminous]

There is nobody on this planet that misses Lowtax. Crazy but true.

Not even Zoe Quinn, the last person to interact with him even cordially, had anything of note to say about his death.

 

[Peru oso donas]

Not even Zoe Quinn, the last person to interact with him even cordially, had anything of note to say about his death.

She had more to say about the guy she killed than Lowtax.

 

[ellroy]

There is nobody on this planet that misses Lowtax. Crazy but true.

I miss making fun of him as he continually drove his life into the ground; does that count?

 

[pseudoreal]

There is nobody on this planet that misses Lowtax. Crazy but true.

Immediate family excepted, I assume. However strained his relationship with his children was, I imagine they miss him at least a little bit.

 

[Glad I couldn't help]

Not even Zoe Quinn, the last person to interact with him even cordially, had anything of note to say about his death.

Well, there was nothing to gain from saying anything, good or bad, from talking about Lowtax after he Budd-Dywered himself, so why would she say anything?

 

[Ruin]

Too bad Lowtax was too much of a massive pussy to score street drugs. If he did buy from a dealer he might have had one person to say something nice about him.

 

[Ghostse]

Immediate family excepted, I assume.

Doubtful. He was pill-headed manchild narcist who gave zero fucks about anyone other than Richard Kyanka at this exact second; Richard Kyanka 5 minutes from now can go fuck himself. His (surviving, lol) family is probably the most relieved he's gone.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

Richard Kyanka 5 minutes from now can go fuck himself.

The joke "That's future me's problem, but don't worry, that guy's an asshole, so he has it coming" was never meant to be a life's motto or philosophy.

 

[negativlad]

Periodic reminder that this nigger is DEAD

 

[Long Tongue Silver]

Jeffrey will hand-wring eternally on head scratchers like "should we ban a paedophile" and "is it okay that CSPAM is a frothing hive of the mentally ill", and "is it okay that this tranny is running around threatening murder" and seems totally incapable of making a decision without a baying QCS mob forcing his hand.

There are two exceptions to this:
1) Mocking Logan Day
2) Mentioning you read KiwiFarms.

Both of these get you an instant, hard-and-fast ban or perma, no consultation, no takebacks, usually not even a Leper Colony entry, no attempt to be Mr. Friendly SA Man, kaboom. Which suggests that he's got/wants a personal connection to Logan, and that he's frightened of doxxing. People with nothing to hide do not fear the Doxx, so there's definitely something.

However, he's a big Clout Guy. He's in all the Discords and off-sites and game servers, trying to play with his bought friends, so he's gonna be self-disclosing somewhere. And he really really wants to be a FYAD Kool Kid, and your average FYAD dude is a gossipy high school bitch in a paunchy middle aged body, so eventually either some angry nerd's gonna spill some beans, or Logan's gonna take a mood swing and start blasting. So the fuse is lit, we just gotta wait for the boom.

Wild crackpot theory: Lowtax managed to finally pull off something spectacular and successfully faked his own death.

Jeffrey is Lowtax's alt parachute account, carefully managed in ways uncharacteristic of the tax man and his natural penchant for half-assed measures and general laziness.

Lowtax keeps SA, gets out of debt, maintains a sizable stream of income and has the adoration of the forums as a whole.